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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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Hello you absolute legends!

Someone has been asking me to join for years, so I figured that now was a good time to finally pull the trigger. I also just miss the old message board culture prior to Reddit consuming everything like chicken coated in Rickey’s World Famous Hot Sauce. Looking forward to a year of peak entertainment.
 
Not my first time here. Had an old account but it got lost and its email was deleted in a separate event that had said account tied to it. So with no invite code, with the shit happening with the pedophile bastard and registration being the way it was, I bide my time until the day when registrations was fully opened.

During the time away, it is such a breath of fresh air to come back here. Where I've gone online, they aren't a thing like what KiwiFarms is. You can't even have unoffensive unpopular opinionated thoughts anymore without pissing off the autists. Moderators shut you down too for any reason. That isn't the internet to me. This is.
 
Hello farmers. I am a semi-regular lurker, new poster. My main areas of expertise will be furry psychology, hating women, and contrarian "both sides bad" political takes. I'm here because it's the only place I still know of that feels remotely like the old internet and I like saying things that get you banned in most places. Thank you for your time.
 
Signed up specifically to introduce two lolcows that, to my utter shock, appear to be undocumented here. Neither name turns up in search results: One is John David Ebert, a youtuber "social critic", author and pseudo intellectual grifter and woo-woo enthusiast with bpd who was exposed drunkenly offering an Asian under-age teen "philosophy lessons" in exchange for sex. The other is a guy named Dan Schneider/"E-Cosmoetica" on YouTube, an extraordinarily abrasive, pompous self-published "poet" who has years of videos of him talking to nobodies about how great he is and how everyone with any credibility is an artistic fraud, and Ive read his poetry and short stories and it's WILD to say the least. I already have the JDE post introducing him written up and will post it later this year.
 
I knew this site from sewerslvt drama but was too pussy to register.

Love all the thread so far, it made me changed how I used to view this forum. Learning new stuff, finding people more experienced in their field and topic than your average redditor.

I probably would stay as lurker though, too retarded to come up with anything sophisticated.
 
Obligatory long time lurker.
I miss the old Internet, what it was before Facebook, Instagram, etc. In my teens I used to hang out on message boards like this one and chat with/get to know strangers, I had a lot of fun! Nowadays social media feels dead. Every other photo posted is AI and almost every post is written by Chat-gpt. What annoys me is that it’s getting harder and harder to tell what’s real anymore. You never know if you’re interacting with an actual person or a bot. So I’m attempting to return to something familiar and nostalgic. Also to keep laughing at people embarrassing themselves online and gawk at freaks of nature who are mutilating themselves.
Happy MATI day y’all
 
I've been a member for a few weeks so I suppose it's time to "introduce" myself.

I've been lurking for a few years and was meaning to join earlier, but somehow every time I was about to do so, Null would close the registrations due to some issue. Anyway, finally managed to get on last month. Long time DSP watcher, I used to track other lolcows but these days I mostly stick to him.

I'm also probably quite a bit older than your average Farmer and remember the online world when it was just BBS' and similar systems back in the mid-80s. I was on the Web in year zero and miss the old days before normies ruined it.

And I hate jeets, those of the melinated persuasion, and trannies.
 
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