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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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Here's a powerlevel: I am gay and I piss and shit all over the place.
So pretty much just like Sockness.
 
Hello kin! Signed up because I find immense amusement in following various spergs online. Especially DSP, Yaniv and the tranny community are subjects of my interest. Found this place through reading twitter comments of people reeing about KF and wanted to check it out. Happy to have found a place where I can talk about lolcows with other people.
 
Heya! For the life of me, I can't recall who or what I must have googled to have found the Farms, but I've been lurking for a couple of years now. It was about half way through the Alison Rapp thread, which I read with horrified fascination as she wrecked her life in real time. After that, I was glued to Raven Sparks. Current faves are mainly in the Beauty Parlour. In fact I decided to finally pipe up in case Chantal carked it in surgery, though I'm glad she's had a reprieve for now. My very favourite threads all seem to feature a stunning lack of self-awareness, so I follow Amber, naturally, plus all the FA denizens. And Tommy Tooter! I love it when I check in and see that any of them have kicked off with their drama.
 
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Hello, I have been a lurker since fall 2017. Orginally came here to catch up on Chris-chan, the started reading the TDS thread, got introduced to Cinema Robert and read his whole thread, atart to finish over a few months. I caught up on Wu and Zoe news as well. I was content to just be a lurker, but @neverendingmidi's post in the thread about the sexy peach emoji tickled me the right way so I signed up.
 
Hi. Encyclopedia Dramatica,IBS community and Skeptic youtubers introduced me to this site and i decided to joined the kiwis,for having a good time and good laugh in this site.
 
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Hello all, I am thatpirateboi! I usually like to learn about internet subcultures and lolcows with the retarded shit that they do so. I hope that by studying the way that these eccentric individuals act and behave: I can learn what not to do online.
 
I lost my pass but I used to be known as HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I don't even remember my old email. Made an account since I missed some of the posters here but apparently they all died or something. :(
 
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LooneyTunerIan said:
I joined because someone made a forum post about me: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ian-neumann-looneytunerian-dukeydukeydoo.41637/

If that person is reading this reply and is intended to ruin my life, then he or she can work on this: https://scratchpad.fandom.com/wiki/LooneyTunerIan
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Smh... "Your" thread was made over a year ago and was immediately locked the person who wrote it hasn't been on here for almost a year themselves... Are you legitimately re.tarded or just pretending to be?

Literally not one person gave a shit about your thread (not even the original poster) why do you care?
 
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Used to be Dr. Dingo DVM but of course I get locked out of my burner email and forgot my passwords like a fuckin idiot so here I am under a new cute fuzzy animal name I guess.
 
Serial lurker, and child soldier. Looking for more interesting cows, but there are so many to sort through. I find Narcs and BPD types to the most entertaining.
 
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
 
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Ahoy. Been lurking this forum for a few years now because if there's one thing I love it's internet drama. Stopped for a while though because life came in the way, but now that I started lurking again I thought I might as well make an account and start posting.
 
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