Introduction Thread

Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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Some absolute cunt on another site I use threatened to make a sockpuppet account here using my username and avatar on that site, and presumably post heinous stuff. I decided to preempt him, so I made an account here to ask technical questions, say nice things about people, and post cat pictures.
 
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Greetings. Have yourself a monkey
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Hypnomouse said:
Hello there. New here and, hopefully, eventualy old here. Been trying to change my profile picture, but no file seems to be possible. Maybe .jpg are not alowed? Or the img bug on the site front warning is the problem? Maybe cant do it with an android cellphone? Help... :(
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Null requires foot pics before you can change your avi.
 
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unsafe said:
Hello all, unsafe here.

I'm very autistic and fascinated by developmental disorders and mental illness in general. I am here to scare myself straight, so to speak. Looking at how I could potentially end up (insane cows) helps me keep myself in check.
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The thing that scares 😱 me about myself is that a lot of LoLCows can’t let something go. Remember to take a step back and look at the big picture
 
Hi, new and stupid. Just gonna test something here with my first post. I'm trying to embed a YT video, if it doesn't work could someone enlighten me about the best way to do it?

EDIT Failed utterly. Anyone give a fella a clue? I just pasted the embed text from YT's share option on a video.
 
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EDIT Failed utterly. Anyone give a fella a clue? I just pasted the embed text from YT's share option on a video.
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Above the text box, there's a bunch of icons. Next to the smiley face, there's an icon of a picture over a piece of film (Media). Click that and just paste the URL in to it.
 
The Amazing Autismist said:
Hello everybody. I'm retarded. I work a shitty job, and do nothing interesting. Long time lurker, and long time listener of the MATI podcast. I figure it's time to join. I will praise the Moon, and support him with my BAT.
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Please post your Big Ass Titties.
 
Hi everyone, I’m Amphotericin B.

I journeyed to the Farm a while ago, lured by the grunting, huffing, puffing, reeeeeeing siren song of the lolcows. I can’t lurk anymore longer, this cornucopia of fuckery is too delightful not to join. That and it’s the only place I can say I shouldn’t have to share the ladies room with men in skirts.
 
Hi, I'm Filler Bitch. I've heard of the Kiwi Farms before and assumed that everyone here is a horrible person. I decided to see for myself and it's really interesting. It's refreshing to see people speak their minds and not get thrown in Facebook jail or banned for jokes and opinions.
 
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czechoslovakian naruto

hi im dilfgirl and here's 10 things to hate about me:

1. i think misa amane is christian (catholic, to be specific) and im the leader of #MisaAmaneIsChristain
2. my choice of drugs are opium and orgasms
3. i have a god complex
4. i have a sexual attraction towards jon from garfield
5. i have a sexual attraction towards hyde from beyblade
6. i use twitch
7. i use reddit
8. i play rhythm games but im actually bad at them
9. i like hawaiian pizza
10. i am an heiress to moonpies so i should be expecting a fat paycheck soon.

thank you for listening and looking at czechoslovakian naruto
 
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