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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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lol didn't notice there was an introduction thread until now, what's good. ive clicked around and lurked on and off before for a bit and decided to join to get involved with the sargon thread
 
I just want to ask a question to you guys. First, back story:I've been lurking here for the past few monthes and also quote articles for encyclopedia dramatica, but that's neither here nor there. My question is this, how do you sell blankets to dumb thots at high school football games?
 
figured i'd reintroduce myself since i introduced myself and then proceeded to wipe myself off the face of the site over the course of a few months.

sup. im bitch. i'm a total weebass bitch who's a total introvert (who isn't on this site), i like to think of myself as a level-headed bitch so im pretty chill usually. i enjoy a good snowflake or two once in a while, hell maybe i'm even one in a way. regardless, greetings, i'm always up to meet new people and friends on here so whatevs i suppose.
 
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lil bitch said:
figured i'd reintroduce myself since i introduced myself and then proceeded to wipe myself off the face of the site over the course of a few months.

sup. im bitch. i'm a total weebass bitch who's a total introvert (who isn't on this site), i like to think of myself as a level-headed bitch so im pretty chill usually. i enjoy a good snowflake or two once in a while, hell maybe i'm even one in a way. regardless, greetings, i'm always up to meet new people and friends on here so whatevs i suppose.
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As long as you're not a brat, we can accept you.
 
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I have been lurking on this site for a couple of years now and have always been interested in reading about freakish online people. I’ve also lurked on a variety of forums, imageboards, and sites over the course of way too many years (way back when rotten.com was relevant and active) so I have seen and read about a lot of shit. Figured I might as well start contributing whenever I can instead of just lurking since Kiwi Farms has provided me with countless hours of entertainment.
 
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lil bitch said:
figured i'd reintroduce myself since i introduced myself and then proceeded to wipe myself off the face of the site over the course of a few months.

sup. im bitch. i'm a total weebass bitch who's a total introvert (who isn't on this site), i like to think of myself as a level-headed bitch so im pretty chill usually. i enjoy a good snowflake or two once in a while, hell maybe i'm even one in a way. regardless, greetings, i'm always up to meet new people and friends on here so whatevs i suppose.
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it's fine only if you're a moderate bitch.
you're already starting with an handicap though, considering you're canadian.
 
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Nazi vegeta said:
it's fine only if you're a moderate bitch.
you're already starting with an handicap though, considering you're canadian.
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meh, i'm below moderate imo, but i can't wash off the canadian so i understand that... i'll prove myself
 
Hello friends. Idk what to say about myself. Have a nice picture.
 

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I've always been fascinated by lolcows, and since I've been lurking here for a couple days I figured I may as well sign up. I enjoy long walks on the beach and deepweb superpredator forums like kiwifarms.
 
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is this a good place to shitpost, or a bad place to shitpost. asking for a friend
 
I can never manage to actively post on forums other than 4chan but I figure I might as well make an intro post.
Honestly I read Articles and Happenings more than anything else because it's somehow so much more sensible and interesting than any of the alternatives.

Looking forward to shitposting with you all.
 
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Hello. I am not a sock puppet. Ignore the lint in the corners of my mouth.

I was wabbit. You can look up wabbit. Notice the strong resemblance.

But it's been some while since I logged on and today the system didn't recognize my carefully preserved password. Or maybe the ancient burner email was dead? Anyway, I'm here as wabbits.

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.

Wabbit posted once. I've already posted twice, proof that I'm twice the autistic faggot I used to be and deserve to live! This is me posting thrice!

But if Moon Magic can let me be wabbit again, I would not mind.
 
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Yo, I am new here. I had a account here before but never really used it. I have always had a fascination with internet drama and lolcows, so I thought I would go ahead and try again. I am a artist in my sparetime, not sure if I should link my art or not. Icon is not by me, its by Vivziepop
 
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