Internet 1.0 Stories - Tales of the internet past

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There is a company that builds and repairs storefront signs that I've had dealings with. Their workshop is basically a hellscape of broken McDonald's signs. What is interesting about it is the fact that one of the guys that run the company was involved with boo.com back in the day.
 
Remember Cuecat? It was a barcode reader you could plug into your computer and scan the barcodes of things and it would pull up a website about it. Yes, it was stupid.
 
I loved Joe Cartoon! Haven't thought about it in years.
Remember when Plug and Play wasn't refined yet and you had to manually configure settings to get your modem to work?

And you had to pick an IRQ that wasn't already taken up by your sound card or game card or something or else your system would get bricked.
 
Ok, I just had an exceptionally good glass of Kentucky's finest honeyed Johnny's so I'll give my english a try. This isn't a story with any kind of ending or structure, just a recollection of facts. Also, I'm drunk.

The year was 1997 and ever since I was 7 years old I wanted a new PC as an upgrade from my stone age IBM 8086 XT clone. In 1994 I got a 486 DX4 at 100 MHz (a Texas Instruments chip, not even on par with the Intel DX2s of the time but it still did the trick) with a beautifully shitty Trident 8900 VGA card and 4 Mbs of RAM. No modem as the Internet was still the stuff of legends and BBSs weren't big here in Argentina but when 97 rolled in, I started to take an interest in networking.

So, one day I was chillin' with my cousin when he told me a neighbour was surfing "the net" using a BBS as gateway and that was also free! I felt intrigued so we went to the guy's place. He gave me the phone number for a BBS called "Los Pinos" (The Pines") who were offering a dial up access to the internet for every free e-mail subscription. You just needed to access the BBS, set up an account and use the login information to access the Internet through a long ass number. The catch? You only got 1 hour a week for a month.

So the quest for a modem started. Of course I wasn't going to actually BUY one but it turned out the guy running the local newspaper stand was also a techie and had a spare since he upgraded his old 28.8 kbps modem to a 56K. He wanted me to help him with the sunday edition for a few weeks and BAM! got a used 28.8K ISA modem. I remember this being the first time I opened my computer (the first of many) to replace or add something so it was the kick who started all.

So, hooked up the landline to the modem. Learned the wonders of interference over a unshielded copper twisted pair wire cable and how to assemble a RJ-14 jack. Opened the Hyper Terminal program that came with Windows 95 and... I was in.

I have many more stories starting from this point onward. Is anyone interested or am I rambling like a drunken lighthouse keeper?
 
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Remember Cuecat? It was a barcode reader you could plug into your computer and scan the barcodes of things and it would pull up a website about it.

From what I remember (and confirmed from a net search), the device had huge privacy issues when it was revealed to be collecting information about the bar codes scanned through it.

I have many more stories starting from this point onward. Is anyone interested or am I rambling like a drunken lighthouse keeper?

I wouldn't mind more related stories.
 
I remember KISS dolls, anime webrings, Unreal Tournament 99 and its Counter-Strike-esque mod Tactical Ops, Geocities sites with hentai fanfics, downloading NES and SNES ROMs, Kazaa, hours of Medal of Honor: Allied Assault, Confound, eBaum's World, Newgrounds, making Flash animations and games, downloading 10-second WMV porn clips, playing chess on Playsite.com, Runescape 1.0, using the chat room on GameSite/CleverMedia to cyber, drawing swastikas in InkLink on Shockwave, Yahoo voice chat, Skype with Skype Me mode which I used to have cam sex with Japanese women, getting DDos'd in mIRC, thinking Tila Tequila was hot on MySpace and learning HTML to put swastikas in my profile's background, reading VNNForum and Stormfront, this "Choose your own adventure" game called Addventure,...
 
If I remember correctly, there was some issue with the earliest web browsers where you couldn't make printouts of web pages, but had to save and print out the actual HTML code instead?
 
Usenet. One of its best features was crossposting, where you could post one message to multiple groups simultaneously. So you could say things that would infuriate all of them simultaneously and stand back and watch them get into a huge fight over nothing. Star Trek and Star Wars nerds were really easy to get fighting each other and convince that the other group was invading them.

Similarly Apple and PC nerds.

And you could make the SF groups explode in mindless rage by just saying Heinlein was either great or was a fascist.

