Blade can probably piss himself on command for donos.
In all fairness, we can all piss ourselves on command. It’s just the whole dignity issue that ensures we don’t. And he may as well piss himself for shekels. He’s gonna do it anyway so why not monetize it.
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Captain is an absolute asshole but as a vagina-owner, I gotta say that this is absolutely what men should do when women lay hands on them. Yes, Goo was drunk but she’s always impaired and even in the deepest chemical haze people still understand that if you fuck around you will find out. Though her chivalry tank is running low, Goo absolutely banks on the fact that most men will never hit a woman even in self-defense and even loathsome men will not want to hit a woman on camera. She acts out because she still clings to the notion that being female somehow insulates her from consequences.
It speaks to how horrible it is to be around her that the men around her are getting sick of her to the point that she is physically removed from RVs and left behind. Remember how devastated Boneclinks was when Blade had nonconsensual sex with Goo. Commentary channels lost it. Charlie especially was appalled. Now Goo has become such a violent, stinking, screeching presence that I don’t think anyone really worries about what happens to her. It’s sad but if a woman throws a punch, she deserves to be left behind or punched back. I absolutely side with the slimy Max on this one.
Again, it speaks to how horrible Goo has become that the greedy Cappy reached his limit. Watching a filthy, disgusting, matted animal-girl brings in donos. Max is almost exclusively motivated by money. If even he cannot endure her even for a moment more as she brings in money, imagine how bad she really must be. Just her smell alone would drive most sane people to extremes. She’s worse than an untrained dog, tearing up shit just to tear it up. Even if Max makes tons of money and can replace everything she destroys, such antics wear thin very quickly even for the most money-hungry carny.
I used to have a lot of sympathy for Goo. But if you’re gonna be a BPD case with a substance abuse problem, you have to have a couple of positive traits to offset it. Most of the time it’s prettiness or being good in bed. Goo is loud, smelly, and bloated. She was cute once but she drank herself out of it. And she’s the human embodiment of being too drunk to fuck. I have the same level of arm-length prurience for her that I do for Blade. They are the same person almost, except Blade whines a lot less when sober.
And Jesus Christ, Minette! Crying over Max. Imagine sinking that low. Lose 50 pounds, watch some Brad Mondo videos to sort out your hair, then launch a GFM to get those terrible tats removed. Even with your cluster(fuck)-b tendencies, you’ll be able to pull in a divorced mechanic or construction foreman in his late 50s who will think you‘re a step up from the last bitch he was with and won’t capitalize on you pissing yourself. And you won’t have to do shit like this anymore, like crying on camera for male attention. Even you can do better.