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Bertram said:
A Halal individual is a cow who was discovered here. A poster who turned out to be a cow.
They've all been halal'd as a response to outburst + overall eccentricity. They all posted for a while before being halal'd.
If you're prone to outbursts, then just lurk. If you have some bizarre fetish you're not telling us about, then just lurk.
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Ahh, gotcha. Nah, no worries here, I'm nowhere near crazy enough to be lumped in with all the psychos who have their own threads on the forum xD
 
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Flamesoul_the_Diabolical said:
ew wtf, are you seriously insinuating that i'll turn out to be as fucked up as those creeps? lol i might get impassioned with rage about shitty people but that's as bad as it gets with me xP I don't harass or stalk people, publicly talk about embarrassing bodily functions, nor do I gush about how sexy so-and-so is or try to push my art on people :/

Unless halal means something else-? I'm not quite sure how they correlate with each other... Like, creepy or something?? I doubt anyone here thinks I'm creepy lmao
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Welcome, Flamesoul!

A word of advice from a semi-recent kiwi member (EG: myself);
Control the "rage" and always read your post before hitting the reply button.
Getting A-loggy and crusting up the salt is never a good way to act around the farms.

Just chill, read the posts for a while, and pick up on the vibe here...
You'll enjoy this place...Null is a fine overlord, and the kiwis are awesome folk.
 
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Curt Sibling said:
Welcome, Flamesoul!

A word of advice from a semi-recent kiwi member (EG: myself);
Control the "rage" and always read your post before hitting the reply button.
Getting A-loggy and crusting up the salt is never a good way to act around the farms.

Just chill, read the posts for a while, and pick up on the vibe here...
You'll enjoy this place...Null is a fine overlord, and the kiwis are awesome folk.
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Thanks for the advice! I'm doin' my best to control myself now, haha..... Somewhat of a n00b, but I'm learning :P

Edit: By the way, I'd been reading ED for quite a few years, and I came on this forum thinking everyone would be like that (should've lurked some more smh), but I was pleasantly surprised when I saw everyone was actually pretty nice (or at least nicer than I expected).
Although of course I do need to control my temper.

Edit 2: Fixed the grammar and cringe a bit.
 
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Flamesoul_the_Diabolical said:
thanks for the advice! i'm doin my best to control myself now haha..... somewhat of a n00b, but i'm learning :P

edit: btw i'd been reading ED for quite a few years, and i came on this forum thinking y'all would be like that (shoulda lurked some more smh), but i was pleasantly surprised when i saw everyone was actually pretty nice (or at least nicer than i expected lol), like you guys seem to genuinely want to help some of these cows, and it's just like- huh. i think i'll like it here :0
tho of course i do need to control my temper xD
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You should start typing properly. Writing without punctuation, littering your sentences with 'lol' and emoticons and using 'XD' unironically...makes you sound like a 12-year-old.

Lurking more is always a good idea. I lurked this place for a month to see what it was like and how people behaved before finally opening an account. I'm not saying this to be mean, but immediately jumping in and trying to be edgy probably isn't the best way to enjoy the Farms.
Good luck!
 
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Dear everyone,
my name is Davey. Davey Vezir. I am but a humble gender-neutral grey otter. I identify as an otter, it is the truth. The country in which I live in is Hungary. It is in Europe. The pronouns I wish to be called? Well… Since I am gender-neutral, I believe it would be the most fair to use no gender-associated pronouns to address me. I would prefer the Hungarian pronoun “ő”, which means he/she/it at the same time, in other words, it is gender-neutral. Oh, do not panic! For I am conscious that not many of You, my dear readers, have such a letter in Your respective alphabets You use. Therefore, I allow you to address me as any pronoun you prefer, with the exception of it, they and any of the “X/Y” or “X or Y” forms, such as “he/she”.

I have recently come across the incident of Bahar Mustafa, which encouraged me to find out more about Social Justice. One could say, the case inspired me to indulge in the culture of Social Justice and its Warriors. I view it a just cause and believe *REAL* Social Justice does exist. I am open to what Your stance is on it and would wish to learn more. I ask that if my introduction or my self piqued Your interest, please send a friendly shout my way at least.

This is all for this post. I hope I get the chance to meet any interesting, trustworthy and honest fellows here.

Yours truly,
Davey
 
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Davey Vezír Otter said:
Dear everyone,
my name is Davey. Davey Vezir. I am but a humble gender-neutral grey otter. I identify as an otter, it is the truth. The country in which I live in is Hungary. It is in Europe. The pronouns I wish to be called? Well… Since I am gender-neutral, I believe it would be the most fair to use no gender-associated pronouns to address me. I would prefer the Hungarian pronoun “ő”, which means he/she/it at the same time, in other words, it is gender-neutral. Oh, do not panic! For I am conscious that not many of You, my dear readers, have such a letter in Your respective alphabets You use. Therefore, I allow you to address me as any pronoun you prefer, with the exception of it, they and any of the “X/Y” or “X or Y” forms, such as “he/she”.

