Introduction Thread

[Solomon Bundy]

Greetings. This is a new account, but I'm not new here. I wasn't able to login with my old username (Clark Kent, ICYMI)

As a silly man once, "Anyone can deal with victory. It is the mighty who can bear defeat."

Onward and upward!

 

[howmanyroads]

How many roads must a man walk by,
before you can call him a man?

 

[crypto normie]

just dropping by to get the formalities out of the way lol

 

[splishsplash]

Hello, I am pissplash, local peanut seller selling old good nuts here in the street corner.

 

[poosplash]

Hello, I am poosplash, also a seller in anything nut related.

 

[Mutley]

Hello..Multley here..getting formalities out of the way.

 

[PinKopyKat]

Hello!
baneposting>sneedposting
that's all

 

[corporal shepard]

hi there, i just joined here for up-to-date online drama and funny people.

 

[moms sock drawer]

Hi everybody!

 

[Woodchipper]

How do you do?
Please report any bundles of sticks or other undesirable wastes to me so that I may dispose of them properly.
Thank you.

 

[InspectorGadget]

I understand why all the kids are on this site these days -- it's because they like to make fun of brown troons with kiwifarms. I also like to make fun of brown troons with kiwifarms. It's the most fun you can possibly have.

 

[Beltfed]

Greetings.

I'm here for the endgame of the old internet.

 

[poosplash]

What is this?
Where am i?
How did i get here?

Are you from mumsnet? That's where most members seem to come from.

We are here to talk about tasting our own cum and standing up against harmful gender ideologies.

 

[TRAZkek]

longtime lurker, finally made an account. Still trying to understand everything.

Edit: how long till I'm not marked as fresh meat?

 

[Sunraku]

Hello, simi-new, didn't know that there was a introduction thread, mostly joined to keep up with lolcow stuff lol.

 

[Dasjas Watanid Tabas]

Lurked the site for a long time, weren't able to sign up due to it being attacked by trannyfaggots almost nonstop since Chris-Chan raped his mom. Finally was able to get in a timeframe when Farms weren't baleeted off the internet. Cow watching is amazing and I have high hopes for discoveries of new cows on the scale of Chris.

 

[Pedophobe]

longtime lurker, finally made an account. Still trying to understand everything.

Edit: how long till I'm not marked as fresh meat?

Last time I checked it was six months.

 

[Pope Urban II]

Lurking for years. finally made an account last year. The bossmanjack finally drew me out of my shell.

 

[Storm Surge]

Greetings. I came in with the rain.

Also I'd like to note that it took me forever to make a fucking account here. Apparently Protonmail doesn't like throwaway emails anymore, and everything else was asking for phone verification, which I didn't want to do. I long for the days where privacy actually mattered.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Hello
I'm convinced that the internet has given everyone some form of psychosis.