Invent A Creature

[Cats]

You may rember me from my website, create-a-dinosaur.com, which is now defunct and has been stolen from me by a man from Idaho.

Would you like to Create your very own Creature? You can do it. Just make him up :] But, why not do it here! Welcome to Create-A-Creature. Introducting Create-A-CreaAll you have to do is just come up with a brand new creature never before seen by science! You can talk about him, draw him...leave him shrouded in mystery...or even just hint at him. The choice is yours! The sky is the limit when you use your imagination with me, your friend, Cats.

I'll go first:

My Creature is called a Treesqueak (scienctific genius taxomony Treeus Squeekensis Octobillia). it was just discovered in the amazon rain forest howver Sightings of other species of the treesquecks have been seen all over the globe since 203. and is thought to be responsible. For the deaths of thousands upon thousands of forestgoers woods men and hikers worldwide. They emit a shrieking noise before they Attack, hence the entomology of their name.

The Treesqueak looks like a small black furry ball and is often mistaken for berries


~Artist's Rendtion (Yes they have killed men with rocks and small stones before)~

 

[Lithuophile]

Name: Jew
Phylum: Hebraecus
Class: Pestilum
Habitat: bank
Diet: shekels
Secondary diet: foreskin
Predators: Palestinians
Mating call: "OY VEYYYY!!!!!"

 

[BirdUp]

Name: Lauren
Claim 2 Fame: was a cum receptacle for me
Personaltiy: bad
Partner Count: too high
Notable Quotable: "I'm staying over at Jason's... he's just a friend."
Hobby: knock-out drag-out fights over dirty dishes; trying new penises
Politics: maniacal leftist, regularly occurring apocalypse savior fantasies, thinks two biggest problems are "greed" and "hate"
Breath: bad

 

[not william stenchever]

The Tigerbat: it has all the nighttime survival/hunting traits of a bat and it can fly, but it is also a tiger, and its' preferred strata of prey is humanoid.

 

[cerulean hydra]

AI generated this li'l guy for the thread. Hope you like him. I haven't thought of a name for him, but I'm assuming he uses the tentacles/tendrils to hang troons. The species probably hangs out in damp, musty places, like basements that trannies are likely to be in.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Name: Lolcow
Habitat: The Prison System
Diet: Fast Food
Secondary Diet: Cock
Predators: Normal People
Mating Call: "This is Christine Weston Chandler..."

 

[We Are The Witches]

Commonly known as "Ghost Lurker" (belongs to the family of Crepitus Bombasticus).

Lurks aimlessly on desolated places, forests, alleys (in the shadows, and at night).
When it encounters weak minded people, it feeds on their emotions, specially negative ones. It is said that when it notices such disturbance, it will crook its expression into a face that will strike more fear in the victim, and once that happens, it will drain more and more energy from them.

They're apparently ethereal and can phase through matter, although certain substances can repel them, which is why some people use it outside their houses, to keep them away. But these substances are expensive, only sold by certified alchemists.

The spikes on it don't seem to be intended for puncturing flesh, but dimensions. It will "stab the air", and like a balloon, it will slide into the crack that leads to who knows where.
It is unknown why it has mouths, but according to rumors, it sometimes whispers wicked chants, although it can do so without moving its lips.

If the target's mind is not disturbed, it could secrete a gas that will hypnotize or put them to sleep. With minimal weakness from the victim, the Ghost Lurker will infiltrate their dreams and cause all sorts of lethal nightmares.

 

[HX-2]

name: your mom
claim to fame: cucked your dad
mating behavior: banged anything that moves

 

[ReasonablyRetarded]

The Fagsassin bug is an offshoot of assassin bugs that has adapted to modern times.
It lives in sewer systems of major cities in North America and Europe where it hibernates until June each year.
When it hears the sloshing and stomping of faggots and trannies it comes out of hiding and hunts.

It stabs faggots and trannies with its proboscis, injecting AIDS directly into the bloodstream, it then burrows into the axe wound or anus of its prey and lies dormant until the AIDS takes proper hold. Once it does, it starts eating the faggot or tranny from the inside out.

 

[Megaton Punch]

Some sort of monster, like something with the body of a walrus with the head of a sea lion. Or something with the body of an egret with the head of a meerkat. Or just the head of a monkey with the antlers of a reindeer. With the body of a porcupine.