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The really funny part is that people defending this shit are so mentally raped that anything that doesn't offensively look like a tranny is immediately viewed as a concession by the developers.
The women range from painfully average to ugly, and they're even more ugly when contrasted to the female models used in previous Bond games.
You people are legit mongoloids and the reason why subhumans like smash jt exists. Go back to play balldo gate 3 and enjoy all the homos and dykes in that game because of OPTIONS
The biggest giveaway is when they call it "marvel writing". Bond has been quippy cheesy one liners since the original movies. It's kind of his whole thing.
Honestly the painting joke made me laugh, because she's both taking the piss and Bond can agree that the martial arts poster is way cooler than the landscape because he appreciates the masculine call to violence or whatever.
Besides Moneypenny's gross outfit I haven't really had many complaints in the game so far, it's fun as long as you expect a movie game like Uncharted. I will say a few stealth bits like the wine cellar early on genuinely I don't know how the fuck to stealth I just beat the shit out of everyone (the combat is good when they let you do it).
People keep pointing out the tattooed dyke from the club but she's some loser Bond doesn't even hit on while telling an equally disgusting blonde cunt to fuck off already for hitting on him.
As far as woke games go there's way worse out there than 'the old agent training Bond is black and hates him for being a loose cannon'. The best character genuinely has been the other white guy agent. The french spy is vaguely cute in the, like, one scene she's been in so far.
The personality writing is way better than the modeling team's work.
Like 7/10 wait for a sale, but its a decent Bond adventure.
The painting or poster clip, this is clearly writing done by some lesbian feminist blue haired hambeast with septum ring. There is nothing funny about this, this is called letting them have a foot in the door.
The painting or poster clip, this is clearly writing done by some lesbian feminist blue haired hambeast with septum ring. There is nothing funny about this, this is called letting them have a foot in the door.
Kiwifarms challenge to not play the recent nigger game, impossible.
Go to reddit and talk about how much you love to jerk off to the current nigger/wog game, but don't come here and pretend that you are against wokeness.
Aside from that, this woke slop game has nothing at all to do with James Bond, they turned him into a pussboy who gets pussy-whipped. Maybe go and watch the Connery films to understand how a James Bond character should look like.
PS Everybody who gave money to woke IO is a woke fag who loves wokeness and who loves to support wokeness with his money.
The biggest giveaway is when they call it "marvel writing". Bond has been quippy cheesy one liners since the original movies. It's kind of his whole thing. https://youtube.com/watch?v=FxDfc1Ldbow
Even aside from the wokeness the gameplay is just shit. The combat is painfully simplistic and they don't even give you the option of learning any new moves so you repeat the same game loop ad nauseam for the entire duration of punch/throw shit/slide kick across tables. Gunplay is Hitman-tier which is to say that it's serviceable but I'd expect a hell of a lot better from a game trying to follow in Uncharted's footsteps. The speech system is hardly as complex as they pretend because majority of the time the choices you make don't matter. And that's not even getting into how the first 4 or so hours of the game are literally just an extended tutorial with barely any proper gameplay. I might as well watch a fucking movie at that point. At least it'd be shorter and waste less of my time.
The biggest giveaway is when they call it "marvel writing". Bond has been quippy cheesy one liners since the original movies. It's kind of his whole thing. https://youtube.com/watch?v=FxDfc1Ldbow
like bond was saved by tatiana from klebb in from russia with love you dumb fuck?
hell now that i remember even pussy galore saved our boy bond from being poisoned
im glad that they didnt make Q a bumbling faggot. every thing that tourists and retards are obsessing already happened in the movies, hell bond fucking dies and gets replaced by a nigger woman in the last one. the craig films did a lot of damage to the character so much that amazon doesnt know what the fuck to do with the ip anymore
Hate to say it, but you have a point. All but one character model looks ugly as hell. Interesting how a 007 game from 15-20 years ago can have consistent character models than a modern video game.
I don't know why all of you are acting this retarded you probably didn't play the game, now you consider non white women npc that you can skip or talk for like 2 minutes woke why are you acting like the UK is agartha the current PM is a Jew and the Home Secretary is a paki mudslime even London is minority white and in the game bond is saved 3 times and the final one by a woman bond also ignored all the commands given by his superior and do as he like your ideal game is full aryan blue eyed blond haired women where you have orgies all day or you just want to mindlessly pick every small detail and out of context frames to convinces yourselves it is woke
I don't know why all of you are acting this retarded you probably didn't play the game, now you consider non white women npc that you can skip or talk for like 2 minutes woke why are you acting like the UK is agartha the current PM is a Jew and the Home Secretary is a paki mudslime even London is minority white and in the game bond is saved 3 times and the final one by a woman bond also ignored all the commands given by his superior and do as he like your ideal game is full aryan blue eyed blond haired women where you have orgies all day or you just want to mindlessly pick every small detail and out of context frames to convinces yourselves it is woke
1. Moneypenny is black, but whatever. She's cute in game and has a good dynamic with Bond. There's a pretty funny sequence where she hears him keeping the British end up over the radio and awkwardly abandons her post to get some tea.
2. M is an Indian woman, and I thought it was going to be girlboss nonsense, but she's even tamer than Dench's portrayal of M. She backs up Bond throughout the game and is only critical when Bond does one specific stupid thing.
3. Single cherry-picked frame of a depicted 10/10. They linger on her million poly wet ass for what feels like an hour.
4. Black NPC in Africa. Pretty good example of how people are taking things out of context.
5. The character ranting about the movie poster is a pompous and smug spoiled girl and she's arguing with a dude that just keeps saying it's badass, because it is. Considering it's a well-done legally-distinct version of "The Street Fighter," I don't think she's anyone's stand-in. The argument really isn't even against the poster itself as a concept but how it doesn't belong in the kitchen.
6. Don't remember encountering this character at all.
7. I thought the ending is good. The whole reason he gets rescued in the end is that James Bond is so good at wooing and fucking that even the hardened Spectre agent sent to manipulate, use, and discard him can't stand to see him die after he sacrifices himself to finish off the bad guy. Sets up some interesting stuff for the sequels.
I had some complaints about the gameplay but otherwise enjoyed it, but shit like this just puts me in sperg mode.
