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Sup dudes and gals, I'm from IP2.
This place is 100% better for discussion of these degenerates. Fuck Ip2 lol.
This place is 100% better for discussion of these degenerates. Fuck Ip2 lol.
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Thanks for scarring me for life.guys goocheese has a vagina
also, I think someone already made a gif, but it didn't loop well - so now you have speedy jumping in his meth lair forever
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I shit all over trans people but if these trannys hang out on IP2 I have a hard time thinking they're the crazy liberal "Give me a Uterus transplant" typeWow, we have a celebrity in the thread! (Pending verification) Roxy Nebula IP2 - Twitter - Twitch - Discord - YouTube
u/Roxy Nebula has previous been featured in the thread after stream sniping Loulz and is currently being courted by Captain Content ( @RoxyNebula can you confirm if that's you in the picture? ).
After the stream sniping Roxy briefly locked down her twitter but eventually resurfaced and promises were made.
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In the end all we got was about 2.5 hours rather than 8-10 (including the prestream) but that's still more than Shawn Phase came through with I suppose.
I've been slowly clipping bits of it here and there for a recap but under the circumstances it feels like it would be rude to wait any longer so here we go. Who knows, maybe this will be the first stream in a long and glorious IRL career?
(This is a bit of a long one so I'm going to break it up into chapters.)
Chapter 1 - Pre Stream
Introducing our cast we have Roxy Nebula and Durdy. (Lesbians btw)
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We've already met Roxy, but what about Durdys origin story?
Well I'm glad you asked, Durdy is the 5000 year old succubus that results from an alien reverse raping the town drunk.
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You can hear they're listening to a Captain Content stream while they prepare, I guess they're trying to do their homework and they must've been watching Baked too because it doesn't take long for them to pull out the content spray (apparently they were carrying knives too?) so don't go trying to rape them!
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They've also considered bathroom breaks and intend to take a play from Stop Speeding and piss in public (squatting of course) and they'll totally get away with it too because they're girls.
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Roxy teaches the viewers about perfume and pheromones
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Foot hype for simps. (Onlyfans when?)
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Eventually they stopped sitting and left the house to go IRL for the first time. History in the making.
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Chapter 2 - IRL Life
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After making a stop for power ups (Red Bull, no meth, boo) they finally make their way down town and Roxy tries to do some trolling.
Have you seen my brother? He has my Lexapro!
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Happy pride month! Does your Mom know you're gay? (No macing without first getting pressed apparently)
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The trolls weren't going too great, no content spray, so chat tries to get them to mace each other.
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After visiting the spot where she sniped Loulz and Woozuh they start to get some content together making friends with joggers.
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But are you croag Roxy?
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"I wanna be called a real woman!"
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Estrogen confirmed.
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The estrogen may actually be turning Roxy into a real woman as she seems very impressed by parallel parking.
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Introducing our second new friend of the night, this one happens to be a veteran.
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Roxy will burn coal for cash btw.
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That may be a profitable path to take, because as it turns out the two of them are experts in the art of deepthroat and proud of it.
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Introducing our third bum of the night and my personal favorite for his straight up style.
Didn't quite get our content spray, but I think we came close this time.
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Chapter 3 - Club life
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They need a drink after all that IRL so soon we end up in a club and learn a little more about our rising stars.
Apparently Roxy is 29 and Durdy is1627. Croag power couple.
Apparently Roxy has been on HRT for 2 years now.
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"Good to go"
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The two give us their hot takes on tranny politics.
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Before proceeding to chug a beer in a most ladylike manner. Gonna have to keep training if you wanna make $ doing firesales.
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What goes in must come out, piss hype, complete with insta angles.
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Chapter 4 - AIDS Chan
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Must've gotten the simps excited because pretty soon they get their first sniper. Introducing "Aids Chan" (who is of course, a man)
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He tries to impress the pair with his IP2 knowledge by sharing the the story of Captain Content getting robbed in Spain.
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In case you're not familiar with the story I've included the video here complete with translation by our own @Empresa
After getting to know Aids Chan better they decide they better stay in public and go back out onto the street to do some IRL.
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Oh and they also wanna be strippers.
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Maybe it was the stripper talk, but for one reason or another, Aids Chan decides now is the time to make his move.
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Epilogue
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Unfortunately the stream ended with a whimper rather than a bang, but here we are, as it turns out time flys when you're being raped and after make their mistake Roxy realizes the battery on the phone is about to die and they didn't bring a charger. Rookie mistake.
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And that's it, the story of Roxy's IRL debut stream.
Welcome to the farms @RoxyNebula and don't forget, you're here forever.
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the euphemism is "gash," not "scar," but whatever you want to call it works I guess.Thanks for scarring me for life.
You may not like it but this is what peak male performance looks likeBoofy doing a drunk workout, peak physical fitness personified.
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Boofy backflips.
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Body by Meth, lets all masturbate at the same time have a world orgasm
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i see youve made it, cheers palSup dudes and gals, I'm from IP2.
This place is 100% better for discussion of these degenerates. Fuck Ip2 lol.
@shawnphase streaming update@shawnphase hype! I'm having a fantastic time reading the last 10 pages or so, I can get all the deets I need about my 2 favorite streamers (TRS and shawnphase) without ever having to actually interact with them or use Pedocord. Good work as always. @shawnphase knows all the lore and never forget, he fucked Alice first.
if he cockteases me again I swear to fucking christ I'm cutting it off
Keep pressing that nigger. I'm over here seething because I can't talk in chat and refuse to make a sock. We need a Shawnphase stream ASAP.
yeah @Radioactive Man has it
also here
@The Demon Baby here is the clip of Stop Speeding and Loulz kissing
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Btw don't forget to click "Insert" once you attach a file.British B gets some random chick to call ebz a peadough![]()
Possibly one of the most extreme examples of the Cx effect.
So instead of calling his bank's 800 number and reporting his card lost or stolen immediately, he goes off stream to buy more meth (I assume)Speedy says last time he lost his ID and bank cards he was out for a month. He doesn’t have his social security card anymore so that is going to make things even more difficult. He starts screaming and swallows some spit coming off his mouth at :45. He investigates the charges on his bank card and it has been used at a place he hasn’t been then ends the stream.
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She was gross back then too. I've turned down pussy 3 times in my life, once for being a needle user (goocheese) Once for being too dirty, and once for being too fat.
Imagine being an active IP2 viewer/poster and not having a current/past drug addiction.So instead of calling his bank's 800 number and reporting his card lost or stolen immediately, he goes off stream to buy more meth (I assume)
What a god