Introduction Thread

[Johnathan Readit]

Hello. I came here from another internet forum. I've known about this place for quite some time because of one of your more infamous lolcows but never felt a need to join since my previous home provided all the dopamine hits I required.

 

[LichNeet]

Hello. So I'm not new really, just haven't been here in many years and forgot my old account. With 4chan down I figured I'd come here, lurked for a bit and then made a new account. Might stick around for a while.

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

Hello, Dear Feeder I pledge loyalty to the farms.

 

[Compelled Register]

After browsing the site off and on for some time I feel obligated to register now that I can’t poost on 4ch. Hi all.

 

[Detective Carey]

Lurked since 2016ish, forgot how I landed here but I found myself immediately enamored with the old-school forum aesthetic, (something the modern web is severely lacking), and was an immediately a fan of the whole "archive everything" mentality. Decided to bite the bullet and sign up amidst all the 4chan refugees. MATI rules, if I ever stop being poor I'll mail you a money order, keep fighting the good fight.

Fuck Dong Gong and the Fart Queen and anyone else trying to take this place down. Fucking freaks.

 

[Nigga I Am Hitler]

Nigga I Am Hitler

 

[Not your Buddy Holly]

Been lurking for a while, originally watching the Rekieta saga unfold. Started to lurk in the other parts of the forum and realized I would fit in here a lot better than I originally thought. Glad to be here.

 

[MilkDrinker445]

hallo, ik ben en melkdrinker445, 4chan down so im gay & retarded

 

[agent_donkey]

hi
yet another 4chan refugee here, but what happened was the mercy kill i have been waiting for. with the divine sign of cockli also being green again, its my time to migrate.

im here specifically because as far as im aware this might be the last sizable website with any discourse. what i always hated about mainstream alternatives is how people dont communicate, instead they yell slop into the void and 50% of the time gain the ground breaking insight of "gruk approoves". imageboards felt different, but now they all are dead.
i want to hear opinionated and batshitcrazy takes, then leave my own and be called a nigger for it, damn it!

 

[Taz Tyger]

Hello everyone! Happy to be here!

 

[Max Normal]

Hello, i used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what i'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary. It'll happen to you!

 

[Chatterbot]

Lurker.
Posted on ck 10+ years ago for a bit. It was fun for the ck challenge and whatnot. I DID push Jack Scalfani VERY early on, you're welcome. Tried to push a couple others but they never gained traction (Dead Jack).
Mostly just a lurker looking to lurk somewhere and then drunkenly post hot shit that I'm embarrassed about the next day. In the Food forum.

 

[Dreamy Girl]

I am a refugee too

 

[Dumb mst3k fan]

I never did make a introduction. I’m a slightly stoopid mst3k fan. I’m old, I enjoy b movies, reading anything and games(console and tabletop). If I’m active I’m either drunk or stoned so it would probably be in your best interest to ignore me. I found out about the farms through down the rabbit hole. I’m enjoying my time here so far because it reminds me of the old internet and message boards.
*edited for typos

 

[StArmstrong]

Hi, I'm here because I found a new lolcow on twitter.

 

[Temperance]

Anyone want to point me toward the current biggest trainwreck thread? I need some entertainment while I get settled in.

I recommend following the Community Happenings thread. Skip to the last few pages (for the most recent happenings), and if any of them pique your interest, you can read more in the linked threads.

And remember: if a lolcow thread seems too big/daunting to dive into, you can always just read the OP and then click through the highlighted posts. (The ribbon buttons in the top-right corner of each thread and on the highlighted posts themselves.)

 

[rify]

I have so much to learn

 

[Kan I Go Too?]

Professional Lurker,Old forum hand,gentile and polite,Sober and booring. Been on interweb so long and only thing Ive learned is -everything and everyone dies and all the information with it.
Except conspiracies,They live on.

 

[cuervosdriverION]

Long time lurker that always used this place to catch up with happenings around Chris Chan and the like. Had to join eventually. I like pet rodents.

 

[boustrophedon]

Hey there.