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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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Not a newfag. Gaseous, like a wall of fog or something slick like that, not whatever you just thought.
No, really, I'm not FAT, you have to believe me.
 
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Hello I joined the Farms because I've been lurking for years but I'd hangout at Movie Night and realized I'm one of the few regulars there that doesn't have a KF account. So yeah. I guess that's it? Also being a newbie joining after Trump's inauguration would be something to tell the family about decades later I suppose? 🤔
 
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¡Hola! i arrived here because there was lots of funny spanish lolcows being covered here, and i also like that you can say nigger without being given the evil eyes. Too many people soft these days and here it feels like real life, despite being a forum on the internet!
 
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Greetings,

I had been lurking the farms since the pandemic times as a way to get non-pozzed news about it, now I decided to become a Kiwi. Thank you for the autism and honesty, made me realize how stupid the normienet is, so I had to shutdown all fake and gay SocMed accounts like plebbit and Discord. Despite cutting ties to my online friends there and there. Oh well, that's how the web woes goes.

As for me, I'm just an old-ass, non-IBM Clone 90's computer whom gained sentience not too long ago.

And I'm still seething about it.
 
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Hello everypony this is my first post I am making so that I can gain PRIVILEGES. I am so honored to become a Kiwi Farmer :)
 
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What's up, forum? I'm a dumb, shut-in faggot, and I'm about to flip my shit if I don't get some human interaction. You remember that COVID lockdown shit? Yeah, I stayed on that shit, and I believe if you go on places like Discord or Twitter, you deserve to have your dick rot off. So I don't have a lot of options for meeting people

I've been lurking longer than you've had an account. I'm trying to stick to the writing, publishing, and tabletop parts of the site. Please feel free to charge me, I'M VERY PERSONABLE. This site is popular now, so you have to deal with retards like me trying to use this site as a legitimate place to make new friends.
 
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