Introduction Thread

[Dik Dik Van Dik]

Dik Dik’s the name, wrasslin’s my game!

 

[MeeM Medic]

compared

comparison*

 

[Sped Xing]

It's gonna be really weird going into this leaving my personal life/experiences/identity at the door but I'm giving it a shot.

It's a forum, not MI-6. Don't post your Mom's home address or your social and you'll probably be fine.

 

[PissPotPatty]

Hi guys I'm PissPotPatty!
Been watching the Comprehensive History of Chris Chan series recently. I'm only about 15 episodes in but I'm really hooked. It's like a trainwreck, you can't look away. I decided to join Kiwi Farms in hopes to learn more about him and keep up to speed on CWC news and stuff.

 

[Odnovo]

Hi. I signed up almost five years ago, but I left for reasons uncertain and now I am back. The world has simply become too fucked to ignore it, and unlike many other places online, you guys generally have a good head on your shoulders.

 

[quartz butterball]

Hello, I've been a long time lurker for years (mostly for CWC, but I've since branched out to keeping up on various other cows) and once I saw that new banner at the top of the page telling me to join, I had to. Doubt I'll post much but it feels good to be an actual member now. Also the Mad at the Internet streams are great too.

 

[Stoneheart]

(fuck, haven't even been able to settle on an avatar yet). Mostly here to fuck around while I wait for the world to move again.

Falco is realy cool....

 

[Azog the Debunker]

Greetings. I am pleased to join your noble quest to laugh like a drain at SJW's, troons, numales, rabid intersectional goblinas, BLM hamplanets, demented jannies and discord trannies. Hailing from the benighted Antipodes, I have sworn a sacred orkish oath to oppose all attempts to silence my voice and curb my behaviour by the faceless minions of the Australian e-safety commission.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

I've lurked for the past few months, but only just recently got around to making an account. I like to laugh at DSP and a few Community Watch and Happenings threads the most, but mostly, I just go wherever I feel like.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

I've been lurking for awhile, I laugh at some random cows and finally decided to make an account. Hurrah.

 

[Pubes]

..and I just finished reading Nulls sticky post regarding political discussion on this site. That is one of the most incredible stories I have ever heard and I plan on referencing that story for years to come. Unironic appreciation post, the struggle involved in avoiding trannies and faggots is hilarious, sad and eye opening, looking forward to seeing how this story unfolds hopefully for the greater good.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

wow i love dear feeder too my fellow kiwifarms user, nice first post. I like your style.

 

[j666]

kill yourself

 

[Parklife]

Hello fellow k-farmer!

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Please don't forget to like and subscribe for more funny content.

 

[Just A Butt]

no pubes in avi, 2/10

 

[A_Skellington]

Remember, it's down the street, not across the road. Thank you and that will be $50.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

..and I just finished reading Nulls sticky post regarding political discussion on this site. That is one of the most incredible stories I have ever heard and I plan on referencing that story for years to come. Unironic appreciation post, the struggle involved in avoiding trannies and faggots is hilarious, sad and eye opening, looking forward to seeing how this story unfolds hopefully for the greater good.

If you talk about yourself, your personal details, your personal life, your feelings, or any other such shit on this site you will be mocked and possibly doxed. Remember that the people who went after Null will also go after any user that grinds their gears.

 

[Pubes]

kill yourself

Suck me

 

[j666]

Suck me

fine, but i'm a necrophiliac. so you still need to kys.