I don't know how to do introductions, so here's my best attempt at one: I'm a 23 year old Boyfriend-free girl that could have easily become another Chris-chan. The parallels are just totally eerie to think about. I was a chubby kid and a fat teenager that showered as little as possible, but unlike Chris and his gal pals, I had no friends at all (not even the fake kind like his) until almost 19. I think we diverged at college, because while he turned into a lolcow, I just became a socialite and found some semblance of normalcy.
I remember back in the day seeing pictures of Chris on /b/ (and probably /r9k/ later) but never cared enough to figure out who he was. Like, one of the memorable pictures was one in his bra (and granny panties?), with a caption pointing out his My Little Pony figures. That's like one of those things that just sticks with you. So last year when somebody sent me to the CWCki, I became absolutely fucking fascinated. I'm still amazed at even reading the same shit over and over...
So, not really sure if there's anything else to be said here but... I'm basically here to watch the rest of his life unfold, because things that have happened lately (talking to Spunky Skunk, blaming Megan for stuff, etc.) make me think he's going wayyyy off the deep end and serious things are about to go down. I hope I'm wrong for his sake but, you know, it's obviously not looking good.
tl;dr: Hi.