Introduction Thread

[The Hero of Kvatch]

I just signed up today because I thought this was a forum about farming in New Zealand.

 

[VanyaMotorbike]

Hi everyone,

I have been lurking for a few weeks and really enjoy it here. I started watching some lolcow videos by Turkey Tom and Cecil McFly etc and kept hearing about Kiwifarms, so decided I would check it out. There is thread after thread of gold here (My favourite so far has been The Tranch)

 

[latter day taint 2]

I got locked out of my old account. I'm here again.

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

For my next trick I will make his manhood dissapear, cut his penis in half and turn into a vagina

 

[Bloo]

A long time lurker but first time poster. I thought I may as well just make an account.

 

[Dotbat]

hellooo i'm a newfag : D
edit: how do i stop the emojis from forming when i type it together...

 

[Abrodolph-Lincoler]

What's up bitches! I'm also a lurker who's decided to take the plunge.

 

[Blamo2000]

hellooo i'm a newfag : D
edit: how do i stop the emojis from forming when i type it together...

Hello.
You can insert an invisible character.
:‌D

https://invisible-characters.com/200C-ZERO-WIDTH-NON-JOINER.html

 

[M0ther]

Hello, I'm new here. I've lurked this forum for a few years, and decided to make an account here today.

 

[Father Fornicatio]

Good day children, i have decided to see what all the fuss is about. According to certain people this site is filled to the brim with nazis, transphobes, lead by satan himself and fueled with the souls of the unborn, which for me is a sign there is fun to be had. So jetzt geht los (not German btw).

 

[Johann Gambolputty...]

Beatings and salvations, I am new here, that goes without saying. I have posted a couple times, but I will mainly be a lurker. I am simply not up to the level of weird obsession as a lot of you are. I found the place by following a trail of peices of candy from ED to the CWCwiki, and here from there. Unironic and unapologetic furry. High-functioning awwtist. No, that doesn't mean I get a monthly 'tugboat'. Profile picture is what happened when I dropped a bunch of psychedelic drug terms into an AI prompt and added an otter. I like to read about the lolcows, especially the ones who bring the lulz upon themselves so it seemed natural to join.

 

[Creative Username]

hellooo i'm a newfag : D
edit: how do i stop the emojis from forming when i type it together...

Better way: Use a BBCode [plain]- stuff here -[/plain] tag.
Like this: :)

 

[Incarnated Solvent Abuse]

Hi. Been reading stuff on here since late 2021 or so, made an account for the sake of it. Mostly only here to lurk Animal Control and post in the music threads.

 

[Jane Kenfordton]

Hi all

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Hi! I'm also a newfag! I thought this would be a good thread to try out the no-nuts and bolts. Italic looks good. Big letters. red. Good to meet you all! Font. Have a good weekend, faggots!

 

[BillyREE]

My name and pfp should be familiar to anyone who watches the best channel on jewtube!

 

[Ogre Magi]

My name and pfp should be familiar to anyone who watches the best channel on jewtube!

Enlighten me please.

 

[Jane Kenfordton]

I heard this is where TERFs go to play. Where the TERF boards at?

 

[Plumbob]

Hi there, I've been interested in surface level Lolcows like CWC, Pixyteri, and that one sonic dude who fucks his plushies for a couple years now. I lurk a lot and watch a lot of lolcow documentaries, so I figured I might as well finally join.

 

[DoubleTail]

Hi, made this account a while back but haven't posted much. I've been lurking on the farms for a couple years and figured I might as well just make an account at this point.