Money Internet detective proves Chris bought the PS4 himself

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Pickle Inspector said:
Maybe Barb told him they couldn't afford it and didn't want yelled at?
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Sooner or later, she's going to wonder why Chris can get hot girls with porn-star names to send him $500 toys, but can't use his incredible, L. Ron Hubbard-like persuasive abilities to get a dentist to fix her rotting teeth.
 
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Sonitistic said:
But the question is...why? Maybe he wants people to still buy shit for him and if he does it himself it will continue the trend. Like when you don't try to text that girl again even though you know she probably isn't interested but you don't really want to know the answer for sure so you wait for that text. Or something.
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It's no secret that Chris has a very large ego. I think that, to him, people not buying him a game console after him begging and begging for it was a sign that his popularity or like ability is waning, so he just lied about the fact that he bought the PS4 to make himself feel better.
 
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Maybe he figured that if he made it look like girls were buying him expensive presents, all the other lesbians out there secretly crushing on him would feel the need to buy him even more expensive presents to win his heart. Or feel the need to supply him with china to edge out the competition.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
Maybe Barb told him they couldn't afford it and didn't want yelled at?
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Is there a way we could inform Barb about this purchase Chris made behind her back? Imagine the video he'd make later on.

"My Mother and my Fath.....(awkward grimacing face, followed by several seconds of embarrassed silence).......my Mother is ANGRY at me!!"
 
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Sonitistic said:
But the question is...why? Maybe he wants people to still buy shit for him and if he does it himself it will continue the trend.
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Pretty much this. When he was e-begging for Lego in 2014 he pretended a troll sent him a Lego set with a message when he really bought it himself. He was just trying to encourage others to get him more. He came up with a name this time so he's getting marginally more cunning. For Chris.
 
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Considering how much he can save getting a PS4 from somewhere else, spending more money than need seems like Chris would do.

Also, I wouldn't be surprised that Fingerhut found about Chris's poor credit history after buying the PS4 and leaking this was punishment.
 
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animedad said:
I'm actually really happy to know that Fatty bought the PS4 himself. The fact that he's lying about someone having given it to him is no surprise either.
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I'm happy and sad at the same time.

I'm happy that I get to laugh at a sad manbaby so pathetic he has to pretend someone else bought him something he bought himself (from an extortionate ripoff company), just to be able to pretend to have friends.

And I'm sad I'm that kind of person. For a second or two.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
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Was a private investigator REALLY necessary for us to determine this?

I mean... :tugboat::tugboat::tugboat:
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I doubt it went even that far. Someone probably figured out his Fingerhut account password or something. He's known for using dumb passwords that you can guess if you know even the slightest amount about him.

I could've sworn when someone got his PSN account, the password was something stupid like "123taco" or something, and then he changed it to "taco567" to try and elude the trolls.
 
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Pretty much this. When he was e-begging for Lego in 2014 he pretended a troll sent him a Lego set with a message when he really bought it himself. He was just trying to encourage others to get him more. He came up with a name this time so he's getting marginally more cunning. For Chris.
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Just like that note he sent himself around the holidays about his true and honest female fan admiring him...right
But seriously, the fact that he's trying to make this seem real is not cunning, it's just Chris going through the rote memorization of trying to manipulate others, Kagney.......He's literally fantasizing about pornographic women sending him stuff, he's out of it, and it would take a genuine sociopath to help Chris pull off a rouse of this magnitude

Billy_Sama said:
Considering how much he can save getting a PS4 from somewhere else, spending more money than need seems like Chris would do.

Also, I wouldn't be surprised that Fingerhut found about Chris's poor credit history after buying the PS4 and leaking this was punishment.
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Yeah, a lot of banks/credit lenders do this, they will find out your credit history, then terminate your account after making a larger purchase, and then make you pay off your balance.

HumanBeanbag said:
If he just came out and said 'Hey I saved some money from the Etsy sales for the last few months and am treating myself for my birthday" then people probably would have laughed a little that he wasn't gifted one, but nobody seriously expected him to receive one anyway and it would probably blow over.
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I only wish that Chris would have had the humbling spirit to do this, this is now further justification for Chris about how trolls are ruining his life.

BOLDYSPICY! said:
While I'm still not thrilled that customer information was leaked. . .it IS nice to have confirmation about what we already had guessed.
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I'm just glad I live in a world that will still only let delusion go so far
 
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Sonitistic said:
But the question is...why? Maybe he wants people to still buy shit for him and if he does it himself it will continue the trend.
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Pickle Inspector said:
Maybe Barb told him they couldn't afford it and didn't want yelled at?
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If he just came out and said 'Hey I saved some money from the Etsy sales for the last few months and am treating myself for my birthday" then people probably would have laughed a little that he wasn't gifted one, but nobody seriously expected him to receive one anyway and it would probably blow over.

But instead he was trying to sustain a lie that was almost immediately doubted. Can you imagine how crushingly sad it must be to lie on camera about being gifted something? Having to play make believe that someone sent you a gift and knowing inside that they didn't?

It's like having to buy your own cupcake x1000.
 
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I love Kim's comments that subtly make fun of Chris without him generally noticing it but I know recently his opinion has began to sour on her and after this I'd be surprised if he kept her added much longer. The way she so gently told him he should probably update his status like she believed he had just made some kind of mistake was brilliant.

I'm not 100% sure if the post is genuine but when Kim is convinced he bought it for himself then I must be wrong, looks like no one did stump up the money for him after all.
 
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