Introduction Thread

Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?


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I've been lurking and now I have an account.
Found it the same way RawksYourSawks did.

I also can't believe no one took this username.
 
Got sick of lurking. Decided to contribute. Also, I figured the Official home of GamerGate (tm) should have Al Qaeda on it.
 
Lurked for about a year and slowly learned the behaviors and quirks of the members here. Finally decided to join and contribute. I have way too much time on my hands now that I'm ill so I'll be here for a while.
 
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Already in for a month, but I didn't know this thread was here. I lurked for at least a month, mostly in the Center of Cultural Oppression. Signed up because I really wanted to join the playground.
 
hello there, I actually joined a couple of days ago but I've known about this place for a long time. It was none other than OPL who brought me here but I've been lurking the ForeverKailyn and PixyTeri threads for a while too. Plus there's a few tumblr cows who interest me as well. I figured I might as well join seeing as I'm unlikely to get over my lolcow obsession any time soon. It's like the trashiest reality TV ever, and stuff like that is a real guilty pleasure for me.
 
I've been lurking for a while. I probably won't comment much.
I've been reading through so many threads that I needed a way to commend posts as well as keep track of them.
Cheers!
 
Hello everyone.

Been lurking for quite some time now and decided to finally take the plunge. I'm looking forward to posting with all of you! It's nice to find a place where lolcows are exposed for what they are.
 
Hello!

I found Kiwi Farms through Aaron Mccluske. I discovered him in a petit tube thread on /x/, started following him every day. One of you (weens, I guess it's called - I have a lot to learn) hacked his dang channel and so I googled his name to see what happened, and guess what site one of the first results was. Read through his whole thread and I'm currently halfway through that insane Terry berry's thread and thought I'd join.

I hope I have something to contribute for threads to come.
 
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Hello.

I got here through the marvelous matrimony of Shakespearean fiction and Postmodernist art known as Sonichu. From the moment I laid eyes on this site, I knew that I would at least lurk semi-regularly. I'm looking forward to my time here.
The account verification question was glorious (although it killed off any chances of me having a normal sex life). :cryblood:
 
Hi everyone.

I was introduced to this website because I have the severe misfortune of knowing a certain Rat King. They were bitching about the website one day and so I checked it out, just out of curiosity, and I found out some fucked up info about them.

And so now I'm here, providing fresh info whenever they flip their shit. (which is pretty much all the time)
 
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I've been here for a while, but I think it's time for me to properly introduce myself. I'm an annoying teenager who lives in the middle of nowhere who spends most of his time writing, playing vidya games, reading shit, and eating junk food and exploring the amazing world of the Internet. The end.
 
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Hey, all. Been lurking here for a while. First ADF, and now Terryberry, Tommy, and ForeverKailyn. Had many a laugh here (and many a :surprised:) so thought I'd finally register. This shit is the best.
 
Hello there everyone. I got here through Sick Nick, and then fell down the rabbit hole that is CWC and suchlike. I thought I'd sign up to see if anyone wants to listen to my autism on the persons immortalised herein.
 
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