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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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Lurked for a couple of months to keep a better track of some of the lolcows I was monitoring before. Decided to make an account on here because I figured "hey, I may as well take the full step and post something useful to add to their threads on this site". Good morning/afternoon/night!
 
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I've been here a bit now, but never saw this. I'm thankful for the Farms since reddit has been unusable for years. The only information I heard about this place was that it was a forum of stalkers who tried getting people to kill themselves. I legitimately believed it was something like one of those CSAM sexploitation type websites.

Like damn, even Cloudflare dropped their services? The internet is trying to shut them down? They must be evil. Then when I realized Wikipedia is also completely ideologically captured, I think I realized their info on KF was likely horseshit.

I'm glad this place exists. It's actually quite scary and pressing that such massive chunks of online discourse can be controlled by such deranged ideologues. All hail Null.
 
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I'm an early 2010's lurker but never deigned to make an account, heard about this place from 4chan back then, a friend told me null had a podcast and gave me a rundown so I gave it a listen and have been listening for about 2 years now. Not super into individual people drama but offtopic threads and politics do interest me.
 
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Josh Moon (Null) babyGOD.webpMy name is Joshua Moon. I'm 32 years old. I live in Destin, Florida, where all the gegbulls are, and I am not married.
I manage a tranny stalking website, and I stream every Friday at noon (central US time).
I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 4 PM, and make sure I get twelve hours of sleep, no matter what. After having six liters of soda and doing about 0 pushups before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until nighttime. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress after midnight.

I was told I was morbidly obese at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes for everyone to thumbnail their images. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness.
Albeit, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone, bish.
 
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I'm an early 2010's lurker but never deigned to make an account, heard about this place from 4chan back then, a friend told me null had a podcast and gave me a rundown so I gave it a listen and have been listening for about 2 years now. Not super into individual people drama but offtopic threads and politics do interest me.
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Gone too soon

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Hello. Been here since 2016, but lurked for too long Lmao, what made me finally post was a now-deleted Nyanners thread that someone tried making. I found the farms by the SJW art thread appearing on Google. images I remember having Puppychan, and Venus Selenite as personal lolcows long before they had a thread. (RIP Venus, he was one of the funniest, most insane degens ever but he DFE just as I was about to stop lurking just for him.) It's funny to see Puppy as such a huge cow now.
 
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Good evening, saars and saarettes. Been lurking for some time and finally thought maybe I should also take part in the autistic discussions. Even though this site is basically a gossip site about retards for retards, I admire the site's culture immensely, because it feels so authentic. In my opinion, this is rare in today's internet with (mostly) Reddit and Discord centralizing, commercializing and sanitizing discussion forums, which leads anything slightly controversial (i.e. funny) being scoured.
I think BossmanJack is the zenith of current lolcows and I hate trannies, so I think should fit in well.
 
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ʏᴜʀᴋ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴛʟᴇʙᴜɢ said:
Are there any important threads I should check out?
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radicalradishranger said:
I'm also wondering where to start? Anything I should know before diving in to participate?
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I recommend following the Community Happenings thread. (Since you're new, you can just skip to the most recent page - no need to read the whole thing.) People post important news and lolcow updates there everyday, and if any of the updates catch your interest, you can follow the links to the relevant threads.

Some general advice: Try to lurk a bit before posting. Don't make personal army requests or trolling plans. Learn how to archive. Also, be sure to thumbnail your image uploads. And if you want to skim through a long thread, the highlight feature is very helpful (it's the ribbon button at the top-right of every thread).
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hjelo.

Long time retard. First time fat-git. Been witness to a generation of retardation and am totally based-pilled. Base pill. Baaaaa- .... bi. ... ba.... BASED. Taht's me. The based guy. Yea I throw heilers and romans. Whatcha gonna do bout it faggiut? Yea I'm a goddam swazi man. I got them thrice in my username, how bout that. anyway.... Fuck retards, praise Jesus King of Kings, Lord of Lords, The Light. I look forward to schizoposting after I consult the voices and they approve of my message.
 
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