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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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Hello, I'm Stockbroker.
I am a creative soul with various artistic inclinations.
I am always looking to better myself the best I can, even though that might not amount to much most of the time.
I believe in the indeterminacy of life and the impermanence of things.
This is my wife Tsukasa:
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"Hajimemashite, Kiwiifaamusu-tachi! Atashi wa Tsukasa, desu. Nakayoku shimashou, ne!"
Thank you, Tsukasa.
Like she said, I hope we can get along fine despite my eccentricity and awkwardness.
I will try to contribute to discussions around the forum with insightful observations and thoughts of my own.
That is it for now, thank you for reading thus far.
"Itadaki arigatou gozaimasu!"
P.S.: excuse my newfaggotry regarding attachments.
 
Hey fellow autists.

Finally decided to make an account after years of following Chris-Chan and hearing about Kiwi Farms. I started lurking awhile back and reading Stink Ditch made me finally join. I appreciate meeting other folks who are sick and tired of degeneracy.

Who am I? A bog-standard white boy who's sick of how retarded society has become. I'm happily married (for realz!!) and my wife is about two steps behind me for joining the Farm. We run a business together (not saying what exactly, but we're hard-working blue collar folk). We're Catholic (she didn't want to convert for over a year until she relented to coming to OCIA with me and saw how heccin' based the Church is) and very active in our parish.

As a turbo-nerd, I'm an obnoxious linux user who loves his old cars, old LEGO, old tech, and old video games. This is also my only social media account besides a reddit account I hold onto for some hobby/religion stuff (completely different username, good luck finding me lol).

Anyway, looking forward to talking to folks here.
 
Long time lurker, I joined because of the 764/O9A thread, a lot of great work done there tracking those lowlives. Also in general been here more often because of the Quartering downfall. Ill let my name speak for what I do in general. Good to finally have an account
 
Another long time lurker here! I'm just a med student who found this site by the typical people calling it the heinous trans suicide site. I grew disillusioned from the transgender movement after multiple people from my childhood trooned out, and began to seek out the various threads here as they were very therapeutic for me to deal with grief of the loss of friends.
 
Howdy.

I came here from Reddit from the illness fakers sub, I didn’t realize they weren’t being sarcastic about the pronoun thing.

I’m a woman, Linux user, I’m currently into wigs, I hate the sun, my favorite color is orange, my dog is the best.

Anything else I could say would either be an answer to a security question or embarrassing.

I’ll say, this has been a pretty good site, I’ve encountered a lot of really insightful and thoughtful people in the munchie threads. I haven’t really ventured out of the beauty parlor though. I’m mainly here for weird forays into the fringe of bioethics and the internet.

Glad to be here.
 
Hi I'm a retard that doesn't know how to make fun of people.
Main reason I am making this account to participate in the zoosadisim threads and try to prevent zoosadists from hurting other animals.
pls no bully meh
 
I used to read the CWCki for fun about a decade ago to get my lolcow kicks, so I've known about the Farms since them. As both a biology enthusiast and Christian, seeing tranny shit infect everything online in the years since made me feel like I was crazy. I don't have any online presence now, except here I guess. I remembered the Farms were a bastion of calling out retards without worry, so I took the plunge. It's nice here. Thank you fellow Kiwis for the laughs and distilled internet info. And thank Christ that I'm insulated from internet insanity in the real world.

Total Orc Tranny Death
 
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Hi, I'm KingofRaspberries. I'm just your average 20-something-year-old autistic loser. I've been lurking here for a while now and thought that it'd be fun to make an account of my own. I think I could have some interesting discussions at the very least. There's just so much in the world to snark at.
 
Good evening, faggots kiwis.

I've named myself after (guess what) your forearm.

there are too many retards on the internet nowadays who think they need to sperg out over the tamest shit imaginable (might as well add another one to the table).
 
Hey all. Long history in the furry fandom (15+ years, Jesus forgive me), eventually soured on the whole community after peaking on trans shit and generally realizing how degenerate it is and always was. Better late than never?

Not to PL too much but I searched my usernames on here for lols. Turns out one of my reddit accounts got quoted several years back justifying some idpol shit which was pretty funny to see. Feel like a totally different person from when I posted that, lurking KF helped a lot. Still lefty on economics etc but trying my best to avoid falling into that cultish mentality ever again.

Joined to talk shit about trannies & furries, share some stories about the disgusting cohort I accidentally groomed myself into, and whatever else. Glad this place is here, keep up the good work especially re: zoosadists and groomers of all sorts.
 
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