Dick, my dude, you‘ve convinced me with your thoughtful and possibly insane response but I urge you to consider the depressing implications of living in a world wherein God can make a microwave burrito too hot for Him to eat but he can’t make a dumpster too smelly for Speed to shit and pass out in. Sooner or later, we’re gonna have to call an old priest and a young priest
@ScamL Likely - I can‘t seem to include your response but yes, I realize this isn’t that deep. I appreciate your comment, to be sure, but my own comment was so full of bombast and feigned incredulity that I’m actually fairly shocked anyone took it seriously. Years spent on this site, occasionally making absurd Captain Obvious lists with plenty of signposts, and I’ve never had anyone take a list like that as a genuine cry for understanding or actual bafflement at the state of whatever cow we’re mocking. But it happened twice in an IC2 thread, on the same page even. I wonder why... I hope I’m not losing my ability to convey sarcasm.