Andy Dick is actually on there?
Andy is the most ip2 streamer to ever ip2. Its kinda like the role of a lifetime.
Andy Dick would fuck anyone and everyone associated with IP2. He’d rail Captain and Cheeto. He’d suck Blade’s rotting toes. He’d shove his head up Jewel’s cavernous gash. He’d eat out Goo after a week of no showering. He’d fuck Alice’s dog. He’d bang Bobbi Dylan’s kid the moment it draws its first breath out of the womb. He’d probably try to nail Roxy but she’s got enough sense and dignity to avoid that shit but she’s likely the only one. Nano would be the least appalling sexual encounter he’d engage in.
Goo and Captain are going to try it on with him i think. Going by an earlier conversation Goo wants to see who can grope him first or who gets groped by him first. She also said she wanted to peg captain later
There is a little competition on where Andy is going to go. Someone is trying to get a house with him, Casey wants him on an RV and Cappy wants to get him on his RV. I think he should go to Captains, or get them all into a big house somewhere for a month. Literally anything can happen... should be interesting.
Also fantastic news that Jewel has had one of those pregnancy blockers put in that last 3 years, so hopfully she has ruined her body beyond the ability to spawn another one by the time its out.
They keep talking about having more kids in a few years. Attila keeps telling her he is taking her back to Canada to put babies in her. Hopefully the Canadian Child Services are on the ball if that ever happens...
Hey now, let's not go nuts here. She's a low-life but nobody deserves being trapped in a room alone with Andy Dick. That's just inhumane.
@shawnphase is dead now :-( RIP
we Lexmark'd him to death.
At least two someones. Phil Hartman is the more well known one, but apparently David Strickland got wasted with Andy Dick the night he hanged himself.
