Introduction Thread

[ricroc556]

Hey all, seen this name float around from a lot of people on YouTube who cover lolcows and other internet tards and decided to give this place a little looksee. I can already tell that this is where I belong.

 

[Bitch Kitten]

Hello everyone. First time user, long time lurker, all that shit. I usually follow around the art threads. Finally worked up the courage to make an account.

I hope to get along with everyone well!

Why is your post in yellow?

 

[Peter Piper]

Kiwifarms came to my attention during Gamergay (I mean, who were the biggest faggots in that debacle ?) and I gleefully observed how obvious troll, Jayce Connors of Deagle nation fame blew Kiwis the fuck out.

I've previously been part of welcoming and friendly communities such as SA, SoSe, 4chun and EDF (don't dox me bro).

Kiwifarms, ehh, dedication, to lowcows is admirable and those following my pet cows have my deepest admiration for their service.

Oh, and I can say mean words here - Faggot Nigger Tranny

 

[Weed_Prostitute]

Hi everybody, my name is Weed_Prostitute! Much Love!

 

[Lady Adjani]

Greetings, fellow well adjusted users of the internet

 

[Prickle]

Hello!

My name is Pickle M. Palls and I'm new to this. Whish me luck.

Thank you!

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

This is not the place to be using the mean words my friends. Our community prides itself on gentle souls and happy conversations.

 

[Dank]

been lurking around since i think around june. Decided to make an account after null decided to make articles and happenings private and here i am

 

[dietshasta]

Hi everyone, I'm not new. I was registered before as onethingtwo and I changed my name to Jeff Wolf because I got all paranoid during the hack. The hack was done to target all of you and to target me. I had a FISA warrant out against me and the deep state is trying to frame me for crimes in order to get Trump out of office. They didn't want to get their hands dirty so they decided to work with the troon brigade of hackers to get my ip address. I wasn't really worried about cybersecurity because, well they were fucking spying on me anyways.

Nancy Pelosi is trying desperately to signal to her hacker friend on national television because the deep states entire plan is treason and they're going to get caught. They're going to frame me for terrorism and child pornography but I've already submitted evidence of my innocence. I want to apologize to all of you and to all the staff and I hope you understand. You can make fun of me and call me crazy if you want, that's fine.

Oh, I almost forget. Nancy Pelosi is working with Adam Schiff to frame me.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I aim to be the forum's lovable token degenerate redneck.
Pretty much Dsp is my main lolcow, I tried to get into the Amberlynn and Boogie antifandoms but they weren't a good fit.
I have a few nobody lolcows that I follow and occasionally want to pozload my negholep of but nobody else has deemed them worthy of their attention or energy, it's too bad because there is delicious milk to be had

 

[CHARizard]

Been lurking for a bit, love the new highlights feature!

 

[Menotyou]

Hi, new here.

 

[PC Kitten]

Hello! I've been lurking for a few months, and just made an account today. I'm mostly here to see the latest news on lolcows.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Sup yall.

You might remember me as Freddy Freaker. Tl;dr I boomered my old account by using an email that required phone, forgetting to update the phone, and then changing my kf password and immediately forgetting it.

I stayed logged in by cookies a few months before getting off my lazy ass and making a new account I'm not permanently locked out of.

 

[ketamineshovel]

Hey all, another lurker here; I figured I'd make an account since I can't look away from the continual lolcow shitshows. Tuning into Jersh's podcast and watching ALR steadily balloon to 600 ell beez has become a pasttime of mine lately.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Howdy, fellas. I have a passing interest in the situational decline of Yaniv & Co.. After exploring the rest of the site over the past few weeks, I thought I'd might as well jump in.

 

[Cyclonus]

Sup. I haven't been a regular forum user since the Sickipedia forums went down years ago and I thought to myself "Where else can I talk to a group of sick fucks who laugh at other people's misery? Kiwi Farms!"

 

[DeagleNationRefugee]

My name is DeagleNationRefugee and I'm here to lurk. I'm signing up mostly because I think the mad at the internet streams are hilarious. I also have been a fan of internet trainwrecks for a long time.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Hi there been reading these forums for months now and decided to jump in and subscribe. I will mostly lurk. Keep being you Kiwifarms, your threads are addictive reading material!

 

[Haffhart]

Hi how you doing? Here cause the community's cool, the lolcows are funny, and XenForo looks slick