Introduction Thread

[Pubes]

If you talk about yourself, your personal details, your personal life, your feelings, or any other such shit on this site you will be mocked and possibly doxed. Remember that the people who went after Null will also go after any user that grinds their gears.

I like this site.

 

[Pubes]

fine, but i'm a necrophiliac. so you still need to kys.

nigor mortis cock blow

 

[Salubrious]

Take a shower, geek. You're not magnetic; you're sticky.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Signs up, immediately double posts in less than twenty minutes.

"Jannies hate this one trick...."


So what do you do in your day to day new friend? You in the USA or somewhere else? Any fun or maybe even embarassing stories to share about yourself? How old are you incidentally?

 

[Pubes]

Signs up, immediately starts a thread and double posts in less than twenty minutes.

"Jannies hate this one trick...."


So what do you do in your day to day new friend? You in the USA or somewhere else? Any fun or maybe even embarassing stories to share about yourself? How old are you incidentally?

Why are you so suspicious? Worried im gonna find your 10TB Chomo /x: drive?

 

[Sped Xing]

Why are you so suspicious? Worried im gonna find your 10TB Chomo /x: drive?

Wait until you've been registered for six months and the hidden forums pop up.

 

[Pubes]

Wait until you've been registered for six months and the hidden forums pop up.

So im supposed to believe you would tell me about the secret forums on an intro thread. how much child porn are you idiots hiding?

 

[Sped Xing]

So im supposed to believe you would tell me about the secret forums on an intro thread. how much child porn are you idiots hiding?

I'm not sworn to keep Null's secrets. Be patient, and all will be revealed.

 

[M00NL1GH7 3N1GM4W0LF]

Kon'nichiwa. I am M00NL1GH7 3N1GM4W0LF, the Incarnation of January's Full Moon, the Wolf Moon. I've been observing the farms on and off throughout 2020, but with a new year, felt it's only fair to make my own account. A lot of Weeb Wars occurred back in 2019 and 2020, and some familiar faces exist here on the farms (not exactly a good thing, for them that is). AnimeGate, GamersGate, and ComicsGate to name a few of my interests, but the icing on the cake is the shit these LolCows spew up in said MeToo Communities. MeToo has lost it's crown jewel, it's purpose, and many now-a-days exploit it. It's embarrassing how some of these people will just fall for the bait, only to get caught. Attention-seekers they are, but I digress.

As a Lunar Wolf of the New Year, I am glad to finally be a part of this forums. I will mostly be lurking here and there, but don't be surprised to see a post or 2, or even 3 by this Wolf Moon Incarnation. I am but a silent type, yet very observant. You will soon realize the beauty that is January's Wolf Moon, so I leave you this Wolfish Beauty. Arigatou Gozaimashita!~

 

[HEXbox Carousel]

Hey. I'm an ex-furry. Decided to show up to laugh at dogfuckers from the other side of the glass.

 

[Luminous47]

Kounichiwa everyone. I’m just a dumb edgy idiot who wanted to post here after reading some threads here, which are hilarious. Might post here a bit too, i’m pretty chill so let’s enjoy this forum.

 

[StutterBox]

Hello all. Long time lurker decided to sign up finally. Remember: I'm just some retard.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Take a shower, geek. You're not magnetic; you're sticky.

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Chinese people are fucking retarded

 

[k80]

I’m Katie

 

[SpicyCrabRoll]

I'm a Greek guy that likes lolcows and weird shit. I think i came here searching for ironmarch and alexander slavros.
Now I'm mostly interested in Chris Chan's story and how it will turn out.

 

[GeorgeOakley]

Hello. Considering we are living in happy and peaceful times, I decided to make an account to grill in peace here.
We all can hope that 2021 will continue with the same momentum it began. Never a dull moment.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Joined a wee while ago before the floodgates closed. I've been a long time lurker, always loved extreme people watching, I find a lot of arty-farty inspiration in it and would love to write up a comic version of some classic lolcow tales some day...

Seriously, some of these cows would make spectacular protagonists and their stories are wild, inject in some clever angles and lighting, fill in the gaps with a bit of artistic licensing and you've got all the ingredients to create a feckin gripping carcrash narrative.

Anyways, I'm nearing my thirties, on the naughty autie spectrum and almost went the way of the sjw troon back when it wasn't much of a thing in my teens; far as I'm concerned social archives like these are a god sent package of cautionary tales for the potentially budding nutcase.

Semper fi, you beautiful goddamn people, you're doing gods work. Hope I can contribute more than I derail. See you out there.

 

[Slush Fund]

Heard about an online bullying forum created by some guy named Josh on YouTube. Been lurking for a long time -- really enjoy a lot of the content here. Wanted to sign up and force everyone else to read shitty posts before the Tech Empire decides to finally end all wrong think on the internet once and for all.

Community seems really nice for what's supposed to be the world's most dangerous website.

 

[TismSchism]

long time lurker - decided to create an account to shit on my favorite cows

 

[Tingle]

Long time listener, first time caller. Reading the CWCki kept me sane through high school.