invent a cartoon

a planet and a comet are deeply in love and in a long distance relationship and their first ever date is fast approaching but when the planet shows up to the agreed transition point she gets stood up and calls her lover angrily but the comet denies and says it's the planet who was a no show and it turns out they have in fact been in contact with each other's alternate universe self without knowing and after they realize this they hatch a plan to tell each other their innermost secrets in order to seduce each other properly in the same universe lol i made you read this nigger and i also prompted chatgpt to write a really boring and long winded pitch for a cartoon to waste your time some more but it ended up producing something really cute that i would hella watch actually about squirrels living in a park

so there’s this cartoon idea it’s about a group of squirrels who live in a big park and they go on these little adventures but it’s all centered around finding acorns or figuring out how to carry them back to their tree it’s not just one tree though they have a few different spots where they store food and sometimes they forget which spot they’re supposed to use which leads to a lot of discussions about which tree is the best tree and they all have different opinions one of the squirrels thinks the oldest tree is the best because it has history and another one likes a smaller tree because it feels cozier and they have these long conversations about trees and their merits while sitting in the grass and looking at them there’s also a recurring storyline where they try to organize their acorn storage system but it doesn’t really go anywhere because they keep disagreeing on how it should work

then there’s this turtle who shows up every now and then and he’s really slow but friendly so the squirrels always stop what they’re doing to talk to him and he shares stories about the pond where he lives but they’re not big exciting stories just little things like how there’s a new rock by the water or how he saw a dragonfly yesterday the squirrels always act like these stories are really interesting and then they go back to their acorn situation like nothing happened there’s also a blue jay who sometimes steals an acorn but it’s not really a big deal because the squirrels just shrug and say oh well we’ll find more acorns

the art style is soft and earthy lots of greens and browns with muted tones to reflect the natural setting everything feels very grounded and calm and the animation really focuses on the little details like how the leaves rustle in the wind or how the sunlight filters through the trees every episode has a loose structure where the squirrels start with a small goal like finding a missing acorn stash or deciding which branch to sit on and the whole episode is just them working through that goal step by step they always get distracted by things like interesting rocks or the way the clouds are moving so it takes a long time to get anywhere

there’s no big overarching plot just these tiny slice-of-life moments in the park that show how the squirrels live and interact with their environment sometimes they’ll try to build something like a little raft to float across the pond but it never really works out and they end up deciding they didn’t really need a raft anyway the characters all have distinct personalities like one of them is really cautious and another one is more adventurous but their personalities don’t clash in dramatic ways they mostly just talk a lot and try to compromise on things there’s a lot of dialogue about ordinary topics like which kind of acorns taste the best or whether they should nap in the sun or the shade and the episodes always end with the squirrels sitting together feeling kind of satisfied even if they didn’t accomplish much

it’s a very mellow show and the focus is entirely on the slow rhythm of the park and the simple lives of the squirrels there’s no music that’s too energetic or fast it’s mostly gentle melodies or the sound of birds chirping in the background it’s the kind of show that’s supposed to feel relatable and cozy like you’re just hanging out with the squirrels in their park but somehow it never really feels exciting enough to hold attention and the pacing is so deliberate that you start to wonder if anything is going to happen at all the show just kind of drifts along like a slow breeze in the trees and you keep thinking that maybe the next episode will have a big moment but it never really does it’s just squirrels and their little tasks day after day in a park that always looks the same
 
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All the worlds Politicians in a big pit, The Pit of Commons. They argue and bicker to try and get surface dwelling citizens of various countries to fight wars to little affect. Every politicians suit is torn and dirty, I think it could be fun
 
w-well you seee its about this cat and he has x ray vision you know he can see through stuff right?? but okay so only through certain things like wood so if theres like a wooden door he can see through it to see the bad guy on the the other side!!! he can see the bad guy through the door do you see the door?? and hes like a umm hes like a crime fighter a uhh a vigilante! yes hes a vigilante and hes a cat hes umm he can see through the door hes a a a vigilante cat, hes a cat who is a vigilante hes a cat hes
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I didn't make it up but the answer is clearly Foreskin Man he goes around killing jews before they can circumcise whites Foreskin_Man_comic_cover.jpg
 
i thought of another one its called "the greatest oat" about a sentient whole-grain oat whose dream it is to compete in the UFC. he keeps getting destroyed over and over again, literally crushed by the human fighters in less than a second because all they have to do is step on him but through determination and the power of love he survives having his entire body repeatedly shattered and eventually dies at the ripe old age of 2 years old, with a final record of 0 wins, 97 losses.

the title is a play on the popular term "goat" ("greatest of all time"), an acronym frequently used to describe world champion boxers or fighters.
 
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It's like the Disney channel cartoon The Proud Family, but it takes place on a plantation.
Slave Owner and entrepreneur Jeremiah Miller has all kinds of day to day hijinks, and has to employ the help of his faithful slaves (Especially Mama Jude, who is the wise old slave with a ton of sass and attitude) to get him out of his various problems.

I call it "Massa Please!"
Weeknights on UPN.
 
