Introduction Thread

[Command Prompt Disabled]

Happy to be here, followed most of the threads about helpdesk, cybersecurity and tech stuff.

 

[Timmy Jolsen]

I'm Timmy Jolsen original character and I'm glad to be back in my favourite hellhole after being one of the retards who lost their account.

 

[GrimReaper]

Hello there. My 2nd account since forgot my old login. Time to post.

 

[morpdoomer]

Hello everyone! Happy to finally be here. Can I say nigger here?

 

[FudgeFish]

Lost my account like a retard, but I'm back again.

 

[NOT Andy Kaufman]

Thank you for reading this.

 

[SideshowSam's Manager]

I've lurked a while and finally got off my ass and made an account before the site gets taken down again. 4chan's been a rotting corpse for years now, and this is the closest I can get to a stimulating online community.

 

[Deranged Hyena]

Long time lurker. Cackling at the crazy shit I see. I appreciate being here, so thanks Null for all you do.

 

[U S E R N A M E !]

Hello! Mainly lurker, here is a low effort AI fanart of Chris Chan x null

 

[Fortyone]

Trannies holocausted my old account (thirteenfifty) because I forgot the password for the burner email I used a few years ago and couldn't reset the password. It was nice having a break from the cows for a few months but it's also nice to be back.

 

[Town Crier]

After lurking for a very, very long time, I've finally made the jump and created an account while I could. Prior to this year I would lurk occasionally for random updates of more obscure lolcows, but after the shitstorm this site went through this year I realized its significance to the wider internet. Josh sounded pretty optimistic about the site's future in his year-end podcast, though, so here's hoping the worst has passed.

 

[countrybumpkin]

Hi, I've been reading this place off/on for years and decided it was time to register in case registration gets closed again.

 

[Billhook]

Hello, I've been a loorker for a while now. Made an account because I'm interested in the off-topic discussions, the chans have been completely useless in that regard for ages now

 

[Kittykut]

Hi there.

Like most people here I'm a lurker who finally got off of their ass and made an account. Probably going to lurk for a bit more, it's nice to be here and actually registered this time though.

 

[Terrible Weather Services]

Hi. I joined this site a long time ago, posted in this thread and did nothing else until I forgot about it entirely. I figured I'd make an account before reg closes again, plus so I can finally read all those A&N posts that got linked in the community happenings thread.

 

[Chinese Speaker 4444]

Hi All. Long time MATI enjoyer. Love cooking and fitness. Looking forward to visiting Lolcow Salon and Off-Topic often.

 

[fake farts]

I've lurked off and on for quite a while, but I finally decided to join due to all the recent stuff. Thank you for not only failing to take the farms down kween keffarts, but for bringing even more people here to register.

 

[Ookoo Squad]

Hi, retard here. Been a regular poster since 2018, but I lost my account. It was tough to watch the Great Troon War from the sidelines.

 

[Prey Survey]

Balding, spergy GenXer reporting for duty.

 

[Your typical Scout main]

I'm an avid enjoyer of artcows treads. I'm actually a lurker for a year now before making my account here