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http://www.cnbc.com/2015/08/24/caitlyn-jenner-halloween-costume-sparks-social-media-outrage-.html

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/ne...een-costume-labeled-817515?utm_source=twitter

It's nowhere near October, but one ensemble is already on track to be named the most controversial Halloween costume of 2015.

Social media users were out in full force on Monday criticizing several Halloween retailers for offering a Caitlyn Jenner costume reminiscent of the former-athlete's Vanity Fair cover earlier this year.

While Jenner's supporters condemned the costume as "transphobic" and "disgusting" on Twitter, Spirit Halloween, a retailer that carries the costume, defended the getup.

"At Spirit Halloween, we create a wide range of costumes that are often based upon celebrities, public figures, heroes and superheroes," said Lisa Barr, senior director of marking at Spirit Halloween. "We feel that Caitlyn Jenner is all of the above and that she should be celebrated. The Caitlyn Jenner costume reflects just that."

 

[CWCissey]

So just say chip.

Walkers Chips just sounds wrong though. Also there's no way I want this:

When I ask for this:

We already use the word chip to say fries

And Fish 'n' Fries, or Fries and Gravy sounds stupid.

 

[HG 400]

Why is your ketchup brown?

 

[CWCissey]

Why is your ketchup brown?

It's not ketchup, it's brown sauce (essentially vinegar and molasses) and it's much better than ketchup when some form of chilli sauce or a jar of Colman's Mustard isn't about.

 

[HG 400]

It's not ketchup, it's brown sauce (essentially vinegar and molasses) and it's much better than ketchup when some form of chilli sauce or a jar of Colman's Mustard isn't about.

Gross, just use ketchup. Why is your country so stupid and wrong?

 

[usernames can change now!]

Walkers Chips just sounds wrong though. Also there's no way I want this:

When I ask for this:

And Fish 'n' Fries, or Fries and Gravy sounds stupid.

What the fuck why are you making a fries sandwhich is this actually a thing

 

[CWCissey]

What the fuck why are you making a fries sandwhich is this actually a thing

A chip butty is fucking amazing if you do it right.

Gross, just use ketchup. Why is your country so stupid and wrong?

Ketchup is for children and soyboys who can't handle anything spicier than Vimto.

 

[ES 148]

ITT: nobody discusses the subject matter because OP used British English to refer to one of several styles of artery-clogging food products

 

[AnOminous]

ITT: nobody discusses the subject matter because OP used British English to refer to one of several styles of artery-clogging food products

But they eat french fry sandwiches there. That's just gross. No wonder they just want to let the Muslims take over and murder them all. Then they won't have to eat any more french fry sandwiches with ketchup so rotten it turned brown.

 

[Roast Chicken]

Gross, just use ketchup. Why is your country so stupid and wrong?

You guys combine jelly with peanut butter and you invented hershey bars, quite possibly the most disgusting chocolate in existence. Don't talk to us about wrong.

 

[ES 148]

But they eat french fry sandwiches there. That's just gross. No wonder they just want to let the Muslims take over and murder them all. Then they won't have to eat any more french fry sandwiches with ketchup so rotten it turned brown.

French fries are a different food product. They're the things you get at McDonald's.

 

[HG 400]

You guys combine jelly with peanut butter and you invented hershey bars, quite possibly the most disgusting chocolate in existence. Don't talk to us about wrong.

You let muslims rape your children and arrest people for having butter knives. You're wrong.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

You guys combine jelly with peanut butter and you invented hershey bars, quite possibly the most disgusting chocolate in existence. Don't talk to us about wrong.

Yeah like we're gonna take food advice from people who call food "spotted dick" and "mushy peas"

 

[HG 400]

Also who the fuck is postman pat? Is he a real postman?

 

[ES 148]

Also who the fuck is postman pat? Is he a real postman?

He's your father.

 

[HG 400]

He's your father.

Joke's on you I might not know who my father is but I know he'd never be employed.

 

[ES 148]

Joke's on you I might not know who my father is but I know he'd never be employed.

You got me
Postman Pat is a polygonal Welshman who provides drugs to old women and has to have his teeth pulled out sometimes

 

[CWCissey]

You guys combine jelly with peanut butter and you invented hershey bars, quite possibly the most disgusting chocolate in existence. Don't talk to us about wrong.

Dynastia's from the Penal colony.

His people took the most divisive thing ever made, and somehow made it worse. Probably after sniffing petrol

Also who the fuck is postman pat? Is he a real postman?

I will take any excuse to post these.

I would laugh if this thread gets featured status due to the activity it's getting.

 

[Roast Chicken]

Yeah like we're gonna take food advice from people who call food "spotted dick" and "mushy peas"

Well "spotted Richard" doesn't sound much better. Mushy peas are exactly what they say on the tin; no nicknames to deceive you into thinking they're more appetizing than they really are.

 

[HG 400]

Dynastia's from the Penal colony.

His people took the most divisive thing ever made, and somehow made it worse. Probably after sniffing petrol



I will take any excuse to post these.

I would laugh if this thread gets featured status due to the activity it's getting.

Your country is dumb.

 

[CWCissey]

Your country is dumb.

And your people were caught.