Interests Interview with guy kissed by Chris

Snuckening said:
OMG I can't believe y'all folks; attacking a sexual assault survivor for being brave enough to come forward?‽ unbelievable...
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It's a dude, though. Seriously, even in this enlightened age, unless you got publicly fucking ass raped by eighteen black guys with eighteen inch dicks and your colon was spread all over the floor after the mass anal assault, nobody will care. Actually nobody will care even in that situation.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
No, it all started when somehow Chris got some weird idea in his head. The copitz encounter is proof of that.
Chris was practicing on MEN before the con even went down.
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To be fair, Copitz didn't complain because that's the closest he's ever gotten to touching a girl. And is probably the closest he ever will get
 
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If this video fails to attract the traffic he's looking for, when can we expect the 10000 word essay on Medium?
 
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A 14 minute interview over something that happened to a random dude, and affected... pretty much fuckall?
This isn't Buzzfeed for fuck's sake...
 
Wait, that was it? THAT was the kiss? ...that was so benign...real dude? You felt “threatened” from his autism-grip and a half-second, wet cheek-kiss? Nigga, please...we all heard you and your bro plug your websites and creative outlets throughout this. He's like MattressGirl except in Joey Fatone skinsuit.

I’m disappointed people in the comments of that video are too “triggered” by “the sexual assault” to realize what an overreaction this is.

So, when I was eight-years-old, my mom took me to get ice cream. While in line, another family came in behind us that had a son. He was really fidgety and swung his arms around a bit, but he was pretty quiet so I wrote it off as him being bored—because lines are torturous when you’re a kid. I only remember that he was taller than me, really gangly and skinny, and had acne.

Several minutes later, he lets out a noise that sounds like a whaletone and a whine, but with a mouthful of cotton. The store was dead quiet, apart from the noise of the ice cream scoop hitting the counter, so the noise startled everyone. I glance over quickly and see him making this noise to his mom, who quickly hushes him. He grunts and huffs in frustration, and I turn back to the menu once it dawns on me that he’s “special”. As I’m turning, something really wet lands on cheek and two loud smacks echo throughout the whole shop.

The little tard has kissed me on the cheek and the whole line and the workers were staring.

His poor, mortified mom yanked him away and quickly apologized to me and my mom. I was more embarrassed everyone staring than the act itself, so there wasn’t any issue on my end. My mom still had to have a talk with me in the car about how the kid was retarded and that he didn’t understand that it wasn’t okay to do that.

I got over it. ...oh wait no I mean I was raped please subscribe to my YouTube and watch my friend’s shitty documentaries and be positive lol

I vote for Joey Fatone clone to be removed from the CWCiki so he can’t boast anymore about his big claim to rape fame.
 
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The horseshoe theory does not apply to Chris, where something so cringy becomes uncringy and cool because it's popular
 
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Who would win?
 
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You'd have to be more autistic than chris to think that a 14 minute interview is warranted for this ~10 second altercation.
 
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Someone get this chap the tale of Gawain and the green Knight, him sperging about those kisses would be infinitely more entertaining.
 
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There's another thread about this, and apparently, he wasn't just giving a peck on the cheek, he was slobbering, drooling, using teeth, and basically trying to chew their face off. Apparently he was more animalistic than we've been told.

Not that I believe all this shit anyway.
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Chris could taste the soy and iirc he liked soy milk.
 
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I don't know what to say. This is so insignificant, yet, people make videos about stuff like this. Will people make interviews with people who saw Christine in public eating in the same "restaurant" next?
"What was it like to have dinner and seeing Christine the table next to you"
"I don't know man. It is just so weird knowing an urban legend being so close"
"Did you consider approching her?"
"Yes, but it was so unexpected, I didn't know what to do. So I just sit there eating my last chicken nugget."
"Do you regret not approching her?"
"Yes, my life would have been complete if I did."
"I hope this video gets me lots of views."
 
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