Introduction Thread

[40 Year Old Boomer]

I've been lurking for a while and finally decided to make an account.

 

[rock me amadeus]

I'm not actually new here, I'm just too dumb to write down passwords and am now on my 3rd account. Hopefully this one will last longer than a few months before I tard out again.

 

[Tex15]

Just a guy who isn't an Incel here...

Call me Tex, I'm a Furry and I really enjoy a lot of things in life, I also advocate for human rights, creativity and of course: The furry fandom. If you need a friend, someone to help you get out of this very dark place, talk to me, there are better things in life than spending all your day here at Kiwifarms hating, seething and growing more and more dishearted with society, life and the people arround you.

I'm a good guy who can help you!

 

[The Cunting Death]

Just a guy who isn't an Incel here...

Call me Tex, I'm a Furry and I really enjoy a lot of things in life, I also advocate for human rights, creativity and of course: The furry fandom. If you need a friend, someone to help you get out of this very dark place, talk to me, there are better things in life than spending all your day here at Kiwifarms hating, seething and growing more and more dishearted with society, life and the people arround you.

I'm a good guy who can help you!

I'm curious do you think everyone here is an incel?
Like seriously?

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

I'm not actually new here, I'm just too dumb to write down passwords and am now on my 3rd account. Hopefully this one will last longer than a few months before I tard out again.

stop making new accounts

 

[rock me amadeus]

stop making new accounts

Sure thing there, big guy.

 

[args]

I think we should add a disclaimer to the OP that you should only post here if you want access to the hidden gay kiwi hookups subforum. We keep getting normies who introduce themselves and then are confused as fuck and barge into there, especially into the SLC abdl dogplay thread, and I'm fed up with it.

I think, every faggot who posts here is actually interested in a gay KF hookup subforum

 

[myfootizinmymoufx]

hiiiiiii. new here & i pledge allegience to Joshua

 

[Warren Wilhelm]

Good day. I just can't contain myself anymore: I need access to that gay/non-bin BDSM hookup subforum and I need it now. 300lb 5'2" switch looking for a bbw to inflate me uwu~

 

[Sped Xing]

Good day. I just can't contain myself anymore: I need access to that gay/non-bin BDSM hookup subforum and I need it now. 300lb 5'2" switch looking for a bbw to inflate me uwu~

Ha ha ha funny joke

PM me

 

[Vic Rattlehead]

Good Evening fellow Kiwi's. I have come to express my love for Megadeth and get access to that sweet sweet gay kiwi hookups subforum.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Sorry for posting late after joining.
Not going to lie, I'm here for the comedy. Writing and reading funny posts has been integral part of the forum experience.

 

[Lucy Tiseman]

Former lurker, not much else to say. What up.

 

[Thebag$$$]

i already posted here i have around 50 posts but i will say hello out of spite.

 

[Rutherford_B_Blaze]

I am an elderly man who has recently learned how to use the internet. I have an 11 year old cat named Franz Kafka, Kafka for short (female).
I'm enjoying my time here on the Kiwifarms, Dudes and Dudettes

Keep On Rockin' in The Free World
-RBB

 

[Pineapple Fox]

I am an elderly man who has recently learned how to use the internet. I have an 11 year old cat named Franz Kafka, Kafka for short (female).
I'm enjoying my time here on the Kiwifarms, Dudes and Dudettes

Keep On Rockin' in The Free World
-RBB

I want this to be true more than anything

 

[Medical Hawaii]

I want this to be true more than anything

I was going to ask for proof of cat and of “old” but i don’t think a self-described elderly person would make a weed joke with a former president’s name lol

it’s nice to believe though

 

[Rutherford_B_Blaze]

Good Evening fellow Kiwi's. I have come to express my love for Megadeth and get access to that sweet sweet gay kiwi hookups subforum.

Whoa, My fellow Kiwi Farmer, this is radical. I am an elderly man who has recently learned how to use the internet. I have an 11 year old cat named Franz Kafka, Kafka for short (female).
I have also recently discovered Mr. David Mustaine and his righteous licks. I meant to write this in my own intro post but I was a bit befuddled with the old noodle there.. So glad to see Mr. Mustaine is doing well, he really is a nice young fellow.
Bitchin Vic Rattlehead my bro. I'm having a blast rockin here on the Kiwifarms.

Keep On Rockin in The Free World
-RBB

 

[Medical Hawaii]

Whoa, My fellow Kiwi Farmer, this is radical. I am an elderly man who has recently learned how to use the internet. I have an 11 year old cat named Franz Kafka, Kafka for short (female).
I have also recently discovered Mr. David Mustaine and his righteous licks. I meant to write this in my own intro post but I was a bit befuddled with the old noodle there.. So glad to see Mr. Mustaine is doing well, he really is a nice young fellow.
Bitchin Vic Rattlehead my bro. I'm having a blast rockin here on the Kiwifarms.

Keep On Rockin in The Free World
-RBB

Wholesome lol
This kind of gimmick account is okay in my book

 

[Rutherford_B_Blaze]

I was going to ask for proof of cat and of “old” but i don’t think a self-described elderly person would make a weed joke with a former president’s name lol

it’s nice to believe though

Too old to fuck, too young to die!

Keep On Rockin in the Free World
-RBB