Dramacow Invisible Crane / Grant McClellan / @This Is Hard To Do - Scottish DSP White Knight who Deletes Everything and Showed off his Dick, Alison Rapp's Lover

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Fun fact.

Grant only posts and looks at topless women because, as he told me and two other people in a Skype call, he is afraid of vaginas.

Is it because he fears his "little Crane" would become one? Or has he given a reason?

 

[Sharktopus]

Or has he given a reason?

He sort of did?
Mostly he just tried to change the subject, but Grant is an idiot and only knows how to dig himself deeper into a hole.
But basically he said he finds vaginas unappealing and would be fine if a girl gave him boob/blowjobs and no actual intercourse.

 

[chimpburgers]

I missed some of these. Crane is thirsty.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He sort of did?
Mostly he just tried to change the subject, but Grant is an idiot and only knows how to dig himself deeper into a hole.
But basically he said he finds vaginas unappealing and would be fine if a girl gave him boob/blowjobs and no actual intercourse.

He does realize that Blowjobs are a form of intercourse, right?

 

[chimpburgers]

Grant still lurks here.

 

[chimpburgers]

Sick burn by DSP.txt. Owned.

Recent tweets.

 

[sasazuka]

Here's an appropriate video for St. Patrick's Day, Grant drinking American whiskey in Scotland.

Spoiler

(Thanks to Larry Bundy Jr. for pointing that out in the comments.)

 

[chimpburgers]

Here's an appropriate video for St. Patrick's Day, Grant drinking American whiskey in Scotland.

Spoiler

(Thanks to Larry Bundy Jr. for pointing that out in the comments.)

Great find! I didn't know he had a YouTube channel again.

I capped the comment above and I'm in the process of downloading all the videos on his current channel in case he tries something again.

 

[sasazuka]

I'm not a whiskey person though, it all tastes like jet fuel to me, so I can't really fault Grant for preferring something that may be just a little sweeter even if it's considered gauche to imbibe American whiskey in the land of Scotch.

 

[chimpburgers]

Grant chimpout right now.

http://archive.is/kKQzE

 

[chimpburgers]

Omg, Grant stream right now.

 

[sasazuka]

4:00 It's like Grant is remembering other people's rants and is trying to repeat them verbatim.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Grant chimpout right now.

http://archive.is/kKQzE

Why do I feel that "Fuck off, you know that ain't true" is going to be his new go-to insult from now on?

 

[Without A Gout]

Looking at his stuff nowadays, Grant's got a MASSIVE alcohol problem nowadays. Dude's going to have a liver as useful as his whining in ten years if he keeps this up

 

[sasazuka]

Spoiler: Invisible Crane's Stream 31/03/2016

I haven't listened to it yet, but it's over two-and-a-half hours long, so I guess that means maybe we'll get a total of 15 minutes of Grant actually talking between the long silences.

^ Thank goodness for being able to watch Youtube videos at 2x speed. Or, to be more honest, "listen to Youtube videos as background noise at 2x speed while I did other things".

To his credit, while there were still plenty of "dead air" moments, Grant actually talked more than he did in the earlier stream. I don't remember everything, but here are some things I do remember.

• He showed off XBox and Playstation games and anime off his shelves. Some of the anime was borderline hentai like The Qwaser of Stigmata but Grant was adamant that he's not a hentai fan.
• He complained about not being as popular as many other Youtube streamers. You know, because if Grant isn't immediately successful at something he tries, it's because other people are being unfair to him.
• He talked about not having a car but he doesn't think it's worth getting one at this point because he thinks the world will run out of oil in a few years and also because he thinks World War III is imminent. (I mean, I don't have a car either but that's because I live in a city with ample public transportation and I don't have a family that I need to transport around; I don't need to invoke geopolitics as a justification for my current car-free lifestyle.)
• He bitched about Gamergate and also anti-Gamergate and some of the guys in the live comments tried to troll him by insinuating that Steven Universe supports Gamergate somehow. Or something.
  
• He mentioned that he had a job since November of 2014.
• He complained about Nostalgia Critic Doug Walker and the "Where's the Fair Use?" campaign, thinking that Doug Walker shows too much footage with too little commentary for it to be legitimately considered "fair use".
• He repeated a lot of things he said in the previous stream about "playing games, not pixels" and somehow seems annoyed that Sony is coming out with the 4K UltraHD "Sony Playstation 4.5" (even though the primary market for PS4.5 is people with much larger televisions than Grant has, screens where the limitations of 1080p resolution are a lot more obvious).

Overall, there were small drips of milk here and there but no standout lolcow moments, for better or worse.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Grant has certainly moved on from obsessing non stop about getting a job as a voiceover artist and whining about how that dream wasn't coming true right now, now, now, NOW, NOW!

 

[sasazuka]

I forgot to mention that costume he was wearing, as well as how the first three minutes or so of the video are of him putting it on.

Is that an anime-related costume? From Madoka Magica, maybe? It kind of reminds me of the Tentacles from Maniac Mansion 2 and Day of the Tentacle.

 

[sugoi-chan]

I forgot to mention that costume he was wearing, as well as how the first three minutes or so of the video are of him putting it on.

Is that an anime-related costume? From Madoka Magica, maybe? It kind of reminds me of the Tentacles from Maniac Mansion 2 and Day of the Tentacle.

Looks like an Umbreon hoodie:

 

[KingOfHypocrisy]

I thought the funniest part of that stream was when his mum knocked on the door and he rushed to turn off his webcam. He was acting like a teenager who nearly got caught watching porn.

Oh and Grant removed all his videos, again.

 

[sasazuka]

Damnit, Grant uploaded a video this morning where, apparently, he showed off his anime collection again. DSP_TXT called it "hentai" on Twitter so Grant deleted the video before I could even watch it.

Grant insists the sex-themed anime in his collection are only "ecchi" and not full-fledged "hentai" and I'm not saying he's entirely wrong, but the line is a lot fuzzier than he wants to admit. I suspect his rigid hentai definition standard is something along the lines of "has a pixelated penis that actually penetrates a woman on screen".

Oh, I see Grant's back to complaining that people who are years younger than him have the audacity to be successful voice actors on cartoons he likes. Because age has more to do with voice acting ability than talent or experience, somehow.

It kind of reminds me how I'd love to be a mahout (elephant keeper) because I really like elephants but there are actual mahouts who are like way younger than I am and that kind of pisses me off, and my lack of progress at becoming a mahout despite my age has absolutely nothing to do with my lack of experience at taking care of any animal larger than a golden retriever nor my living in a country with no elephants outside of zoos nor my lack of desire to move to a country like India or Thailand where mahouts are actually a thing due my aversion to heat and my limited ability to speak languages that aren't English all that well nor my desire to be paid a lot more than an actual mahout is paid so that I can live in a cushy mansion with a five Ferrari garage and not a hut. It's just so unfair.