Introduction Thread

[Bonesnap]

Been lurking a few months, you're doing god's work with regards to my chosen lolcow. I hope I can help.

 

[yummy hand sanitizer]

Hey.

Been lurking for a while to enjoy the lulz, popping in here to say hi, likely going to return to lurking unless I find some lulz goldmine I can't resist sharing.

 

[The Straight Seagull]

I've been lurking for 6 months now, and I thought I'd make an account incase I happen to drop by any lolzworthy material to share.

Hope you all have a good day.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Never introduced my self
Fat sperg from brazil wanting to follow cwc and other lolcows exploits.
loves forum drama and is triggered by thinking we speak spanish.

 

[Chippy]

Hi guys.

I saw tenaflyviper reply to someone's freakout about cuteosphere drama and this site was mentioned, so I decided I needed to get in on this immediately. This is my kind of site.

 

[DNJACK]

Why is there no tentacle on your face?

 

[kuri]

Hi, my name is kurisu but you can call me kuri.

• I have herpes in my mouth, you could say I'm infectiously and dangerously handsom.
• I'm probably hairier than your dad.
• I'm probably cooler than your dad.
• My mom loves me.
• Your mom loves me.
• I don't wear protection.

 

[AP 297]

Hi, my name is kurisu but you can call me kuri.

• I have herpes in my mouth, you could say I'm infectiously and dangerously handsom.
• I'm probably hairier than your dad.
• I'm probably cooler than your dad.
• My mom loves me.
• Your mom loves me.
• I don't wear protection.

From your first post I can already tell you are destined for greatness. Have fun and please feel free to share more about yourself.

 

[kuri]

I'm sensing this is a safe place for sharing.

 

[Eponine]

I'm sensing this is a safe place for sharing.

That's the spirit.

 

[kuri]

Can someone point me in the right direction?

I have 10 kb/s internet speed and not knowing where to go is giving me acute sensory overload and has been giving me panic attacks for the past 5 hours. Couple that and the fact that the only 2 things I can masturbate to are 1. my own reflection, 2. Pichunter and I become the literal definition of frustration.

Pls respond, I'm lonely and lost.

 

[DNJACK]

I heard the Tom Preston thread is where it's at.

 

[kuri]

I heard the Tom Preston thread is where it's at.

Oh no... Not another one..

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I forgot my old password. I know its a simple fix, but I figured I might as well practice hiding my power level while I'm at it.

 

[CatParty]

I forgot my old password. I know its a simple fix, but I figured I might as well practice hiding my power level while I'm at it.

what was your name before? maybe the mods can merge your accounts?

 

[CatParty]

congrats @OfCourseItsLegalToKill on being our 6500th member!

 

[Ya Boi Big Boss]

Hello

 

[Lelya V.]

Hey, nice to meet you all. I've been reading these forums for a pretty long time now and figured I might as well sign up.

I've been interested in online drama for most of my online life and I'm always amazed at how willing people are to put so much of themselves out there, which I find sort of terrifying. I'd rather be invisible.

Hopefully I'll have something interesting to contribute at some point, it's more likely that I'll lurk a ton.

Anyhow, hi.

 

[DNJACK]

Welcome to the drama club.

 

[Mimic]

Sup, nice to meet everyone. Name's Mimic. I've been lurking around the net's various drama communities, and am happy to have found this place.