Invitation System (August 2021)

[Reverend]

Hey future newfags, I've heard that if you PM @Ron Toye for an invite he'll give you one if you remind him that he's a violent husband.

Why would you ever doubt the SheepDog. It always Protects and uses a TV Remote as defense if he has to.

 

[Faye]

Is there anything that we can do, I feel a bit useless sitting here while the website is being attacked, and Null is kinda fighting the fight alone. We all use it and most want to help.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[The Megalodon]

Lmao @Null full Lowtax mode. I love it. Spiral more.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

make every registration 10 dollars. that'll stop 'em!

Something Awful Forums tried that, and look what happened.

 

[Thumb Butler]

If only I had ten lolcow addicted friends.

 

[lindsayfan]

n*ll puttin' the couch in front of the kiwifarms door

 

[Divine right to rule]

Now?

Yes, before we were a free for all club of tards. To differenciate us from the riffraff, a dress code will be required. Also, no Negroes. For obvious reasons.

 

[Null]

Lmao @Null full Lowtax mode. I love it. Spiral more.

Don't be silly. Lowtax got paid.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Seems unfortunately necessary. Unfortunate because there was some useful info thanks to very new users in the incest saga.

I can't imagine linking an account here to pretty much any other account though (i.e. so that people would know to ask for an invite from outside of kf...)

 

[Ver_fox_12]

I just figured out how this new system works

 

[Farmer John]

Don't be silly. Lowtax got paid.

I got a buck worth of BAT with your name on it.

 

[Hecate]

can I auction off my invitations if I send a portion to you null?

 

[Likely]

Something Awful Forums tried that, and look what happened.

It became one of the most culturally important and successful sites on the internet in its heyday, and then was gradually mismanaged into the toilet by a wife-beating drug addict?

Null, go get married

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Null, go get married

Not before he exposes 2021's Eric Bauman.

 

[Ruin]

Should be a permanent feature, most of the newfags have been awful.

 

[Likely]

Not before he exposes 2021's Eric Bauman.

ebaums world was sold for like $10mil, how many GT-Rs can that buy?

e: over $50mm, apparently

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Wait, I'm T&H but haven't been here 6 months. So I can't invite people?

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

That cannot be helped.
Semper Fidelis to everyone who is keeping the Farms up and running.

 

[No. 7 cat]

I feel so special.