Old chat servers where if people were connected with the right kind of modem, you could type "+++ATH0" into the chat, it would trigger Hayes commands, and ATH0 was the command to make the modem hang up. You could tell this worked when half the channel suddenly disconnected.

MUDs and MUSHes and MUCKs. These were multi-user text games you could telnet to and in the original MUD, it was something like Zork but with multiple players simultaneously. Later MUSHes, MUCKs and other variants were more social in nature, like Second Life in text, but usually with themes, like FurryMUCK. The content was mostly player-created, and you could create places and objects by coding them. So for instance, you could code a vending machine that spawned other objects. And before they fixed this, you could have them spawn other objects that could themselves spawn other objects.

So you could create objects that would spawn other objects and have them go around doing annoying things or just spawning more and more until the server crashed. (Later on, creating annoying objects that would fuck shit up became popular on Second Life and things like GMod but I'd lost interest in pure griefing for its own sake by then.)
 
Does anyone remember using the browser Netscape Navigator?

I had version 1.0 on my 486 Windows 3.1 machine:

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Usenet. One of its best features was crossposting, where you could post one message to multiple groups simultaneously. So you could say things that would infuriate all of them simultaneously and stand back and watch them get into a huge fight over nothing. Star Trek and Star Wars nerds were really easy to get fighting each other and convince that the other group was invading them.

Similarly Apple and PC nerds.

And you could make the SF groups explode in mindless rage by just saying Heinlein was either great or was a fascist.

Old chat servers where if people were connected with the right kind of modem, you could type "+++ATH0" into the chat, it would trigger Hayes commands, and ATH0 was the command to make the modem hang up. You could tell this worked when half the channel suddenly disconnected.

MUDs and MUSHes and MUCKs. These were multi-user text games you could telnet to and in the original MUD, it was something like Zork but with multiple players simultaneously. Later MUSHes, MUCKs and other variants were more social in nature, like Second Life in text, but usually with themes, like FurryMUCK. The content was mostly player-created, and you could create places and objects by coding them. So for instance, you could code a vending machine that spawned other objects. And before they fixed this, you could have them spawn other objects that could themselves spawn other objects.

So you could create objects that would spawn other objects and have them go around doing annoying things or just spawning more and more until the server crashed. (Later on, creating annoying objects that would fuck shit up became popular on Second Life and things like GMod but I'd lost interest in pure griefing for its own sake by then.)
I got my first internet account in college, back in 1994. It was a UNIX shell account, so I had to use Lynx to look at websites. I discovered binary newsgroups, and that satisfied my porn needs until the next year when we got T1 access in the dorms and could use browsers. The first one I used was Netscape. And I met my college gf on a MUSH run at our college. I got my roommate into MUDs, and he worked extra shifts to get a computer so he could MUD over the summer.
 
A friend once told me that if you read Leisuretown while doing meth you can hear the characters talking. I don't recommend testing it to find out though.
 
There was this game program called BEYOND where people made awful custom mmorpgs. I loved joining random games and just being annoying as hell to everyone.

BYOND was the name of it and people still use it to play Space Station 13, which is pretty awesome to troll people in once you got "robust".

Freei.net? It was kinda like Netzero except you could just set up a manual dial-up connection in the windows network settings and connect without using their program that blasted you with ads constantly. I use to use it to play Dreamcast games and Diablo 2 online for about 6 months.
 
Freei.net? It was kinda like Netzero except you could just set up a manual dial-up connection in the windows network settings and connect without using their program that blasted you with ads constantly. I use to use it to play Dreamcast games and Diablo 2 online for about 6 months.

You could do this with Netzero too, at first. And Bluelight. And then they messed with it so you couldn't. But you could still dump their shitty adware onto another nonexistent display and not have to look at it. Probably the fact everyone was bypassing their ads with methods like this, plus just creating multiple accounts with bogus info to get around their other stuff, is why they had to start charging.
 
You could do this with Netzero too, at first. And Bluelight. And then they messed with it so you couldn't. But you could still dump their shitty adware onto another nonexistent display and not have to look at it. Probably the fact everyone was bypassing their ads with methods like this, plus just creating multiple accounts with bogus info to get around their other stuff, is why they had to start charging.

I could never get it to work with Netzero but I wouldn't doubt it working in the beginning for sure. The other stuff you listed is def why they had to start charging / went out of business though.

Pretty sure you could use proto-ad blockers on the stuff too.
 
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