Introduction Thread

[Wrench Jockey]

Howdy. True and honest lurker-turned-newfag finally reporting for duty. Hopefully I come off as less retarded than a usual newfag, but who knows?

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

hello there
I think guns are pretty neat
and you know what
I suppose this site's pretty neat too, so I made an account here
I hope you have a good day

 

[Sodium Benzoate]

Lurker who finally took the time to join after really enjoying all the sperging here

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Sup, been lurking here on and off for several years, usually during huge internet happenings. Decided to make an account because i figured "why not" and also i get to give people little stickers.
I enjoy reading, writing, and generally creative outlets (not that i am good at any of them.)
I also enjoy long walks on the beach and eating ass while listening to Tame Impala.
Hope to get along with at least a few of you fine folk, but if not, laughing at spergs is fine enough for me.

 

[Allura Red AC]

Hi! I have lurked here for years, don't remember exactly when I started but it's been a while. Finally decided to make an account. Nice to meet you.

 

[Lokenstien]

Is it ever too late to do introductions?

Anyways I lurked for a about a year before I joined in late 2020. It was specific lolcows like Onision and other Horrorcows that spurred me to join and give out stickers and musings to the discussions I was already following. I think I more or less acclimated to the style of posting after I read enough and have seemingly blended among the crowd as time has marched on. It's been great fun being here and I hope to see both new and old profiles posting while I still lurk about albiet more officalicaly now.

I would also like to recommend this post to new users as it really helped me see the purpose of this webiste and why I enjoy it so much.

 

[Wol]

I guess I would really be "interducing" myself rather than introducing.

Anyways, hello. I originally discovered the site after the Christchurch mosque shooting (in 2019) after attempting to find footage of the shooting itself in the wake of seeing the footage being scrubbed/censored from various sites after the incident. Having been referred/linked to the site as it hosted a torrent to the video, I visited KF and I lurked here for a short time; I came back for enough time to see the New Zealand govt. ask to take down the torrent against Null's defiance until I tapered off for some time. I then really started browsing more in and after 2020 until Keffals and then DKF began increasing the activity on here in 2022. I think the events of Spring 2022 really prompted me to register to the forum and, if I recall the timeline right, I registered just before Null closed registrations for some time. With DKF, I remained captivated with its struggle.

Before joining, I did have some interest in some specific communities (and community/social behavior in general) and a few cows, including CWC; however, I was mainly interested in the forum since it seemed to be lax yet diverse, thriving, and constructive in parts and because I had typically used and been attracted to other forums/forum-likes in the past, as opposed to most social media except for Reddit for a few years. After my Reddit era, circa 2016-2018/19, I left it with a bad aftertaste to particularly look for a site which didn't have strong moderation/cultivation and groupthink while allowing (offensively) funny and creative people and content. With all the things I wanted, this was [the] one.

Even having this account here, I typically read and lurk more than I write and post, at least when it comes to the threads in the main lolcow (sub)forums. I typically undervalue my experience and ability to meaningfully contribute, but when I do post, I tend to write pragmatically, accurately, and verbosely/paragraphically as you can see already. Aside from having been sharing my music taste, I've yet to engage more people in different areas and I want to interact a bit more. I think you all may see me start to post more in the off-topic forums, particularly in the Arts, I&T threads, where I look forward to sharing some artwork, as average as it may be, as well as potentially contributing to other discussion pertaining to modern Linux/Unix and software in general in their respective threads.

 

[pirate flayer]

Hi. I don't know how to communicate normally anymore. If I ever did. It's like my brain is melting away over the years. Soon I will become vegetable, or maybe I have always been.

 

[black hole]

Lurked in the maddox thread and dick show reddit for years. Sometimes the zoe quinn thread. I have the urge to post all the time and say, "Here's my two cents, blah, blah, blah..." but the truth is I never have anything to add.

 

[Core Theorist]

Hi, my name is Core Theorist, and this is my first time at alcoholics anonymous.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Hello my name is Hugh Jasole and I love quality cringe content and pissing off stupid people.

 

[PunkinMan]

I originally started reading this website in highschool a handful of times in 2021, I didnt start actually posting/using it more until 2023, Im extremely stupid so 90% of my posts will either be complete ass or powerleveling for zero reason. Ill probably make better posts the more I read, maybe even lurking more but I cant guarantee anything due to me struggling to contain my autism. I also started to use this site more regularly because when I saw that not only is this website good for scraped articles from money grubbing news sites with people actually being able to comment and discuss about it as well is truly something.

Im also extremely honored to present myself in a community that allows you to have people laugh with you, at you and laugh at others with or without as well, seriously was getting tired of passive/tranny infected communitys not calling me a faggot for acting like a faggot, if I wanted an echo chamber I would lock myself in a dark basement and only use reddit community discords for the rest of my life.

 

[genderfluidnigga69]

Hello, I am a mentally ill married spic that likes capeshit. I have been watching MATI since the Chantel person stream. I love the erverlerd and Hello fellow children I am also skateboards

 

[Email]

Guess what I did.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Im an autistic 26 year old Nazbol Gamer, ive recently had enough of 4cuck mods so im looking for a new home, ive heard based things about this site

 

[Cat Funt]

I'm some bloke who thinks you should buy a Chinese ute if you hate yourself and Australia.

 

[Drinky Crow]

Hey yo.

Recently retired blue collar fuck with not much time to live and too much time on my hands who figured I might as well take the leap here after time following Daniel Larson/Tony Chase/Chris-Chan/Cyrax lore in between bitching elsewhere about the sorry state of the TTRPG industry and wondering why the hell Max Headroom was taken off the air. I like old table top gaming stuff and video games made by depraved but fun minds. I really like to yell at things, especially young people who try to lecture me about shit I got right years ago and their dumb assses can't seem to.

And run on sentences, I love that shit.

 

[ethanity]

This feels like 1st day of middle school, hi i like pizza and me favorite hobby is watching the destruction of the modern man. I used to use lolcow/CC all the time but the tranny jannies have started censoring posts they disagree with. 4Spic is too infested with pedophiles and personally I hate seeing porn on every other board so this place seems best option for free speech. I used to browse during the 2020 election and then for the Isabella Janke saga but finally decided to make an account to give thumbs down reactions for all the people who seem really stupid. Less Than Three

 

[Spergles]

May you live in interesting times.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

Who wants to play 2 truths and a lie?