Introduction Thread

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Long-time lurker and first-time poster here.

 

[Shalalallah Akbar]

Joined in 2020, but lost that account because I used a temporary email for it. Oh well. Usually don't have much to say, but I did want to ask a particular user about the source of their profile picture.

 

[Oswalding CAN]

Hello. Been a Lurker, Finally got my VPN to work, so now I'm able to join.

 

[Disguised In Cognito]

Made account a while back after enjoying laughing at the funny people; decided to actually post something which will probably just be calling the appropriate people gay retards.

 

[Logitech F310 Gamepad]

Hey there!
I've been lurking the farms and visiting the happenings feed weekly for about 4 years, and been watching the MATI streams basically since the start.
I don't really use any social media.
I don't like the 24/7 non-stop political opinionated discourse, the frankly toxic and useless back and forth arguing about meaningless fads and "current things", the implied and explicit censorship based on constantly changing arbitrary rules, the overt depravity, the hypocrisy on every side, the gaslighting, the "virtue signalling"...
I hate all of it.
I've been thinking of registering for a long time now, and also what this post would be.
It took me a while, but I'm finally here.
I feel like a kid that's been outside by the window, staring at the people inside having fun, not knowing what to do, but just staring, while the door was open the whole time!
So yeah, let's fucking sneed!

NIGGER

 

[Cougar Pump]

Hello. Registering here marked a significant milestone in my descent to oblivion and actively posting will surely perpetuate matters further.

 

[Tomboy Tuti]

The fuck you looking at, Im here to sneed, youre here to sneed, lets just sneed.

 

[Mrs Gendered]

Guys I got married!

 

[dfsdsfdsadsa]

Hi everyone!
I've done a lot of lurking here and I haven't really done a lot of posting yet.
(other than that one effortpost that got 3 likes and "falso y gay" but thats how it is sometimes on the internet)

i'm too retarded to pick a username, but i have a nice pfp from my pfp folder and today is going to be a good day!

 

[equinsu_ocha]

I'm here to chew bubblegum and sniff ass. I'm here to fuck around and find out. I'm here to sneed and feed. Am I in the right place?

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

I'm Jesse Nicholas Radin (was Mr. Burgers on here from 2015-17 until I misbehaved repeatedly and got a permanent vacation from the site.)

My username isn't by choice; I'm a verified lolcow with a forced username!

 

[Creative Username]

I'm here because Josh finally duct taped his email server back together. Thanks, Josh!
Anyway, it's now time for me to be a retard and shit up the site be a valued member of the Kiwi Farms community.

 

[Keno Royale]

Just here to laugh at BossmanJack

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Why are we here? Just to suffer the balldo?

 

[RMQualtrough]

I'm ugly

 

[Jack Noir]

Used to lurk here for some time, decided to make an account to discuss some topics.
I probably won't be very active here but whatever.

 

[Richard_Wetpasta]

I mostly lurk and watch the mati streams for like the last couple years. i like to post here and there since i joined.

 

[JerryBeansMan]

Hi i'm a returning user, nowhere else online was as fun as here

 

[Fever Dreaming]

Hello, I joined because everywhere else is dead or populated with AI/nigger cattle and having fun is prohibited.

 

[Blamo2000]

Hoi.

I'm an autistic retard with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
I used to have an account here, but I can't access it anymore, not like anybody would care.

I'll mostly be lurking, I missed this place.