Introduction Thread

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

hello

 

[Plainview]

After lurking for a long time and feeling the need to reply to posts more frequently I'm looking forward to being an active member of this community.
Thanks alot @Null for the invitation!

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Hello there!

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Hi all
Lurked as an outsider for quite a while, missed out on multiple opportunities to sign up and join properly
Better late than never

 

[Ratboy Genius]

Was I supposed to introduce myself after joining? Lmao almost a year late... Oops.
Hi, I'm Ratboy Genius. Most people find my posts pretty autistic. Happy to be here.

 

[Kiwi Fairy With Bow]

hello very happy to be here finally!

 

[tankazoo]

hey, new here. Came here cause I fuking hate that Keffels person. I have a bit of an internet history in that Im known as The Collector from pokerfraudalert. I have collected hundreds of thousands in poker debts from people without leaving my couch. Im at a point in my life where theres no more fucks to give. With the poker debts, I went after people with online methods to ruin their lives if they didnt pay, and most paid. Im old, miserable, enjoy ruining peoples lives (only if they deserve it) and dont care one bit if my real identity is out there or if people come after me. Im not arrogant about it, I just believe that thiefs, scammers and shitty people should pay a price. Anyways, happy to be here

 

[Neko Punch]

Hello there, was a lurker for quite some time before I got invited over and decided to take the plunge and join, i can be pretty autistic. anyway, glad to be here! Cheers.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

i can be pretty autistic

No shit

 

[Zyklon Ben's Poison Pen]

Hello, I am not a nigger or am I?

 

[cockatiel]

recently i dreamt about posting on kiwi farms for the first time, and i'm all about making my dreams come true

 

[Arianne Chan]

I've been posting here for a while but I wanted to introduce myself here, so hello everyone

 

[bipler]

Hi, I'm new here. I've been aware of Kiwifarms and cow for a very long time, but haven't been too interested in the community until recently. I joined 4chan when it was new and causing chaos in Habbo Hotel and Coke Music (Coke Music was amazing) and wish for the internet to return to that state of maliciousness and general comradery. I know that it never will, but I won't get into that right now. I decided to finally post here after watching and donating to Null via his streams. I find him to be very intelligent and funny, and wish to be a part of a growing community that is unironically more American than anything on the internet. I really love what Josh is doing here, and support him.

 

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Lurker of many, many years and likely will remain a lurker for the most part - mostly wanted to say a big, hearty thank you to Josh for weathering the storms and keeping the Farms up in the clear.

 

[Jon of the Dead]

Been skulking around here the past few months and I love this place! One of the best places around where you can shitpost like the wild west days of the internet without having to blow the PC police.

 

[Shardy Hernandez]

I'm here to have FUN on the INTERNET.

 

[Lone Wandering Courier]

Hi, i finally created an account after months of lurking off and on.

 

[Windsor]

Glad to clog up bandwidth and contribute little to nothing to the common discourse. Thanks Null, very cool.
No really, appreciate it.

 

[Richard Freeman]

Hey, I'm a long time lurker. I really, really like soyjaks.

 

[Chencognitwo]

This is like my 3rd account because I keep formatting hard-drives and forgetting my passwords

HELLO!

Well fuck.