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I hope somebody makes famous webcomic Ctrl-Alt-Del into an animated series some day. the Ctrl-Alt-Del Animated Series if you will

an actually dogmatically faithful animated rendition of Tails Gets Trolled. yes, I know people have done things like that on youtube. no, I am not going to watch them. I want premium streaming channel Tails Gets Trolled or nothing at all
 
Here's a totally unique and wild one that's definitely in no way related to "chinese sex cartoons":
The great pirate Jershy C. Mutty goes sailing around the world looking for funny people to laugh at while the "World Government" run by Elliot Fong comes after them (any similarities to real names are pure coincidence).
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Make a Back to the Future inspired film where he goes back and kills John Harvey Kellogg and that fucks up the world somehow and he needs to try and stop it
 
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A show about Australian Cave Goblins(who are endangered), they do cave goblin things and the running joke is that they do normal people things, like interrupting each other and quickly apologizing, being clumsy in none-exaggerative nor comedic fashion, they also engage in small talk about mundane town things tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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A post-collapse America carved into ideological territories whilst the broken former Federal Government tries to bring this now disparate commonwealths back under its' sphere of influence.

Rumors speak of a ruin, a tower, full of pre-collapse treasures ranging from food, media, technology, clothing and art. Its' only indication on any modern-era map is a black spot on the former municipality of Casper, Wyoming.

Featuring a motley crew including:
  • The ExPat An ex-patriot Floridian-turned-Serbian and his loyal canine companion addled with salivation control problem. He possesses dogged determination to a fault and generally shuns the company of other humans. The ex-pat himself can metabolize cheese at an astonishing level of efficiency, giving him a burst of both strength and stamina. What drives him is a genuine thirst for knowledge and the sharing of this wisdom to all who will listen.
  • The Brainiac A super-coder that developed his own operating system used infamously by guerrilla forces opposing the remnants of the United States Federal Government, He wields a custom-made broadsword that says "TEMPLUM" along the blade. This virtuous tech-head seeks old technology including the fabled "Arr Tee Ex" processor, renowned for its' raw number-crunching capacity.
  • The BossHog A former convict whom miraculously survived Mexican prison. With a substance abuse problem and two extricated children out in the world hanging around his neck like an albatross, he hopes the treasures in this pre-collapse tower will alleviate his financial woes (and let him party hardy at the same time). A stout hand-to-hand combatant, even if running long distances is not his strong suit.
  • The Reporter A former podcast and online talk show co-host leaned on to give a "female perspective" of the various politicking taking place around the world, this attractive woman was once an ardent defender of her party line until a fateful encounter with a pre-collapse gossip forum turned her to--what her former constituents would call--the dark side. As a result of stepping away from party dogma, her career imploded. In having studied piles of "gossip", she believes there were grains of truth among the baying and howling of the forums' contributors. She may possess draconic knowledge, including the weakness, of the being which inhabits the Tower. Her goal: uncover her suspicions, prove to the world she was right, and springboard herself back to the top of the podcast charts.
Antagonists include:
  • The Dark Lord of the Tower An enigmatic figure shrouded in mystery. Rumored to possess an other-worldly constitution and a preternatural connection to shadowy, less-tangible forces of the world.
  • The Lawyer A former celebrity litigator of critical acclaim who, after being seduced by the money and influence that often accompanies fame, had a meteoric fall which is still reference material today as a lesson of "what not to do" with your infamy. Has an unclear past relationship to The Expat, who he blames wholesale for his downfall.
  • The Beauty A rotund woman who, post-collapse. created a sort of commune for like-minded (and like-bodied) women. They, for reasons to be determined, worship the ground she walks on and pay tithes to her with regularity. She seeks the riches of the tower for herself and has enlisted the clandestine loyalty of one member of the adventuring party.
  • The Witch A lover scorned, Hell itself spat her out in utter fear of her enduring wrath. Rumors swirl around this woman, claims of a steamy romance once kindled with The Dark Lord of the Tower. As a reward for her physical tryst, she was gifted with a small taste of the power shared by her purported Lord. She has, on occasion, been seen by onlookers constructing crude effigies and chanting alien rituals whilst out on her regular trips to the deep forests. Vengeance and roiling hatred flow through her veins, corroding her every thought and driving her to exact revenge upon her once-soulmate.
  • The Goddess An individual whose connection to Akashic Records has elevated their perception beyond the ken of most mortals and as a result they have cast aside such trifles as gender, politics and public perception. The Goddess seeks to bring balance to the world, an eternal tug-of-war between maligning forces and acts of empathy, in order to avert a cataclysmic event known as the Dimensional Merge. Once rumored to be one of the most documented people in the history of mankind, that information was lost in the fires of The Collapse. The Goddess is the principle charter of the excavation of the Tower.
The journey will begin in Charlottesville, Virginia, where the Goddess has gathered our 4 wayward souls and petitioned them to cross the now-dangerous stretches of post-Collapse North America and uncover the "Black Essence" inhabiting the Tower. The adventure will see our group cross the various Commonwealth territories which now make up the post-Collapse United States and the vast cultural differences between each Commonwealth until they finally reach the former Casper, Wyoming in the Pacific Northwest Commonwealth.
 
Pirates of the Caribbean (no relation). A slice of life comedy set in 1990s Antigua about a group of fat shut-in virgins uploading pirated copies of Aldus Pagemaker to warez BBSs using 56k modems.
 
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A show about a black dude that wants to rise above the niggers, but it's a comedic coming of age story. 'Coon Days'
It calls out blavkwashing and niggers stealing from everyone, and how our protagonist is disgusted by this. He eventually falls in love with a white/Asian girl who wishes to help him achieve his dream of becoming a plumber--a so called 'working for the white man' job, but it offers stability and wealth. I put too much thought into this...
 
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