Introduction Thread

[CuzinEd]

My first account was Tacitus Kilgore. I lost my account because I was being a lazy nigger and used a temp throw away email address. It happened when the forum got hacked. This time I am using a real email address. Sucks but I have to start over.

Anyway, just as with my first account I am looking for place where I can call people nigger faggots and get away without being banned. It's good to be back though because having to use the rest of the normie web fucking sucks.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Hi I’ve been lurking for 3 years, finally made an account because I hate troons lol. Glad to be here.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I'm here to experience the internet as it should be.

 

[Fount of BadSpeak]

I'd been planning to come here for a while since they keep trying to shut the place down. Feels like I teleported back to the early 2000s, it's great.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Hello. I've lurked for several years, and decided to make an account after all of that recent drama nearly shut down the farms. I wanted to argue about programming, but since that got me reprimanded I suppose I'll settle for mocking the computer-related lolcows.

 

[Baron_Ashura]

Decided to rejoin because well. Lost my old account and registrations were open once more. Figured this was the most fitting non-binary anime avatar for the Farms.

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

Howdy, Motherfuckers.
Lurker from just before the Chrisening, stuck around through the DDOS, looking out for the name of a psyco tranny trucker I used to date to pop up (the booty was nice).
Im not much of a expert on spergs, BUT I do consider myself a specialist in roasting the shit out of peoples vehicles, as diagnostics, evaluation and repairs is what puts bread on the table, cause you need something to spread dick-cheese on.
I also dabble in general and vintage hardware repair and 3D Printing as side-income.

 

[Baked Buu]

Long time lurker, first time account maker.
Here's a fun activity to share with friends and family in 2023.

 

[HelloMirror]

Hello, I am Jim and I would like meet some new friends. I like some sections on this forum, and my favourite fruit is kiwi.

 

[WhiskeyTangoHotel]

Hello all, nice to meet you all guys here

 

[Sosus of Spergamon]

Hello. Registrations were open so I degenerated from lurker to poster once again. Old account got lost, probably held for ransom by a semi-bald man that owns a funny colored flag.

 

[NoMicHere]

Hiya there. Old user, originally poked by back in the days of the Juulaay thread. Then forgot about this place until recently- when a certain someone decided to Ree and 'take up the mantle'. By which I mean, Milk tragedy as part of their grift.
That said, what pushed me to remake an account, was having the misfortune to see one of the cows out and about in the wild.

 

[かうぼーい]

hello i japannese cowboy i have been using america internet to speak english very nice fruit website

 

[Spitz]

I've been lurking here for a few years and I decided to join because of how consistently funny this forum is. The jokes and art about the cows has made me laugh to the point of cramping muscles and crying tears. There's a lot of good discussion and news as well and I'm finally able to look at it now that I have an account.

 

[Bankman]

Merry Christmas, it's nice to join finally.

 

[Red Death Ball]

I’ve been lurking for a while and figured it was time to make an account once registration opened up. What can I say, KF is my fave tabloid!

 

[Cronkle]

Idk how I hadn’t come across this thread til now. Same story as most, been lurking for years, couldn’t keep myself from joining the fun any longer

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

I'm here to stalk spoops and munchies and other specimens of body horror. I probably don't have much worth contributing. I made the account to follow topics of interest but I ended up posting a reply to some shit nobody cares about so I figured I'd introduce myself.

heads up everyone this newfag is a massive faggot be sure to neg xyr posts

 

[risbolla]

Hello! Been reading KF threads here and there, but never paid that much attention to the site before the entire internet decided to try and take it down. That is how you know it is the place to be! So I signed up.

There is something nostalgic about internet forums as a medium for me which I really appreciate. Most people who use the internet today never got to experience using platforms like BBS/forums, which is a crying shame. The big sites that have consolidated most of the online users today are all horrendously awful.

I will probably mostly read, but in case the sign ups close again I would like to at least have an account just in case I have something to add. Happy holidays!

 

[William Tyndale]

I’m a boomer (gen x to be exact) and I was introduced to Jim when he started streaming about the coof. I noticed all of the Jim archivers were also archiving this weird podcast called Mad at the Internet so one day I decided to give it a listen. I had never laughed at a podcast like I did at that one. Then I started listening to all of the archives and then I started listening live every Friday. During that time I came to realize that Josh was just a normal person like me trying to navigate through clown world. I never really had a reason to join the farms until this most recent assault on free speech and an open internet. I grew up with goatse, meatspin, Napster, sublime directory, bulletin boards, so I got to experience the Wild West of the internet where you could say or post anything you wanted. Josh personal battle against trannies is a microcosm of him actually fighting for the future of mankind so it became time to create an account. I was a gumroad sub before I created this account and I have also sent him crypto directly. He’s my favorite person on the internet - hands down. Call me a simp, I don’t even care.