kobox666
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Is like if you made a gay super hero and called him Captain Faggot, even if the writer is gay, it would look terrible.
Introducing the New 'New Warriors' - The classic team reunites to mentor a new generation of heroes!
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But that would be funny, this isn't.
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the twist would be that he gets his powers from smoking cigarettes
Wish I knew
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None of these powers are original. Trailblazer seems to be a black or ambiguously ethnic (the costume says pseudo-Native American) female version of Shaman from Alpha Flight. However, I sincerely doubt she'll be allowed to have occasional nuance or fuck up the way Shaman could. 0/10, see me after class.
B-Negative could be funny if they got him a better name and a better haircut. There's potential in a consciously edgy teenager who actually IS a vampire, and I dig the idea of leech mouths on his hands. He could start out funny and evolve into a mature character who's seen some shit.
When it comes to Screentime, anything I could say or arguments I could make were destroyed by the words "internet gas." Fucking what?
Snowflake and Safespace are too dull to be worth caring about and their costumes look like Power Pack cosplay.
B-Negative could be funny if they got him a better name and a better haircut. There's potential in a consciously edgy teenager who actually IS a vampire, and I dig the idea of leech mouths on his hands. He could start out funny and evolve into a mature character who's seen some shit.
When it comes to Screentime, anything I could say or arguments I could make were destroyed by the words "internet gas." Fucking what?
Snowflake and Safespace are too dull to be worth caring about and their costumes look like Power Pack cosplay.
Commander X
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Writer Daniel Kibblesmith is an alum of Colbert's TV show which probably explains why if this is all an attempt at humor it is a humor null. Plus he's awfully proud of having written a children's book entitled "Santa's Boyfriend", no guesses as to what it's about.
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I can't even tell if this is genuine or a parody or what the fuck is going on. Who is this even meant to please? Wokesters don't like it because it's not "muh #OWNVOICES" and has problematic(TM) names. The people annoyed by the Wokesters don't like it because it looks like shit. Everyone who just doesn't care about wokeness isn't going to give a damn about any of it...Who is this for?
On the other hand, I've seen some posts saying that this is good because it's "reclaiming slurs", because apparently snowflake and safe-space are slurs now.
On the other hand, I've seen some posts saying that this is good because it's "reclaiming slurs", because apparently snowflake and safe-space are slurs now.
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*Ahem*
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Daffodildo
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So ‘Trailblazer’ is basically a fat ‘woke’ teenaged version of Dora the Explorer?
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...oh my god, that's what they mean by 'trailblazer', she's actually Dora the friggin' explorer.
Naming a non-binary hero 'snowflake' is now the THIRD dumbest thing in this promo.
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They made a woke version of the Wonder Twins, basically.
I don't know what the fuck they were expecting.
I don't know what the fuck they were expecting.
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I bet you could literally come up with a more interesting superhero team by selecting random advantages and disadvantages from GURPS. Someone select 8 random numbers between 1 and 224, I want to test this out.
Ma Wang
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Random Integer Generator
Here are your random numbers:
92
49
11
169
150
89
156
206
WarJams
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I give it six months.
But the real question is which legendary emeritus member of The Avengers will be debased by the writers to say that anybody who doesn't like these characters is "poop with poop opinions?"
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Protagonists are only half of the story. I honestly can't see which villains they are supposed to defeat. The lack of creativity is staggering, and there's no reason to even discuss this in proper manner, so bad it is.
Cactuar King
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I know it won't be the case, but can you imagine if these fuckers took out someone like Doctor Doom? That'd be some top-tier wankery.
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92 Gifted Artist + 49 Dependency
11 Affliction + 169 Shadow Form
150 Modular Abilities + 89 Indecisive
156 No Hangover + 206 Uncontrollable Appetite
Our first hero has a talent for art, but is burdened with taking care of someone else (a sibling, an aunt, a friend, a significant other, an animal).
Our second hero can cause some sort of external effect, but is stuck as a living shadow unable to move through 3D space (only along walls, the floor, etc).
Our third hero has the ability to change what his power is to something else, but he has trouble making decisions. This one worked out so well it's almost like we planned it.
Our fourth hero never gets a hangover, but also has an uncontrollable appetite for consuming something that only comes from other sapient beings (blood, life force, etc.) (gluttony is the disadvantage concerned with an uncontrollable appetite for food).
The 4th one is kind of a dud, more of a liability than advantageous. 1st one is isn't much of a crime fighter but he has his "aunt may" which opens him up to interesting story telling. We can flesh this out more. For the affliction choose a number between 1 and 10. For Modular Abilities choose a random number between 1 and 4.
Ma Wang
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| Random Integer Generator Here are your random numbers: 5 | Random Integer Generator Here are your random numbers: 4 |
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Isn't their main problem *`bullying`*?
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The affliction gives the target a temporary disadvantage. Select a random number between 1 and 223 to choose the disadvantage (I swear this will be the last one).
The Modular Abilities are a Cosmic Power, meaning our hero just wishes the ability into being. Naturally the RNG gods chose the most OP version of the power.