Introduction Thread

[Eryngium]

Newfags get the rope.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Thank you Kiwi farms. I don't even know what this website is, BUT! I live in Australia and I am sick of the censorship. I saw your response to the NZ police. You are Legends. I got a vpn and now I can view anything. Well done guys!

 

[Garth]

Newfags get the rope.

In that case, shall I fashion the noose myself, or is one provided? Oh, and hello folks. Lurked a bit but started contributing a little more recently.

 

[PewBrettonPie]

Late "Hi" but better than nothing I always forget to do it.

So i'm a gamer person, i do not get outside of my cave for most of time. I love plants, forbidden fruit is the best so you know what plants i like .
After New Zealand shooting i've become more internet active and trying to be overall active in life. I'm not sure what i want to become, a furry, a lolcow or combination of something weird. Actually getting your own thread on kiwifarms is like some great achievement.

I might sound like so crazy weirdo huh? Well facts are i'm complete opposite because real weirdos can't control it and i'm able to control it fully and not show any sign of it. I'm semi-expert of chemical substances & drugs & human brain so i'm able to stay on borderline of all weirdo fandoms and do not fall inside one. I dive into weird fandoms and come back unchanged, i think that should make my will to not change my true self pretty much exceptional (atleast looking by what is going on in this world with all lolcows).

I'm amused by people who are amused that i'm amused by something weird. It's complicated, but don't take seriously that i would support Brenton or any killing in real life
I just want to watch offended people correct their behavior and my idea is that after they got so offended they can't take it anymore they will go back to beign normal so thats why there should be no censor in internet and political left wing should be restricted while right wing should correct their behavior and allow more freedom.

 

[Bragza]

Hi all. I've been lurking for a few months, and will probably continue to for a while. Made an account just so I could jump in when I've got the balls (or I'm drunk enough).

The internet I grew up with is in its death throes. I'd like to enjoy it for as long as I can.

 

[Maebara Keiichi]

Hi there boys and girls. I too have been lurking for a few weeks now and decided I'd join in on the fun. I look forward to all the shitposts and laughs in the future.

 

[jcd]

Hi.

 

[Failure_Personified]

Hi there boys and girls. I too have been lurking for a few weeks now and decided I'd join in on the fun. I look forward to all the shitposts and laughs in the future.

Hi my dude, us lurkers turned shitters gotta stick together.
Never forget...

 

[Quoookie]

Hi there boys and girls. I too have been lurking for a few weeks now and decided I'd join in on the fun. I look forward to all the shitposts and laughs in the future.

So its been YOU lurking up my butthole for snacks. Well you will be in luck in the next hour as I have these delicious tards just for YOU!

Oh welcome to KF!! ENJOY.

 

[Doggo]

Hey all,

Honestly not sure if I should be here or not, considering the whole 'animal control' subforum, and the fact that I really don't get any kicks by laughing at folks who are disadvantaged in some way. But I figure that I'm enough of a nobody, and I keep to myself enough that I should be ok... maybe. That said, the reason I am here is because I've lurked around these parts for a long time, mostly following people like Chris, Shaner, and ADF, the latter I actually got blocked by on Twitter, so I'm not sure what to think of that...

All in all, I find these folks genuinely fascinating, and I really like getting into people's heads to see how they tick. I do look forward to contributing here, although my 'contributions' will mainly be in the form of discussions about psychology of the folks covered here and whatnot. Please do let me know if this would be welcome or not, and I'll be happy to oblige.

All that said, I'll probably go back to lurking now. Though I did want to show my face.

Cheers!

 

[The Fool]

Hey all,

Honestly not sure if I should be here or not, considering the whole 'animal control' subforum, and the fact that I really don't get any kicks by laughing at folks who are disadvantaged in some way. But I figure that I'm enough of a nobody, and I keep to myself enough that I should be ok... maybe. That said, the reason I am here is because I've lurked around these parts for a long time, mostly following people like Chris, Shaner, and ADF, the latter I actually got blocked by on Twitter, so I'm not sure what to think of that...

All in all, I find these folks genuinely fascinating, and I really like getting into people's heads to see how they tick. I do look forward to contributing here, although my 'contributions' will mainly be in the form of discussions about psychology of the folks covered here and whatnot. Please do let me know if this would be welcome or not, and I'll be happy to oblige.

All that said, I'll probably go back to lurking now. Though I did want to show my face.

Cheers!

We're cool with furries, just use @Reynard as a point of reference on the maximum of what we tolerate.

 

[Doggo]

We're cool with furries, just use @Reynard as a point of reference on the maximum of what we tolerate.

Cheers, that's appreciated! I have seen what look like a few furries around and about, but could never be too sure if they actually were furfags or were just doing it ironically, which I guess is cool too - doesn't bother me either way, just as long as I don't bother other folks by being here! I only really talk about furries if it comes up naturally in conversation, which isn't often. But I did feel somewhat obliged to just get it out of the way first.

 

[Reynard]

We're cool with furries, just use @Reynard as a point of reference on the maximum of what we tolerate.

Are you saying you barely tolerate me? Ugh! Rude! But I agree.

 

[Just A Butt]

Was I supposed to do this when I joined?

Hi. I’ve been lurking for like two years. But I’m here now.

How’s it going?

 

[Silus Black]

I guess I'll go ahead and make this my first (and possibly last post). Hello all.

 

[OtterWhiskersED]

Hello. I am Otter Whiskers, an administrator from Encyclopedia Dramatica. Nice to meet you.

 

[thotpocket]

My mommy told me to go out and make some friends, and somehow I ended up here instead.

Joke aside, I saw there was a section dedicated to Amberlynn Reid and Chris-Chan and I was sold.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Hello,
been lurking for awhile, and, that's all I got.

 

[Fashy Airship]

Just sailed on in a couple of weeks ago or so. Noticed this bulging thread of greets so here I am. Hello folks and hope my airship doesn't bump up against any snowflakes too much.

This place reminds me of a cross between Cursed Earth, Megacity 1 and the Vortex (see film Zardoz for what that is...).

Over it all a benevolent Charles Manson rules with a velvet hand...

 

[Phanto]

Phanto’s the name, lurking is my game.