I have recently come across the incident of Bahar Mustafa, which encouraged me to find out more about Social Justice. One could say, the case inspired me to indulge in the culture of Social Justice and its Warriors. I view it a just cause and believe *REAL* Social Justice does exist. I am open to what Your stance is on it and would wish to learn more. I ask that if my introduction or my self piqued Your interest, please send a friendly shout my way at least.

This is all for this post. I hope I get the chance to meet any interesting, trustworthy and honest fellows here.

Yours truly,
Davey
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Nice meme

EDIT:
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Davey Vezír Otter said:
Dear everyone,
my name is Davey. Davey Vezir. I am but a humble gender-neutral grey otter. I identify as an otter, it is the truth. The country in which I live in is Hungary. It is in Europe. The pronouns I wish to be called? Well… Since I am gender-neutral, I believe it would be the most fair to use no gender-associated pronouns to address me. I would prefer the Hungarian pronoun “ő”, which means he/she/it at the same time, in other words, it is gender-neutral. Oh, do not panic! For I am conscious that not many of You, my dear readers, have such a letter in Your respective alphabets You use. Therefore, I allow you to address me as any pronoun you prefer, with the exception of it, they and any of the “X/Y” or “X or Y” forms, such as “he/she”.

I have recently come across the incident of Bahar Mustafa, which encouraged me to find out more about Social Justice. One could say, the case inspired me to indulge in the culture of Social Justice and its Warriors. I view it a just cause and believe *REAL* Social Justice does exist. I am open to what Your stance is on it and would wish to learn more. I ask that if my introduction or my self piqued Your interest, please send a friendly shout my way at least.

This is all for this post. I hope I get the chance to meet any interesting, trustworthy and honest fellows here.

Yours truly,
Davey
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High quality bait.


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Hello, everyone! I made my first post last night but I wanted to properly introduce myself!

I've been lurking on the IDCP thread for about a hundred years now (I found this forum through a callout post about her) and I finally decided to make an account. I haven't been on a message board in a few years so this should be fun. Although I'll probably mostly just be reading stuff unless I actually have something relevant (or at least what I think is relevant, it may not be) to add to the discussion, at least for a while.

I look forward to actually talking to you guys, though, you seem like an interesting group of people.
 
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Hello, hello, I am new here, just found where to introduce myself.

I gotta say, I admire everyone here's ability to curate lolcow behavior so well. Hats off to you lads. Much better than TiA, 9/10 only for slowish content uploading. But that's relieving, cause it means you guys have lives.

I'm kind of glad I made it here when I did, cause for a bit there I was on the tumblrina borderline. Lucky my autism's been cured, thanks guys.
 
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Hi guys! New user here, long-time lurker who didn't make an account until now because didn't really feel like I had much to contribute.

Lurked on ED waaaaaay back in my edgy youth, and present day I'm on tumblr, 4chan, 8chan, Lolcow.farm, and here recently and I'm mostly up to date on Tumblrshit and drama.

So yeah, guess that's all there is. I like to stand back and watch shit go down and don't really have anything to bring to the table in terms of content but getting in on the conversation isn't bad either.

Plus lurking for oh so long gets kinda creepy for me, I've been at it for months.
 
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fire_fly said:
Hello, everyone! I made my first post last night but I wanted to properly introduce myself!

I've been lurking on the IDCP thread for about a hundred years now (I found this forum through a callout post about her) and I finally decided to make an account. I haven't been on a message board in a few years so this should be fun. Although I'll probably mostly just be reading stuff unless I actually have something relevant (or at least what I think is relevant, it may not be) to add to the discussion, at least for a while.

I look forward to actually talking to you guys, though, you seem like an interesting group of people.
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saintle said:
Hello, hello, I am new here, just found where to introduce myself.

I gotta say, I admire everyone here's ability to curate lolcow behavior so well. Hats off to you lads. Much better than TiA, 9/10 only for slowish content uploading. But that's relieving, cause it means you guys have lives.

I'm kind of glad I made it here when I did, cause for a bit there I was on the tumblrina borderline. Lucky my autism's been cured, thanks guys.
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Hanamura said:
Hi guys! New user here, long-time lurker who didn't make an account until now because didn't really feel like I had much to contribute.

Lurked on ED waaaaaay back in my edgy youth, and present day I'm on tumblr, 4chan, 8chan, Lolcow.farm, and here recently and I'm mostly up to date on Tumblrshit and drama.

So yeah, guess that's all there is. I like to stand back and watch shit go down and don't really have anything to bring to the table in terms of content but getting in on the conversation isn't bad either.

Plus lurking for oh so long gets kinda creepy for me, I've been at it for months.
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Howdy! Welcome to the farms. :)
 
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