Introduction Thread

[Sprocket]

Canada?

Southern hemisphere

 

[bonansol no. 156]

Hello all. I'm fairly new to the Farms, but I've lurked a couple of threads for a week and change, and I figured I was ready to finally introduce myself.

 

[Easton daniels]

oh this is here uhhh i joined like 4 months ago after reading like 3 whole threads. are there like... any rules to this website?

Spoiler

usually all people care about for me is the fact im gay and can draw

 

[Twatette]

I've been lurking on and off for a couple of years now, but I finally gave in and joined after a few months of debating with myself. I doubt I'll post very often but who knows.

 

[owlet]

Reckon I have been lurking since around the time the PurpleKecleon logs dropped, I figured it was finally about time to join.

oh this is here uhhh i joined like 4 months ago after reading like 3 whole threads. are there like... any rules to this website?

Spoiler

usually all people care about for me is the fact im gay and can draw

Yes, don't be autistic.

 

[Comandante Marcos]

Hi everybody, I am a VERY FUCKING LOOOONGTIME lurker (how long? I remember when Julie Terryberry was still breathing, that's how long!) but I finally decided to go ahead and make an account when A&H went private, since I love the lulz generating aspect of A&H. Also, when KF became the second most visited site in my browser's drop down menu, it was time.

The primary reason why I never signed up is that I'm on the slow-in-the-mind side myself, complete with all the toys like a tugboat and a cottage behind my mom's house. I do live maybe 96% independently though, and no vidya here. I thought that I'd immediately be stomped flat and doxed to the moon if I signed up, so I lurked and learned the rules. I usually don't post much on any forum anyway, regardless.

Oh, and I'm not a commufag, I just think that anybody who stands up to the CIA and tells it to go fuck itself (despite the obvious power differential) is fucking cool, regardless of ideology. The word at the bottom of my avatar is REBEL! (Fucking Xenforo autocrop!)

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I’m new to this site, despite the fact that admittedly lurked on here since mid-2018. It was mainly due to that whole Christchurch “incident”, but I do love the diverse forums that you have on here. Keep it up Joshua. You’re doing great a job!

- Admitted normie now turned slightly less of a normie

 

[Silicon Wasteland]

Hi! Found Kiwi Farms after searching around for someone who later turned into a cow, then following that thread down the rabbit hole for several hundred pages. This place seems like one of the few communities left where you can have discussions without some sort of mob justice cabal screaming you down and banning you if you dare mention any wrong-think.

Apparently if you register here you're supporting the downfall of western civilization or are literally Hitler or some shit. Can't keep the articles straight about how evil this place is, but either way, glad to be a part of it!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Hi! Found Kiwi Farms after searching around for someone who later turned into a cow, then following that thread down the rabbit hole for several hundred pages. This place seems like one of the few communities left where you can have discussions without some sort of mob justice cabal screaming you down and banning you if you dare mention any wrong-think.

Apparently if you register here you're supporting the downfall of western civilization or are literally Hitler or some shit. Can't keep the articles straight about how evil this place is, but either way, glad to be a part of it!

Welcome aboard. You are now a Literal Hitler, along with the rest of us. Enjoy your stay!

 

[Bogged_account887744]

I obviously made an account to see the latest news articles other users have been posting there. I mostly enjoyed reading accidental deaths.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Hey all.

Like some of the newer people here, the decision to hide A&H made this long time lurker join the farms. Don't expect a lot of posts from me. I'm strictly following the "if you don't have anything to say then don't say it" rule on here, especially since whatever reply I would have for a thread would already have like 10-20 people giving out a similar reply, so my input wouldn't really matter much.

 

[Assman]

Hello all. I'm a shithead who has spent way too much time lurking the boards, so I decided to finally register and lurk some more at least for A&H.

 

[F/lying Frankenstein]

Hello. Like many others, I've been lurking in A&H and enjoying the madness there for several months now ( I am a relatively avid watcher of Nick Rekieta's content, which brought me here.).

A&H being hidden has forced me to make an account. But I will lurk more, for at least several weeks/months, before trying to comment.
I have a question: Can someone tell me how to answer profile messages, please? I can't find how to do that. Thank you.

Edit: Nevermind, I found how to do that.

 

[Colonel Collateral]

FNG. Lurking on a few lolcow threads for a couple of months or so. Either way, have some tunes your granpappy was probably jamming to.

YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

www.youtube.com

 

[the towers]

oh fuck, i forgot to do this

uh, ive been lurking here for a while, mainly to catch recent updates of Chris, but also to find threads of people I know/like to see what shit they've been hiding. figured i may as well make an account, y'know... why not...

i like DnB and anime boys uguu;;

 

[Popcorn Jellybean]

Hello everyone. First time user, long time lurker, all that shit. I usually follow around the art threads. Finally worked up the courage to make an account.

I hope to get along with everyone well!

 

[vaporubber]

Hello,

I’ve been a member for a few months, but am just now making a post. I enjoy the community here, and would like to participate in more discussions that go beyond laughing at routine troop hijinks. Sometimes I feel like this is the only place I can really say what’s on my mind, so I appreciate that it’s here.

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

What up. I've been following lolcows since fucking 2010 or some shit, but now I'm realising that there's a forum where I can laugh at retards comunnally, which makes me feel less crippling loneliness in my hobby. My wife sure as fuck doesn't get it. Hi.

 

[selachophile]

I came here to post because the people seem gentle and do not live in fear. I also love to laugh.

 

[Ningen]

Hi everyone, I was a lurker for a long time and finally decided to make an account considering most of you seem to have similar interests and because I love laughing at weirdos.

and do not live in fear.

I already knew that Kiwis descended from convicts but I wasn't aware that they are Chads themselves!