Introduction Thread

[pause_break]

Oldfag lurker. Been laughing at spergs on the internet since 2007. Started watching Jersh's streams about a year ago and made an account but forgot it and finally was able to make a new one.

 

[the mongoose menace]

Been lurking here since early 2019. Finally mustered to make an account. Kind of an active lurker so I'll probably be on a lot of threads soon. Hope to do well here.

 

[N hollandicus]

Am a mediocre artist who draws for furfags. Got sick and tired of seeing endless piles of YCH and adoptable reminder spam by Russians on the front page of fur affinity. Searched online for related keywords and found the furfag section of this website. Started to read the threads here and had a lot of fun. More of a 4chan and ED person and never paid too much attention to kiwifarms, even though I think a lot of the information on ED articles are from here. Gossip is fun.

 

[Kamen Rider OOO]

Long time lurker here. I finally join after hearing about Chris Chan for ages. Also, I support this site for calling out the low life scum on the Internet. It's great to meet everyone here.

 

[Hamspergler]

I've been aware of the train wreck that is CWC for a few years now, since Geno Samuel's first attempt at uploading his documentary series. I fell out of following the story after Geno's channel was pulled, but my interest was reawakened by the Motherfucker Saga. I appreciate the bastion of free speech the Farms provide in an ever more restrictive world. The way I see it, there are two types of people: those who laugh at retards doing retarded shit, and those who like to virtue signal by pretending they don't. I'd rather be able to speak freely amongst honest people, than walk on eggshells in a den self-righteous of snakes. I'm here to laugh at fools, and I'm prepared to be laughed at myself if I act as one.

 

[Evan_Wynn_D]

Hello everyone! Let me tell you a little bit about myself. My name is Kaleem, I'm a 20-year-old student, and a newbie to the world of Magic. I've always been an avid chess player and the cards are just a little bit less complicated and not very different. I'm definitely an avid Collector and like having the whole lot of things in one place, and I like keeping up with tournaments and the like. I have a few events that I'm a part of: First is The Game Show, which is a tournament held on a Sunday afternoon. And then is the Magic Grand Prix, which is on a Thursday night. (And I'm also a regular at a local FNM on the weekends, so that counts too.) I play mostly Commander and Extended, but I'd love to learn more about the older formats. So, please, feel free to ask me any questions you have!

 

[Chuckie Kane]

I'am simply just a no name random who should have already joined years ago so of course my introduction is gon b layt.

 

[Elwin Ransom]

Long time lurker, yadda yadda.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

@Null can buy my loyalty for nothing, but he's holding out.

 

[12 Year Old Lurker]

pretty new-ish, been receiving funny screencaps from one of my good friends for a long time now. decided i should make an account after the recent stuff that went down with cwc and found myself visiting the site personally more and more. good to be here and excited to see shit go down in action.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Hello! Long time Chris-Chan lurker since 2000s, I think I first heard of him through Encyclopedia Dramatica under Girlvinyl.

The magnificent Lowtax thread made me register, I haven't been active in a forum since honey potting at Landover Baptist many centuries ago.

 

[Anxiety Succubus]

Hi! Pretty new to Kiwifarms! I mostly lurk

 

[Color Computer]

Hello, I'm Color Computer, or you could just call me Lain. I love to draw, read, be outside, and read threads! (Sitting outside while laughing at lolcows is relaxing ngl).
Been lurking since..March? I can't remember. But anyways, I absolutely love the people here. Y'all are people who actually have a brain. <3

 

[Parasaurolophus walkeri]

Have I been here? No? Okay.
Been lurking for years since I wanted to read about the trashfire known as Womb Wizard after the mogai-watch saga.
Pleased to meet ya. I still lurk mostly. The VTuber moves too fast to get a damn word in.

 

[Kiwi Farmer 22]

I discovered Chris Chan from a spanish speaking youtuber in 2015. I was horrified and quite surprised that some people were defending Chris in that video. Since then I checked CWC every now and then. When Chris becames trans it seems to me quite ironic given his extreme homophobia. Then Chris sleep with his mother and my interest was reactivated.

 

[Caterpillar]

Hello. I'm an unspectacular normie who's been lurking. . . well, way too damn long to still be clinging to the title "normie". Interested in the psychology, more than anything. Hope everyone's doing well (or is on their way to becoming well).

 

[MNEMONIA]

After Metokur's departure had to fill the void w/ MATI. Love Jersh and this site's ethos.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

I know of Chris-chan for quite a while but been taking a look from a far off distance time to time.
Its only now where I had the disastrously dumb idea to move in closer and make an account and interact with you all.

I'd likely regret it someday
But you only live once. Might aswell just join the rollercoaster while im at it.

 

[cow piss pills peddler]

Hello everyone, no idea what to write other than long term on and off lurker since 2018 and that the walls of text in this thread scare me

 

[N hollandicus]

Hello everyone! Let me tell you a little bit about myself. My name is Kaleem, I'm a 20-year-old student, and a newbie to the world of Magic. I've always been an avid chess player and the cards are just a little bit less complicated and not very different. I'm definitely an avid Collector and like having the whole lot of things in one place, and I like keeping up with tournaments and the like. I have a few events that I'm a part of: First is The Game Show, which is a tournament held on a Sunday afternoon. And then is the Magic Grand Prix, which is on a Thursday night. (And I'm also a regular at a local FNM on the weekends, so that counts too.) I play mostly Commander and Extended, but I'd love to learn more about the older formats. So, please, feel free to ask me any questions you have!

I googled some words in this post to see if it was a weird copypasta. It apparently wasn't. Post history looks like this person generates posts using a bot of some kind.