Internet Famous Rules Change

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En gaurde! We shall fence in the inflated castle!
I've chosen my weapon.
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Note: Due to public concern, none of this applies to PPP, Godwinson, Zoom, LeoPirate, TonkaSaw, King of /pol/, MundaneMatt, or Sargon.
Do these rules apply to other Internet Famous cows? I am sure they are not the only or even popular subjects in this subforum.
 
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When I was 6 I had a bouncy castle in my back yard, me and my sister used to play on that bouncy castle and I recall a great happiness in trying to see who could jump the highest. That bouncy castle was my home, my sanctuary, and I was its ruler. But then one morning I woke to a sad, depressing sight indeed... A cat had decided, in its cruelty and malice, to destroy the bouncy castle, it clawed the bouncy castle many times because it was a being that hated joy and happiness, cats can sense when a child is having fun and will do everything in its power to cease that source of fun whatever it may be. Why? Because cats were created by Satan to ruin everyone's fun. I can still picture that little ginger bastard faggot cat sitting on the ruined deflated heap that used to be MY bouncy castle. Tears welled up in my eyes as the 6 year old me tried to comprehend what had befallen his once cherished and beloved bouncy castle. From that day forth, I sworn to avenge that bouncy castle, never will I let a cat anywhere near my garden, I have dogs now and I have trained them to bark at not only niggers but cats as well. Hopefully the little spawns of Satan will learn to fear me, as I once feared the death of my bouncy castle kingdom.
 
Is this some crappy IBS in-joke that most people on the site will not understand, because IBS is the most boring shit ever conceived?
Personally I support these new rules. Really class up the place, you know?

Otherwise, some fat alcoholicTrue and Honest Alpha Chad might think we're all a bunch of Karens.

Horrifying.

EDIT: In the spirit of Inclusion, I have updated my post to suggest another new rule change:

From now on, we shouldn't be discussing anyone's proclivities towards drinking, taking pills, eating out of garbage cans, or any combination thereof. That's innervenshinning, and must not be tolerated.
 
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