Introduction Thread

[fist_of_khonshu]

Hello,
Late as hell to the party by a month but I joined KiwiFarms in order to contribute to Matthew Joseph Schimmel's thread and found I liked the community. Big Fan of comic books, history, literature and a plethora of other shit. I mostly contribute to boards I find interesting.

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

HI,
Long time lurker, first time poster. I started lurking on here a bit before the whole drop Kiwi Farms thing, and I finally decided to make an account. I look forward to posting on here. I'm a big fan of this website's culture, it's truly unique and I've never seen anywhere else like it. I promise I won't be a shithead.

 

[Bongo Bongo]

Just found out about this thread
I've posted a little bit but i mostly prefer to lurk, maybe i have to lurk some more

 

[Enigmatic Gale]

Hey everyone. Also been a long time lurker of the Farms since the drop Kiwi Farms era. Not sure why it took me so long to make an account despite how much respect I have for both the site and Null.

 

[SeleucidSoul]

Hello, I've lurked here on and off for a while and will probably continue to mostly lurk, now with an account and the seldom post.

 

[The Wise Shaman]

Greetings!

I was lurking here before the entire Chris-Chan incest ordeal. The reason why I registered this late is because I was not a talkative person up until recently. This is the only website I'm aware of that lets people have fun (like saying offensive things) while managing to keep the most obnoxious people of the internet out (like trannies, coomers, and schizos), thus making an account here made sense.

 

[BligitBloogit]

Greetings. An acquaintance told me not to come here and I said fuck that. Guess I'm here forever now.

 

[Postal Cuck]

Hello, Kiwifarms! Former 4chan poster here! Unfortunately, the site has been permanently shut down. I heard nothing but good things about this website. For teh lulz!! Anyway, thanks for the warm welcome! Looks very comfy!

 

[Moosely]

This place is literally fucking reddit

 

[Divayth Fyr]

Hello, yet another long time lurker here. The join date says it all on why I finally bothered to sign up, although Maldavius nearly got me to a few months back.

 

[Incorrigible Bigotry]

Hello. You know why I'm here. I don't care much for lolcows beyond gawking at them from a safe distance, mainly just want a place to discuss my interests without having to kowtow to some faggy speech policy enforced by dysgenic loser jannies.

 

[Resdayn]

Hello. It's been a long time since I've used a normal forum board, mostly just lurked the 4chins, and other sites after the places I went to shutdown/died. Now I'll probably lurk more like a newfag.

 

[Lonkster]

Hello Kiwifarms, I'm a newfag to this place so I plan on lurking a bit before properly posting.

 

[John Helldiver]

Hi
I'm the best.

 

[Stupid Goy]

Hi, I'm not a refugee but I have been lurking on the farms for a while. Figured I might as well just register now before the floodgates are inevitably closed in the midst of this autistic shit-storm.

 

[Smooth Jazz]

Hello Kiwifrens, I'm back I guess. I made an account last year with a temp mail. I'm retarded lol. I was El Microwave. Before that, I lurked since around 2021, before the incest saga. I'm bored of Chris and mostly like the docile, cudchewing cows like Ulillillia, JustinRPG, and Erik Mokracek. Rereading their threads on a rainy day is comfy. I've been on 4chan since 2008 when Boxxy showed up and I kinda hope it's gone at this point. /mu/ was a hollowed out whale carcass on the abyssal plains. Korean hagfish were nipping at the last fetid bits of flesh. Hope to contribute OC and find real music discussions here.

 

[dongykung]

Hey there, I saw this site mentioned on twitter and it looks fun.

 

[FreeToast]

4chan is dead so now im here.
Only found this site off a soy boy article talking about the death of 4chan.
On that article near the bottom it mentioned kiwi farms being a far right and heckin evil chud site so I signed up right away.

 

[Wednesday Morning's Night]

I'm here now too. If there was an IQ to measure how retarded someone is I'd probably be a mid 90. I do say good stuff sometimes though.

 

[MrSlongDong]

Hello I am new here but only discovered this thread. I pledge my allegiance to the leader and offer this picture as a gift.

Spoiler: ♫ Kiwifarms, Kiwifarms uber alles, uber alles in der Welt ♫

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