Introduction Thread

[TheClansmen]

Hello everyone, I am TheClansmen, infamous alt-right terrorist, inventor of Stormfront, 4chan, and the KKK. I have personally met Adolf Hitler himself and I am violently racist. I am also the leader of a homophobic Australian based hate group. I wish to conspire with other terrorists like myself and will stop at nothing to achieve the holocaust 2.0

In all seriousness I just joined here because

1. I wanted to have an account before this place became members only again.

2. It'll be fun to laugh at autists and trannies.

 

[SCOTT FUCKING WILLIAMS]

Woah hold the fucking phone Scott Fucking Williams is kicking on into this dank as fucking fuck farm land to throw down some dank as all fuck memes and posts. All you need to know about Scott Fucking Williams is Scott Fucking Williams is dank as all fucking fuck.

Scott Fucking Williams
Dank as fuck since 1992

 

[Siberian Khatru]

Hello everyone, long time lurker, finally took the plunge and registered!

 

[Splinters RCVD ✞]

Hello there, new guy here. Came here because this is one of them few places where I can say and see actually interesting things without being wary of a spergout.
Edit: plus other reasons that I will not list to not make my first post into a wall of text.

 

[Shidoen]

Hello, long-time lurker. Now made an account so the Glowies can earn their salary off my taxes.

 

[I Am Lost]

Hi, i've used the site to check up on specific people before, but now I am realizing that this is one of the last usable websites on the internet where i can say nigger and not have to endure dumb low effort posts and coomer shit. And so here I am, making an account. Also writing this post to test how usable the tor service is.

 

[KingCoomer]

Hello, I've been lurking for awhile and finally caved in to making an account. This place seems fun.

 

[Womanhater69]

Initially came along from a bout of morbid curiosity and ended up seeing that this is one of the few places where conversation can be had without devolving to the most mind numbing arguments known to man.

 

[reinhardheydrich]

Hello.

Not actually Reinhard Heydrich and not a Nazi, but if you want me to be, I can.

Glad to find a place where I can engage in criticism and not be bitched at for being too harsh or politically incorrect.

 

[Character from a movie]

Hello, my name is Jesus Quintana, I live in Los Angeles and I love bowling. I spent six months in prison after "exposing" myself to a eight-year-old boy.
I've lurked in the Farms for a long time now. I decided to create an account because... I don't know. For the same reasons as the other users.

 

[Sped Xing]

Hi, i've used the site to check up on specific people before, but now I am realizing that this is one of the last usable websites on the internet where i can say nigger and not have to endure dumb low effort posts and coomer shit. And so here I am, making an account. Also writing this post to test how usable the tor service is.

You may be underestimating the amount of coomer shit here.

 

[sniggered]

hello i was a lurker but after edgeville got shut down i figured i should create an account

 

[Who Shits a Give]

Blow on my asshole.

 

[ishioda reiji]

long-time lurker here, just noticed that an invite is no longer required to register. i have a ton of personal lolcows who tried beefing with me over retarded fandom shit, and whom i'll mock in the appropriate thread soon.

 

[Roman Roy]

Just passing through.

 

[Cloud Blazer]

Hello everyone. I’m new to the KF’s but not new to the Internet. I think I will make a grate addition to the farms as I am pretty autistic and am told I live a wild life.

I am having problems uploading an avatar and would appreciate help.

 

[Muu]

Hello everyone. I’m new to the KF’s but not new to the Internet. I think I will make a grate addition to the farms as I am pretty autistic and am told I live a wild life.

I am having problems uploading an avatar and would appreciate help.

Go to your account page (or tap your pfp at the top of the page)
Then account details
Look for avatar change, you can also change your banner as well.

 

[unsafe]

Hello all, unsafe here.

I'm very autistic and fascinated by developmental disorders and mental illness in general. I am here to scare myself straight, so to speak. Looking at how I could potentially end up (insane cows) helps me keep myself in check.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Hello, I’ve been lurking on here for a good while…came across this site when I was reading about Desmond is amazing and his Nut job mom, discovered a whole treasure trove of freaks being covered on here.

 

[Hypnomouse]

Hello there. New here and, hopefully, eventualy old here. Been trying to change my profile picture, but no file seems to be possible. Maybe .jpg are not alowed? Or the img bug on the site front warning is the problem? Maybe cant do it with an android cellphone? Help...