Introduction Thread

[GlowyNigger]

Hello everyone, thanks for opening the registrations again! I'm GlowyNigger. I'm neither a nigger nor do I glow in real life though. Glad to be here.

 

[Firby Nurbs]

i heard so much and now i'm part of it
so can't wait to read about the cute and acute traumas

 

[SafeAndSound]

Hello everyone, Jesus that verification took long through tor.

 

[GlowyNigger]

i heard so much and now i'm part of it
so can't wait to read about the cute and acute traumas

Welcome to the forums by another newbie. I'm already enjoying myself. Make sure to stop by the Tommy Tooter thread to point and laugh at the ancient troon.

 

[Firby Nurbs]

Welcome to the forums by another newbie. I'm already enjoying myself. Make sure to stop by the Tommy Tooter thread to point and laugh at the ancient troon.

which thread is it? i am really bad using forums lol

 

[GlowyNigger]

Here's the sub-forum: link He's an old troon horrorcow that's like a car accident you can't stop looking at lol. He loves diddling kids and dogs.

 

[sinister noctulian jasper]

Hi everyone, this account really isn't new but i haven't been on this site in a long time and i'd like to actually add to the forum now.

 

[Low Cortisol]

I've lurked since like 2019, about time I finally made an account huh

 

[Milkmaid Man]

Well, better late than never to introduce myself I suppose.

I'd always hear nasty stuff about this place, but after one too many encounters with undesirable people who moral fag about letting troons transplain while acting as if I'm just to shut up and let them, I ended up coming to the conclusion that I don't care how bad this site is, I'd rather take my chances somewhere that doesn't condemn its users or act as if I'm the problem for having a dissenting opinion on something wrongfully perceived as sacred.

My regrets for not joining these forums sooner cannot be adequately articulated. I hope to contribute meaningfully so long as I'm here. Especially since I'm a huge fan of lolcow content.

 

[Domestic Cat]

Left Bluesky due to rampant transphobia there, someone recommended me this site. Was fully sold when I learned it was owned by an afab man!
Can't wait to vibe with my kiwisisters!

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I just realised I never posted in this thread. The man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service. Kif, show them my medal.

I've lurked here for a while, but never took the time to make an account. I ended up binge-reading the entire India Menace thread in about a week while I was sick, and after that I felt like I pretty much had to join in on the action.

 

[GlowyNigger]

Ah, The Velour Fog graces us with his presence. Welcome to the forums!

 

[ashly64z]

Hi. I'm new here. Finally got through that verification nightmare.

 

[Skelboen]

G'day cunts. I'm an actual farm worker that loves birds and wound up here by mistake. I thought Lolcows were just Lolcats but for actual cows. But I've also been banned from reddit on multiple IPs for spewing racist, anti-trans, and antisemitic rants while drunk. So I guess I have finally found my people. Lovely to meet you all

 

[Gulonine]

Hello, Kiwi Farms.


I lurked here for a loong time. I was a teenager when I started lurking here, scandalous! Now I'm a full adult. Joshua Moon is basically my dad if you think about it.

 

[Anatomical]

Hey guys, I'm Anatomical. I've always been interested in lolcows and the farms, and have lurked for years, but recently decided to finally make an account because I've about fucking had it with the utter cesspool that algorithmic social media has made of the web.

 

[Skelboen]

All this racism and incorrect political beliefs are killing me inside. The horizon doesn't have enough high-rise towers to welcome friends from the 3rd world. Whatever should I do? I crave cultural enrichment

 

[Indrick Boreale]

Greetings all, I'm Force Commander Indrick Boreale of the BLUD REHVENS Chapter of SPESS MEHREENS. (Please don't worry, I did read the posting guide).

Long time lurker, decided to join today because I'm a RALPHAMALE.

 

[Gurgling Nurgle]

Hi everyone. I’m just a dumb bitch that’s been lurking here for over 10 years now and I made an account a few years ago to see shit I didn’t have access to. Now I have the newly registered user status and it’s annoying me so I guess maybe I’ll start participating. Probably wont but I figured I’d at least say hello and express my appreciation for this place. Planning to donate some shekels real soon cuz fuck trannies.

 

[queens of the stone age]

five year lurker of the veronicaandjelly thread, but finally started exploring the rest of the site last year. hoping to contribute a good OP at some point in my life!