Introduction Thread

[Valerie Solanas]

Hi. Long time lurker, first time poster. I enjoy free speech and laughing at retards. Nice to meet you.

 

[Desire]

Came here because of lolcows.
Christorian and lover of Booba

 

[Mike Meekins]

I don’t know who i am anymore

 

[Turmiola]

Nice to meet you. I'm merely a lurker who figured this next step finally.

 

[gagabobo1997]

Hello, i've been here for a few years but never made a formal introduction. I had lurked for a few years before making this account, maybe started in 2018-2019. I like it here

 

[MsFrancisFoster]

Hello Frens! Long time lurker of the forums. Decided to finally join proper once and for all. I'm really only here to talk about vidya and other media stuff. Mostly because this seems to be the only place where everyone doesn't have a hivemind "opinion" on everything and I appreciate that.

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

I've been a listener of mati for about a year, but I finally decided to create an account here. Beejams!

 

[Fire Marshal Bill]

Nice to meet you folks, Fire Marshal Bill here! I'm a long-time lurker but decided to take the plunge and start posting.

 

[Guitar]

Hello.

 

[I Cant Breath]

I can't breath

 

[El Microwave]

Hello Kiwi friends. I have lurked since 2022 but have followed my favorite cow Ulillillia around since at least 2012 (and used his GameFAQs guides even earlier). I also enjoy JustinRPG and Taz (eating fries on the back of the car). I try not to get mad at the internet nowadays and like seeing what the more docile cows are up to. Also, I really miss old forums and 4chan has been a festering corpse for a few years. There's nowhere else to go.

 

[Robotic Kiwi]

Hello Lurked here for a while checking up on various political cows, and but made an account here just to document stuff I noticed for one of the grifter threads that wasn't very active, and inform people on things that may have been overlooked.
Still getting used to archiving things, and finding that spot where its informative, but not too informative with unrelated info.
I feel like if people had the information of certain grifters in front of them, there would be a lot less paypigs, and gullible idiots that fall for grifters, so I guess this is my community service.

Anyway everyone here has been pretty cool so far, so I am glad I joined. I know it sounds lame, but Hopefully I can provide some posts that make a difference, or at least inform people in some way. You gotta at least try rolling the bolder up the hill, and see how things turn out.

 

[J0hnyApplesneed]

Just another lurker. I was too retarded to make an account until now. Probably one of the few last comfy sites on the internet without any faggotry.

 

[Courier Six]

"Patrolling the Chanboards almost makes you wish for a traumatic winter."
-some Retard

another autistic subhuman who got bored of lurking. only good place for lolcow archival that I know of.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

I have gout and so I decided to become a kiwifarmer

 

[certainfurfag]

I masturbate to fat furries and pay my rent by drawing pictures of pregnant Sonic the hedgehögs.

 

[eatler]

I masturbate to fat furries and pay my rent by drawing pictures of pregnant Sonic the hedgehögs.

Your about a month or 3 late to join a DM group with people who share similar interests.

 

[Devious Dave]

I masturbate to fat furries and pay my rent by drawing pictures of pregnant Sonic the hedgehögs.

Have you met my friend @Creative Username he'll take good care of you

 

[hl2_linux]

Your about a month or 3 late to join a DM group with people who share similar interests.

 

[Pharaoh Fungus II]

I took a brief hiatus from the site, wanted to come back, and forgot my password. Glad to see you beautiful weirdos again!