IO Interactive General Thread - Developers of Project 007, Hitman, Freedom Fighters, Kane & Lynch (and Mini Ninjas)

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I didnt see any WOKE things

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Honestly the painting joke made me laugh, because she's both taking the piss and Bond can agree that the martial arts poster is way cooler than the landscape because he appreciates the masculine call to violence or whatever.

Besides Moneypenny's gross outfit I haven't really had many complaints in the game so far, it's fun as long as you expect a movie game like Uncharted. I will say a few stealth bits like the wine cellar early on genuinely I don't know how the fuck to stealth I just beat the shit out of everyone (the combat is good when they let you do it).

People keep pointing out the tattooed dyke from the club but she's some loser Bond doesn't even hit on while telling an equally disgusting blonde cunt to fuck off already for hitting on him.

As far as woke games go there's way worse out there than 'the old agent training Bond is black and hates him for being a loose cannon'. The best character genuinely has been the other white guy agent. The french spy is vaguely cute in the, like, one scene she's been in so far.

The personality writing is way better than the modeling team's work.

Like 7/10 wait for a sale, but its a decent Bond adventure.
 
The painting or poster clip, this is clearly writing done by some lesbian feminist blue haired hambeast with septum ring. There is nothing funny about this, this is called letting them have a foot in the door.

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Kiwifarms challenge to not play the recent nigger game, impossible.

Go to reddit and talk about how much you love to jerk off to the current nigger/wog game, but don't come here and pretend that you are against wokeness.

Aside from that, this woke slop game has nothing at all to do with James Bond, they turned him into a pussboy who gets pussy-whipped. Maybe go and watch the Connery films to understand how a James Bond character should look like.

PS Everybody who gave money to woke IO is a woke fag who loves wokeness and who loves to support wokeness with his money.
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Even aside from the wokeness the gameplay is just shit. The combat is painfully simplistic and they don't even give you the option of learning any new moves so you repeat the same game loop ad nauseam for the entire duration of punch/throw shit/slide kick across tables. Gunplay is Hitman-tier which is to say that it's serviceable but I'd expect a hell of a lot better from a game trying to follow in Uncharted's footsteps. The speech system is hardly as complex as they pretend because majority of the time the choices you make don't matter. And that's not even getting into how the first 4 or so hours of the game are literally just an extended tutorial with barely any proper gameplay. I might as well watch a fucking movie at that point. At least it'd be shorter and waste less of my time.
The biggest giveaway is when they call it "marvel writing". Bond has been quippy cheesy one liners since the original movies. It's kind of his whole thing.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FxDfc1Ldbow
Except there's a major difference between the quipping here and the dogshit Spider-Man-tier voice lines that First Light gives us.
 
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Maybe go and watch the Connery films to understand how a James Bond character should look like.
like bond was saved by tatiana from klebb in from russia with love you dumb fuck?
hell now that i remember even pussy galore saved our boy bond from being poisoned
im glad that they didnt make Q a bumbling faggot. every thing that tourists and retards are obsessing already happened in the movies, hell bond fucking dies and gets replaced by a nigger woman in the last one. the craig films did a lot of damage to the character so much that amazon doesnt know what the fuck to do with the ip anymore
 
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You did bend over when they gave you one hot female character among the sea of DEI slop. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Hate to say it, but you have a point. All but one character model looks ugly as hell. Interesting how a 007 game from 15-20 years ago can have consistent character models than a modern video game.
 
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