Interpersonal Drama - How to handle issues with others.

I got issue with the whole damn thing everywhere and why is the forum black?
 
I was maced by a weird dude in a games shop. How do I resolve this conflict?
 
I tried to mediate drama between @Thundersteam and @Peace and Harmony I ruled that @Thundersteam was in the wrong for attempting to dox @Peace and Harmony on his facebook page and asked that he give a simple apology to @Peace and Harmony . He refused so I issued him four warning points along with a firm warning that causing further forum drama will lead to me recommending him that he be banned.
 
@Flowers For Sonichu, I have 11 pages of pointless conjecture and arguing regarding some nebulous conflict between a fuckton of people I don't know.
I have really strong opinions about it, but no one involved gives a flying fuck what I think, and they likely never will.
Would you recommend I interject my entirely unwanted thoughts on the matter, or jam it up my ass and move on?

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Aaand new favorite staff member.
 
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@Flowers For Sonichu, I have 11 pages of pointless conjecture and arguing regarding some nebulous conflict between a fuckton of people I don't know.
I have really strong opinions about it, but no one involved gives a flying fuck what I think, and they likely never will.
Would you recommend I interject my entirely unwanted thoughts on the matter, or jam it up my ass and move on?

The first, but get drunk beforehand
 
@Flowers For Sonichu sometimes I have weird feelings in my lower tummy next to my pee-pee when I look at my girl coworkers, but my HR manager told me not to act on them. I think he's a faggot douche. What should I do?
 
@Flowers For Sonichu sometimes I have weird feelings in my lower tummy next to my pee-pee when I look at my girl coworkers, but my HR manager told me not to act on them. I think he's a faggot douche. What should I do?

I would do what the golden knight did and spend most of your work hours jacking it in the bathroom.
 
Can we go to the conflicts resolutions officer if we don't have any conflicts with another member, but we have internal conflicts with ourselves? I'm sure a lot of us have internal conflicts that @Flowers For Sonichu would be able to help us fix.

I would like to nominate myself for the position of Kiwi Farms staff psychiatrist I promise I will respect patient confidentiality and not at all misuse the privileges that come with knowing the darkest secrets of people who use a site dedicated to mocking other people's darkest secrets.
 
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