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Is this a copypasta?

If not, what do you think about yokai? @cumrobbery is also our crypto-zoology person here.
I've encountered the Yokai once, and that was a warrior from Japan. Otherwise the definition of Yokai means ghost or phantom which in Western Traditions would mean ghosts and minor spirits, not at the level with the gods. The definition seems to cover what in my ancestors beliefs would be Elves, Fairies and Gnomes. I find most minor spirits to be friendly when approached with belief and respect. I work with nearly every class of spirit.
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I've encountered the Yokai once, and that was a warrior from Japan. Otherwise the definition of Yokai means ghost or phantom which in Western Traditions would mean ghosts and minor spirits, not at the level with the gods. The definition seems to cover what in my ancestors beliefs would be Elves, Fairies and Gnomes.
But what about this yokai?
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I forgot this thread existed. Though its been a month since I signed up, I could probably still say something.

I lurked for a couple years before joining. I'm a longtime seagull from /cgl/. I've always lol'd at Chris-chan and pixyteri. I don't really fit in over at /lolcow/.

excuse my often unintelligible jabber.
 
But what about this yokai?
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The one I saw what a knight, a samurai in Japanese culture, closest thing I had at the time for a word. I call him the White Paladin for lack of a proper translation. His armor is white thus makes his helmet and upper body garb so bright. You can almost make out a face inside the helmet. Only the head and shoulders are clear, but his heart or his chest appears to be charge with great power. He was someone important during his life.
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I lurked for a couple years before joining. I'm a longtime seagull from /cgl/. I've always lol'd at Chris-chan and pixyteri. I don't really fit in over at /lolcow/.

excuse my often unintelligible jabber.
You don;t want to be on lolcow, that means your a victim, or maybe we both do belong there, could mean we did something right to piss the world off. I'm starting to learn about Chris Chan and that I share everything except upbringing where m,y dad was a total tough. I personally want to meet Chris and see how he is in real life and see what I would have been if my dad was weak. You can find me on FB under Jacob Sockness.
 
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Lurked a long time, found the place after falling down the rabbithole of Reddit waifuist bullshit, then discovered Jin the Pony Fucker. Now that I've seen things no man can unsee, I figured I'd join.
 
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Sup Bitches, been peeping for a while, multiple tabs open constantly, thought I might as well grace you with my presence. some of you peeps are too damn eloquent I just had to join.
 
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I've been visiting this site for a while as an unregistered guest for some time to see what the fuss is all about, but I thought I'd register if there's something about "lolcows" that I really need to say. May not be here much, but I'll stop by if I can.
 
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It's been 26 months, so I may as well introduce myself properly.

I've lurked all corners of the internet since the early 2000s. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe various websites, forums, bulletin boards, chans, and whole social media platforms rise, fall (and sometimes, inexplicably rise again). I remember things like competing to see whose overstyled Myspace page could make IE crash the hardest and 4chan having real, honest, open pedos.

Also, I almost certainly lurked 8chan whilst our Dear Leader had a major presence there, so make of that what you will.

I mostly follow the Yanderedev/YanSim trainwreck, and have been for years, but also get a kick out of various YouTube and Twitter autism that tends to pop up and generally makes its way to me through various people I follow on various sites. I am actively working on aggregating some content to contribute to the Farms - should be a fun ride! :optimistic:

I manage to live almost entirely online whilst having a real full-time job and a bit of a social life. No, seriously. It's possible to be practically 100% pure :autism: and not have something on KF, LF, ED, or /cow/ dedicated to you.

I have a tendency to be a bit verbose, even ramble at times. I don't post often, but read a lot. I try to make every post an original thought, because if it's been said already, there's no point repeating it with different phrasing. We're here to make fun of people who love their echo chambers.

Also I absolutely do not have a doctorate or even a college degree. The similarities between me and Brianna Wu end there, however. Self-deprecation is actually pretty fucking hilarious.

I admit one thing I can't stomach is tumblr, possibly because I am very ardently political IRL and so much of tumblr is people with no background in political or social sciences masturbating each other's egos with ideas presented as sentence fragments by tea-swilling virtue-signaling sheltered white teenagers whose primary interests include laughably non-canon Yaoi ships, hating themselves for being more privileged than others, hating those who are more privileged than they are, and wondering why no one takes them seriously.

So, :semperfi: to all you Kiwis who brave that cesspool and provide us with fresh content dredged up from the filth.

Oh, and I'm especially fascinated by cows who go completely off the rails, such as Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath and the like. You know, people who end up getting into serious shit by...pretty much existing as we know them (see: Ice Poseidon).

Okay that's enough. Enjoy the Farms, everyone.
 
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Howdy! Been lurking here for at least half a year now, discovered this place as a result of following the misadventures of Andrew Dobson for the longest time. I like the cut of your guys' jib.
 
Something something, long time lurker, something something, wanted to join in the fun. But no seriously I’ve lurked for a long while and and I got bored of just lurking, thought I’d join because why the he’ll not
 
Huh, I didn't think being a long-time lurker would be such a common introduction...probably dumb to not think that, though.

Known about Kiwi Farms for a while, but I only really started lurking in the past couple of months, mostly over YouTube autism and Chris Chan. I was a little hesitant to sign up at first, knowing how things can get with E-Drama, but I figured it's worth it to shoot the shit and chat about Lolcows. Besides, I just like to chill and follow interesting shenanigans, I'm not really the type to closely follow people online and get personally involved in stuff.
 
I was lurking here for quite a while. Had my lols, decided to join.
A good place to help keeping up with the internet famous people.

Nice to meet you.
 
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Hi... I've already replied to various threads that have my attention but like, I've known of the farms but didn't get an account or started following shit here until I followed a link to the Clawshrimpy thread.

And then it was a couple of days before I caved and registered an account, that and I had to think up a handle.
 
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Hi, I'm Mooo and I'm bad at introductions. I like to write and analyze lolcow writers, especially The Mysterious Mr. Enter.
 
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