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The fabric of underwear is like 5 millimeters thin and that's an exaggeration.Well your dick has to be long enough to stick out of that dick pocket otherwise you'd might get some of that piss on your undies.
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The fabric of underwear is like 5 millimeters thin and that's an exaggeration.Well your dick has to be long enough to stick out of that dick pocket otherwise you'd might get some of that piss on your undies.
Some people are growers not show-ers.How small is everybody's flaccid penis? I've never once peed on my underwear using the fly.
I'm definitely a grower and not a shower, but penises are pretty elastic. Are people not holding their penis while peeing? This has legitimately been confusing for meSome people are growers not show-ers.
Or maybe it's cold? I dunno.
Baby Jesus cries when you touch your no-no place. That's why god prefers it when you sit to pee. Everyone knows that!I'm definitely a grower and not a shower, but penises are pretty elastic. Are people not holding their penis while peeing? This has legitimately been confusing for me
Lol5 millimeters
Depends where I am e.g. when I get to a job site early and piss all over everything I know the site safety guy is going to touch that day, I'm forced to aim my stream somewhat.Are people not holding their penis while peeing
Yes but then your dong hangs in the water.That's why god prefers it when you sit to pee.
God loves those of His children who squat-hover over the toilet seat. Least your skin touches the unclean surface.Yes but then your dong hangs in the water.
Seems unlikely. I can't imagine many Chinese making it into Heaven.God loves those of His children who squat-hover over the toilet seat
God doesn't love Somalians, that's why they're forced to be Somalians.God loves those of His children who squat-hover over the toilet seat. Least your skin touches the unclean surface.
Just wrap it once around your leg and it won't hit the water.Lol
Depends where I am e.g. when I get to a job site early and piss all over everything I know the site safety guy is going to touch that day, I'm forced to aim my stream somewhat.
At home, I can just let it hang.
Yes but then your dong hangs in the water.
Lol
Depends where I am e.g. when I get to a job site early and piss all over everything I know the site safety guy is going to touch that day, I'm forced to aim my stream somewhat.
At home, I can just let it hang.
Yes but then your dong hangs in the water.
maybe they mean the little pee drops that come out when you are trying to put your dick back into your pants, but well the fly shouldnt make a difference in that case....I'm definitely a grower and not a shower, but penises are pretty elastic. Are people not holding their penis while peeing? This has legitimately been confusing for me
missing from that list is Alan Wake expleened, alone in the dark 2 and silent hill origins which were also taken down. Don't know what this one is, it was already deleted from the channel prior to me discovering storymodeJust backed up everything available on Storymode myself. According to Wayback machine entries, we're missing:
- Harvester (1996)
- Amnesia
- Silent Hill 4
Silent Hill HomecomingSilent Hill 7 (Shattered Memories)Silent Hill 8 Downpour- Bioshock
- Uncharted 2
- The Room
Parasite EveBlair Witchhttps://kiwifarms.net/threads/internet-historian-appreciation-thread.84367/post-11792363
Could you upload Blair Witch, please?
Thank you!