Introduction Thread

[Wildchild]

Hello! I'm Wildchild and I am introducing myself by making an introduction. I resolve conflicts here on Kiwi Farms.

 

[DollJoints]

I've been posting here for a very short period of time and I only stumbled upon this place by accident. I've been active on plenty of chan sites for longer than I'd like to admit and this is the only proper forum I ever have been apart of.

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

Im just another fag with a anime picture

 

[Dream Emulator]

Fell into the rabbid hole. Now I'm trapped with you guys. FML

 

[Squatting Slav]

That alison rapp shit baited me here.

Send food and help.

 

[hiroyuki]

Well, I've been lurking here for the past few months. Guess I'm trapped now with the rest of you sick fucks.

 

[Eeveelutions]

Been lurking for a long while, made an account in January. I like reading about the stupidity that is the Tumblr hivemind, along with some of it's very...exceptional people.

 

[Flamesoul the Diabolical]

ew wtf, are you seriously insinuating that i'll turn out to be as fucked up as those creeps? lol i might get impassioned with rage about shitty people but that's as bad as it gets with me xP I don't harass or stalk people, publicly talk about embarrassing bodily functions, nor do I gush about how sexy so-and-so is or try to push my art on people :/

Unless halal means something else-? I'm not quite sure how they correlate with each other... Like, creepy or something?? I doubt anyone here thinks I'm creepy lmao

Looking back on some of my old posts. I've gotten a lot better since then, and I'm just staring in horror at the autistic things I said (though also in hysterics because WOW I was pretty different 6 months ago pfft. And I will admit that I have gushed about how sexy Alistair (from DA) is in the 195 thread. Mmmm, he's so deliciously hot and handsome. *swoooon*
Plus I've pretty much just stopped caring about whether my posts are rated autistic and dumb. Saves me a lot of stress from worrying about fitting in or seeming like someone I'm not. Still a shameless faggot, however

 

[Felinae]

Hi. Another long-time lurker that decided to join in the fun. I fell into the rabbit hole, so I might as well make the most of it!

 

[Flamesoul the Diabolical]

Hi. Another long-time lurker that decided to join in the fun. I fell into the rabbit hole, so I might as well make the most of it!

Welcome to the Funny Farm!! Hope you enjoy your stay, haha!

 

[mcfucky]

hi. i'm a lurker who decided to make an account. i used to argue with idiots but i realized that was dumb so now i just laugh at them.

 

[ShortPoppy]

I've already made a few posts so I guess I'll say hello. Hello everyone! I followed a link on another site to the Gloria Tesch thread and couldn't stop reading, but it was the Pixyteri thread that compelled me to stay. I like the lolcows who show me a dark, demented yet fundamentally truthful reflection of my own soul.

 

[Ravelord]

Well, was lurking because of "Mr. Gout Wanker" (before he got that last title), not sure of making an account. Then happened and that just sealed the deal.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Been lurking for a long while now, finally decided to muster up the balls to actually get an account. Still trying to figure out what the fuck I'm doing.

I've been consuming lolcows and lolcow accessories since way back when Encyclopedia Dramatica was still a dotcom. Internet drama is like my trashy reality TV, it's absolute shit but I can't stop watching these human trainwrecks anyway. Think I originally got my start with deviantArt and furfag shitslinging, but now my preferred flavor is Tumblr's special brand of cunt-...ah, cult crazy.

Anyway. Looking forward to getting a fulfilling daily dose of the 'tism here.

 

[RawksYourSocks]

Been lurking for a while since I saw a link by YaoiHuntressEarth on Project A.F.T.E.R. Awesome site you have here folks. Keep up the good work!

 

[Pittyparty]

Found this place after stumbling on the prince of love shy autists, Caamib.

Then realised this place may be the greatest thing I have seen. I am new to milking lolcows, but i have already enjoyed trigglypuff and the ginger vegan.

Absolutely fantastic work, im a new fan, you have my support. The fact there is so much for me to catch up on here thrills me.

 

[knifetruck]

Lurked PK and Julay threads before deciding to make an account, if not for the sheer shock value.

I'm a petty fuck who likes drama, so this should be fun.

 

[crunchyfrog]

I found Kiwi Farms by sheer accident and it looks like the kind of forum I like to post on.

 

[bird]

Hi, I'm bird. I've been lurking like a shut-in mashing f5 on anything ADF, DSP and BWu. decided to register to socialize n' shit.

squawk

 

[Clown Doll]

squawk

Hi, and welcome! Just as a friendly reminder that while the forum has it's own share of playful behavior in the off-topic sections, we'd appreciate if the "bird persona" was not used on the Lolcow forums as gimmick posting is against the forum guidelines. Thank you .